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DanDaDan Ep 5

bro is absolutely COOKED

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depends what my power is cause if its wack ill be in school thank you

joshua rosario

"Just the balls" is crazy

Hakohako Isubu

but without the balls he can't make testosterone which means he might get impotent.

Random Guy

oh!

Myla Mason

Oh, the conclusion stems from if in this fun fantasy scenario, in perfect conditions, not factoring in any foreplay and if the male had good stamina to begin with but could never bring a woman to orgasm with just his thrusts alone because of early ejaculation, then he'd have better chances bringing her to orgasm(s) with just thrust alone if all he had to worry about was his stamina and could ignore any sort of refractory period from having an orgasm too soon, sorry for any misunderstanding. But as stated above, someone says orgasms are still possible without testicles, so the perfect conditions are not met.

The Zany Spirit

you still have orgasms without your balls, just without any sperm

Jeffison

Not having balls wouldn't make the women orgasm more, that was an odd conclusion to jump to. But she was saying its a w for him, which it obviously is not.

Cream_That_Corn

Reminds me of The Apothecary Diaries, definitely my favorite anime for the year it released. If it really does still get blood pumping through it, and it no longer has sperm production, then it's functionally a dildo for women. So, I can see the appeal for any women enjoying it, I'd think. The removal of pregnancy scares can certainly be viewed positively, as well.

The Zany Spirit

I read that being castrated has no real impact on your ability to get hard and have sex, provided it happened after puberty, and that it was only if done before puberty that it really messes a boy up. Not 100% (its been ages) but I believe some harems in the past (china?) had eunuchs that were this way so they could keep the lesser concubines satisfied without any risk of getting them knocked up. Again, this is based of super foggy memory from when I used to love reading weird facts like 15 years ago, so I may be wrong!

Umbra_Nex

bruh what in the....

DxShadow

Smh some people get too excited

Wolf

I fully expected him to explode and yell at TG that if he has to sacrifice his balls to save the Ayases, then he’d gladly do it. Bet that would’ve shut the crone up.

Coatl45

CONGRATULATIONS! You nearly laughed me to death! And you didn’t even need Joker venom!😂

Coatl45

Balless and with only a shaft. I mean, honestly, like Sheera says... that might be a w for the woman having sex with him, they don't have to worry about him reaching climax too soon. Though, I have no idea if blood could properly flow into the shaft and harden it if you don't have balls, but if it can, you'll be the man who gives women the most orgasms. Sadly, you most likely won't be having any happy endings yourself. 😔 But you'll have a better chance leaving women satisfied!

The Zany Spirit

Sheera ma'am, a man can't just walk around with half a package lmao. I'd feel so displaced the rest of my life.

Corey Leach

As someone who works in the medical field, I've seen a few people with just balls. I've never seen someone with just a shaft lol.

Chase Daly

She had him by the balls.

BZD

Why she crumple like that when the pan hit her 😭

lyssa

Not Shira saying thats kind of a W I'm CRYING

ZandyBoi

The way i just choked on my spit laughing at this cus thats my favorite cereal xD oh my god

Lea Garrido

maybe she can't posses someone with a dick and balls?

CornCobBob

wooow not somone misplacing my BALLS

Norman kay10

Hopefully they're both in the same place 🤣

Arturo

She dropped the balls off

Yoori

This show is gassss

🪐𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋🪽

i also think hes better off without them lol

Lemonkatze

And it would be fuckin hilarious😂

DsWorldd •

WHERE'S MY BALLS?!?!

Easly_Bash

Hunt for the dragonballs

Gera

Thanks I had to search my soul for that one

Offw0rlder

The highest of stakes 😭

Yellow_Flash

Phallic phantom goes hard ngl 🤣

Yellow_Flash

yes. romance is a huge part of the story but thats not all

KiriyamaRei

“No, that’s actually a W” sheera 2024 😂😂😂

Whamz Rose

So this is a romance?

Art of Trolling

Touch grass

Luhbabytay

dimple would scam both and use their spirituality to further awaken

chou sion

fuck that bitch

chou sion

The MC gets his powers from a glizzy-gobbling ghost granny. A shaboingboing snatcher, a phallic phantom, a johnson janker, a demonic dick drinker, is the MC’s familliar…. Nigga do you know how UPSET I would be 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Get this old hoe outta me neoowww

Offw0rlder

So we got the sha but we missing the boing boings still Wait wtf you mean you lost them somewhere!?!? Bitch why’d you take them to begin with!?

