The Truth About Lashana Lynch's Role in Bond 25 (VIDEO SCRIPT)

Readers, this past week and a half, the world has seemed to have caught a case of Black Girl Magic

First Disney announced right before Independence Day that Halle Bailey would be playing the role of Ariel in their upcoming “of course they’re making a live-action” remake of The Little Mermaid, and white people were mad about it

How mad? Mad enough to try and stir fake outrage with a valleygirl-ass bot account and start a hashtag on Twitter, which those of us with common sense then rightfully began to make fun of

(looks at phone) ...Zimbala Bad Bitch? (smiles and says sitcoming-ly) Kat Blaque, is that you??

And now a week later, rumors regarding the 25th James Bond movie have begun to surface now that it’s been in production for...(checks phone) wait it’s in production?

They found a DIRECTOR?

Daniel Craig was injured on set?

Don’t nobody tell me nothin, I SWEAR!

Anyway, this rumor in question involves Captain Marvel star Lashana Lynch

/According to it, she will be taking up the mantle of 007 in the upcoming film, making her the first woman and the first person of color in the film franchise to take up the codename/ https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9503184/bond-25-lashana-lynch-take-over-daniel-craig-first-female-007/

And just like the Ariel story, white people are mad about it

So mad, that they completely forgot that Daniel Craig is still in the movie, playing James Bond.

Right now the rumor in question is that Lashana’s character is taking up the codename 007 because after the events of Spectre, James Bond decided to retire.

Now that Christoph Waltz’s Blofeld is back, I assume since it’s been confirmed that he’s returning for the film

M - played by Ralph Fiennes - has to track down James Bond to convince him to do one last mission, in which he’ll more than likely have to partner with the new 007

But yes, Readers; that’s the extent of Lashana’s character in the currently filming...yet still untitled 25th James Bond movie, if this rumor is true

James Bond is still James Bond. He’s just no longer 007. If this rumor is true

And even if it is, so what? This isn’t the first time this has happened to the character.

Because if you recall, the James Bond series isn’t just a movie series.

It started of as all great hollywood franchises started out as. A BOOK series

In the book “You Only Live Twice” -- which was released in 1964 before being turned into the 5th story to be adapted to film three years later starring Sean Connery -- James had to be transferred to a new department and given another codename: 7777

It wasn’t until the next book which was released a year later, “The Man With The Golden Gun” -- which wasn’t adapted to film until 1974 when Roger Moore took over as Bond -- until he got his 007 codename back.

Look, don’t ask me why MGM made the Bond movies out of order from the books. Y’all lucky you’re getting THIS topic out of me today, alright??

The point is that outside of trolls, part of the reason why such a big deal is being made about this by obvious parties

Is because the article that broke this rumor and even shared how Lashana’s character is gonna be allegedly revealed in the currently filming, no title-having James Bond movie

Did so in a way that was specifically designed to trigger those in the Anti-SJW crowd

/Doing things like emphasizing that one of the writers of the movie is a feminist, and that instead of James’s love interests being called Bond Girls, they’re gonna be called Bond Women now. Basically anything to get the Pepe’s poppin posts/ 007 - Daily Mail 1&2

Which is why now even the most Bobo of fools are fanning the flames of Lashawna replacing Daniel Craig just to get the “Woke Culture is Ruining Everything” and “Keep White Characters White Because Ra Knows we Don’t Have a Million of them Already” dice rolling.

While this may in fact be Daniel Craig’s last James Bond movie, we don’t know if Lashana Lynch’s character will be replacing Bond

If James Bond is gonna be recast for Bond 26, which is the more likely option

Or -- and I can’t stress this enough -- because all of what I reported on are currently only rumors -- if anything that I said is actually legit

In which case you should take whatever reports I shared with you in this video with the finest grain of salt possible. Like, it shouldn’t be able to melt a patch of SNOW, let alone season your eggs.

So with that being said Readers, your homework assignment for the day: Write in the comment section below what your thoughts are regarding the rumor of Lashawna Lynch possibly playing the new 007.

Yes, I bolded those specific words and phrases in the script for this video to help me put the emphasis on them. Why do you ask??