Offw0rlder

Waking up to oops all berries is crazy lol

A. P.

yall they just said at the start of the episode that her phone broke😭

Orendi

Imagine waking up to just BALLS 😭

Dectreise Uchiha

Their ending convo without context is hilarious when you think about it lmao

Severus Alaerth

Luffy the best character

Tsuki

now the real plot is revealed lol

MGC

Pink hair girl is best girl!!!!!

Luhbabytay

Definitely a spoiler they didn't know if he was getting his balls back or living without them for the rest of his life

LiquidXGravity

nah the way they drew her crooked ass legs when she got knocked out was peak comedy. sum family guy shi lmaooo

MethodTKT

I mean, it is

Angelo Marchantt

I love spoilers without context. Turbo granny was right infront of them every single time that ending came up but they had zero idea lmao

13

Bro you can't tell me that's not Luffy

BornUnMotivated

Yeah, teeth clashed but there was definitely lip locking for a single second and the manga panel shows that.

Nita - Kento's Widow

I don't know if they give tsundere as much as "teenagers doing and acting out silly things that teenagers do" Right now, they're just friends anyway so none of that was said in a 'tsundere romance' way, it's just that public image and reputation had them saying things they didn't even mean.

Nita - Kento's Widow

Hell, they stopped doing the trope later in the episode. The two literally apologized to each other, which tsunderes never do.

SunED

Stop watching then bruh, they don’t even the tsudere trope later in the series anyways.

SunED

Apparently, the author's editors had him consumed a lot of books and read stuff to enhance the writing of these characters and their 'teenage antics'. Definitely paid off lmao

Nita - Kento's Widow

I feel like if he crashed out at that information it would be completely justified

ghostin_us

tsundere x tsundere mc duo, the worst annoying kind for me ngl

sotonye ogan

They DID have eachother's numbers in episode one but Ayase's phone broke

Dude559

Ball Retrieval Arc

sunreyes

Finally got the cat. To think that the cat dancing in the intro is turbo granny is hilarious😂. The turbo granny cat is like a mix between dimple and kon

Asher Ealey

Yeah also can’t nut without nuts

Asher Ealey

And dimple 😂

Asher Ealey

Same😂😂

Asher Ealey

Lupas face at the ending LMAOOOOOOOO

C Wick

So glad I know nothing about this show, because I’m having a blast watching 😂

Danny C

Underrated comment lol

Tre Staples

We need a crossover between Kon from Bleach and Turbo Cat Granny immediately.

East_Coast_Overseer

GOATed show

TheDroppedFry

You are the only person who deserves to get ya dick snatched by Turbo Granny, maybe then you'll contribute something to humanity.

TheDroppedFry

You make me question our right to free speech.

TheDroppedFry

Forgive Mike, he's never seen a woman nor man before. Or any human, for that matter.

TheDroppedFry

Dawg said "teeth clashed" like we peel our lips back to the gums on instinct

TheDroppedFry

naaaa lol there’s much more than just balls

Kablamoo101

Can’t rly clash teeth without some lip contact

DsWorldd •

Lowkey spoiler nah?

DsWorldd •

I love that the stakes for most shonen is saving someone’s life, saving a small community etc but Dandadan has stakes of keeping one’s balls😭😂

DsWorldd •

Lol it's funny you're saying that and you have a pfp of an anime where the teenagers are somehow philosophical to no end

Devin B

Bro was set on fires I know his bed full of ash

soul keeper

This show is fun 😂

Frederick

I need my balls because without them I can't go "Balls Deep"

LiquidXGravity

Turbo Granny gets exorcised and we never noticed Billy Mays in the end credits of last episode talking bout "But wait! There's more!!" 😂

NovaVortex

I love how Okarun and Momo actually act like teenagers and aren’t unnaturally deep and philosophical like in most anime. Them being awkward around each other is exactly how I’d expect them to act at that age.

Wolf

Dan Da Dan: The Quest to find My Balls.

The Zany Spirit

Well that’s quite a day to skip it. I’ve skipped my days but not after running away from a demonic entity across the city.

Wolf

I feel that lol balls are 90% inconvenience as far as I’m concerned.

Wolf

Man same here bro. Okarun is basically me through all of middle and high school. I was bullied to the point that my self esteem was non existent and assumed no girl could ever want me lol come to find out I missed out on a lot of potential girlfriends by assuming they were just being nice. In retrospect, I kind of miss being that dense.

Wolf

It has officially taken 3 years in our time for okarun to get his balls back and the story is still going

DimTurtle

the white thing is inside ur balls bro lmao u cant do that without it also wtf man

Rishad GB

bro u deserve a spot to be in a romance dense asf anime lmao

Rishad GB

I think just teeth clashed

Rishad GB

“WHERE’S MY BALLS?!” Out of context this statement is insane to yell out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lsg_Lani

Also, GILF

NecDW4

DanDaDan Ball Z bruh

_monjiro

That convo at the end had me rolling 💀

Caleb Rosnack

Those first 10 minutes wered absolutely precious

NecDW4

Can’t wait for Jojo part 8 if it ever comes out, if you know then you know (2x2)

Monotone Type-F

1. She lost her phone. They explained it early on in the episode so they can't contact each others. 2. They did kiss by accident, when they bumped into each others

Arkan Matlub

Bro ts gotta feel weird asl bein all shaft and no balls 💀💀

Boogie's Games

Momo broke her phone that's reason they weren't able communicated

Jesus Ova

ragebait lol it's repetitive

RBGTalk

But doesn't the balls store the cum? So no balls = no cum?

Mikon

The relationship build up is the best part of this show😂

General Grevious

We’re not in an anime buddy😕 nobody waves multiple times at someone that don’t wave back😂

Mike

They do have each other's line, that's how they comcommunicate while they were exploring separately in the first episode

ALDNOAH

He wasn’t doing a hand sign. It was just finger guns. Like “Aye!👈🏾👈🏾”

These Plums

Mans testicles just floating out in the ether somewhere

lilllllllllil

was him writing the crab@4:35 was a UMA a undead x unluck reference?

J

Mostly true, I know it's possible to get it up if you don't have any balls but it would just be extremely difficult

Devin B

More cons: Can't get hard or buss a nut ever again

Osiris Cage

When I was in college. There was this beautiful girl that would wave every time I saw her in the hallway. I didn’t know her though so I ignored her the first few times, but once I did wave back she seemed happy so I’m 70% sure she was waving at me those other times. Although, I didn’t think to talk to her after that, I just thought the interaction was over after waving. 🤦🏾‍♂️ She did try to talk to me a few times after that, but god, was I clueless, and now I’ll never know.

PersonaFyde

Being this openly horny in public is diabolical

Phroug

I know at least on my end I can recall learning it during my Anatomy and Physio classes in college, lots of laughter learning it as you can imagine

Persto

Pros of having no balls: no accidental pregnancies, can't get hurt much if you got kicked in between your legs, extra space in your boxers, not having to constantly readjust them Cons: no kids Aside from the kids thing I might be on Sheera's side with the no balls movement

Devin B

what the fuck nigga?

sam

AYOOOOO

BlindFury21

you are NOT the real freaky kana

Zygo

bro

bigTime02

The way yall reacted to her saying, "His balls? I dropped them somewhere" killed me Get that boy's balls back!!

Nita - Kento's Widow

Dragon balls🤞It is what it is

InsaneDabi

He skipped a day, not uncommon

Kristian Thaler

Arima Kana

I suddenly understand the title of the show: Okarun got his Dan Da Dan stolen. They beat the Turbo Granny and thought he got his Dan Da Dan back, but came to realize only his Da was there and his Dan Dan was still missing. So now we gotta find his Dan Dan for his Da in order have his full Dan Da Dan.

Guns

Yes Roshi we have now begun the ball retrieval arc and needless to say…it’s going to take awhile 😅

Nick Vaughn

heavy ass paper fan i felt that

Reckless Company

These two are adorable together. I've never been one for romance anime but this budding relationship is really tickling the wholesome part of my brain.

Carlos

Damn I have my gun but no ammo that sucks

Alex

Dude didn’t hit the shower at all

soul keeper

They looking for the demon ball. Next season the show will be called Demon Ball Z

Lord Harambe

So Okarun don’t be washing his balls?

Onyekachi Nkenke

Man, I love this show.

Sam

Her phone broke first episode that’s why they don’t call eachother

Chibi

Nigga how tf do you even know this????

Onyekachi Nkenke

Truly a Gintama arc

Vlad

Love this Show! FLCL vibes!

Edwin Melendez

Lupasan: I see the dick, let's go~ 2024 I see the dick lets go is crazy lmao

Angelo

They turned Turbo Granny into Dimple

6CatsInAnAlley

The soundtrack is on point the entire episode. I can't get over the quality of this anime.

Gwyn

it's called a vasectomy

Plz Help

I'm pretty sure many men who fuck around with no sense of responsibility wouldn't mind this predicament

Dyastro

MY NUTSSS

speedy

in fairness he can barely see since he wears glasses

Bader

Bro is now a walking dildo with his kids just missing somewhere lol

Ghost_Troupe

now we get to the main driver of the plot for the first 150ish chapters, finding my mans balls.

P J

LMAO Roshi in complete disbelief of the ball retrieval arc. Buddy must have forgot we had a whole arc in Mushoku Tensei dedicated to helping Rudeus get an erection.

Mad4Life

His balls dropped. Also, the ost playing when they were both sitting on a bench sounds familiar to one of the Castle Crashers song that plays in the shop or whatever.

YungZeus

The kintama saga begins!

kingofshibainu

I don't know, I really liked her arc/plot (no spoil), her designs are cool too, but the "I hate the MC (Momo) despite all evidences" gimmick is really tiring. Im not mad at all about her being not-so-nice at the beginning of her arc, but afterwards it's kind of just an anime trope that I pretty much never enjoy. It puts her bad traits at the forefront of a lot of her interactions without balancing it out very well IMO

Gevere

lupa clapped himself the 2 girls were talking about that momo has no cellphone just 5 minutes before lupa asked if they dont have cellphones to call each other

Pucki

Dawg aint NOBODY ask for this explanation 😭😭😭

William kimura

Okarun and Momo searching for each other gave me PTSD from trying to find Goofy and Donald in Kingdom Hearts

shonen_slumpp

I can't believe it took me this long to notice but Turbo Granny has the the same VA as Luffy.

SpookyGhost

this show is fuckin gold, got me light headed im laughing so hard

Papa Souls

She's a fantastic character. Wouldn't be surprised if she gets even more hate next episode, heh

Sekraan

Most people who manage to keep erections after losing their balls seem to be able to do so mostly because of hormonal treatment tho. So I think Nononanon's statement is most likely right.

Didier

Yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hasnain Khan

my kids, my kin💔💔😨

DatKid_Kaneki

WDYM U DROPPED MY BALLS SOMEWHERE?!?! MY BALLLLLSSSS

DatKid_Kaneki

MY BALLSSSS

Tenroku

Lupa I need that shirt where did you get it!?

CleoKujo

It depends on his levels of testosterone. The seminal vesicles make around 60% of the semen’s volume, so he could still ejaculate precum and prostate juice, but if his testosterone levels drop too much after losing his balls, he might be unable to achieve erections anymore. He'd have to try masturbating "like a girl".

Didier

Speaking of Haikyu, the movie is out. Please watch it !

Sifuhotman

I have two rules when watching shows, one is if a character is introduced like a prick and they're part of the main cast, they're gonna become a great character, second, if I didn't see it, it didn't happen, I despise off screen stuff like deaths.

TheMilkMan

This show is so funny, its going to be in my top favorite anime list

Teeny Mite

I love this girl. She really doesn't care about social bs.

Barry

They will never make me hate Aira no matter how much the internet hates her right now

PhaedrusRumple

Y'all remember her phone was destroyed. They actually exchanged numbers real quick for the bet.

DocGreen

Dandadan has officially begun.

PhaedrusRumple

Read this chapter long ago and i never thought of it like that. He really did kind of luck out to have only the shaft instead of only balls.

ClayPM

Listen ... Granny Seiko got some great plot. 🤌🏿

Doughboy 1027

They dropped this at the very beginning of NNN. Truly peak.

Victor

IROHA THE GOAT IS BACK.

Pan Cakes

what? no, you can still get hard without balls. You can get ED and your like sex drive and shit will get reduced but its not like you cant get hard at all.

Damaton

She lost her phone in the UFO

Nae

People who have had vasectomies can still ejaculate seminal fluid, it simply just has no sperm present in it. Probably similar to that.

Theo Vorster

The hunt for balls begin

bleach

😂 I love that these characters are written as actual asshole awkward teens. Gives some normalcy with the plot of missing nuts and aliens lol

NicksKicks

Momo's friends are my current favorite. 1 shared brain cell between those two girls and it puts in fuckin work lol.

Panda

The question of the day is “ where’s my balls ? “ 😂😂😂😂😂

Bobby Robinson

Just in time for No Nut November

CornCobBob

Will Okarun find his missing balls? Will Turbo Granny keep her word? Found out next time on Dragin Deez Balls D

CornCobBob

HOW YOU JUST DROP HIS BALLS LIKE THAT?!?!?!

Dud3 itsj3ff

My man cant rub one out anymore

cuuuhris

GUESS WHAT!! ITS THE PLOT FOR THE SHOW!! XD

Tearonex

nah bro trust we gon find them next episode 😁

EFFect_Phantom

I am so mad they didn’t adapt the iconic Dandadan panel 😭😭😭😭😭when okarun lost his nuts.

Fizzy

Theres really a fleshy nutsack on the side of street somewhere lmao

Prxj3ct

Now dandadan finally started

Kauizz

getting early bleach kon vibes lol

Wrëck

Bro clearly don't stroke his meat, how could you not realize your balls is missing

Jigga Man

You fight spirits you get a cat, I don't make the rules

Gilthwixt

The main plot has appeared!!!

V STAN

I feel like Sheera doesnt know without balls, your penis will just be a limp noodle forever lol

Nononanon

TURBOOOOOO GOOOOAAATTT

Mr. Heyn

Find the balls arc

JotaroDrake

I didn't realize that's what turbo granny was based on because I thought it was familiar

bleach

Fun fact: airas voice is the same as iroha from iregairu

KingdorismHD

This show is fucking awesome!

Anthony Chase

9:41, 9:44, 9:56, 21:13 😂

Raider

When I read this in the manga a few weeks ago I was like how tf you get yo dick back and don’t realize till a day later that both of yo balls missing now nigga tf type of shit is that for that entire day you ain’t piss you ain’t beat yo shit nun bro 😭😂

Kingmakaii

Are you guys gonna watch the haikyu movie soon ?

KiriyamaRei

Seeing them getting worked up about missing each other at school is hilarious.

Raider

Hell yeaaa, I’m so excited to see reactors like you guys to see this series. I binged all the chapters after I watched episode 4 and couldn’t wait anymore

Kayden

im gonna be honest here, i wouldnt give a fuck if my balls were missing im taking these powers and fucking off lmao

Fuji

thus the main plot is revealed, finding his balls LMAO

RBGTalk

On the one hand, no accidental pregnancies. On the other hand, if you nut does it only shoot air? Actually nevermind I don't wanna know 💀

Gilthwixt

Also Kon from Bleach walked so Turbo Granny could Sprint

Gilthwixt

And there it is. The setup for the major driving plot for rest of the series. Remember that when the series goes into off the wall pure chaos mode with some of the arcs. That at the end of the day, we're looking for my man's balls.

Invader Rin

This best plot ive ever seen in anime history 🫡🫡

Casually PS

Lupa: “WHERE’S MY BALLS!?”

Thegoodshark

This show is so much fun

poisonivybag

Sheera & Lupa, her phone is broken. They even stated it in this episode

Sixaxis112

Sheera WAY too heavy on the No Balls is better xD

Ginger Dwarf

Ahh, the main plot being revealed. The Hunt for the kintama.

Mikolaj Golab

Nah but those plot lines are peak. That's why i low key fucked with the MT ED plotline. It's funny as a bit, it's relatable(there are people with ED and missing a nut or two lol), and it has substance to it that doesn't make it feel like it's "just for the bit". They are defiantly REALLY good when done well.

Panda

They couldn't exchange lines cause her phone broke in the first ep

David Camacho

Turbo Granny took testicular torsion to another level

Jazmyne Mattucci

Everybody got tricked into being invested in a series about a dude trying to get his balls back and it's unironically peak.

Gilthwixt

🧐fire arc incoming

Khub Plays

Science Saru continues to cook

Red

Ayeeeeeee

RahOkami TM


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