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Just started the episode and dingus cunnilingus is wild Roshi, geez

Karabo

A song of Ice and Fire is not a bedtime story. It’s a prophecy

earthphoenix7068

Sheera with the Messmer trauma is so funny

Nico

Which kinda sucks cause the story of Danys eggs in the books is much cooler

Wizard Michael

Yo Lupa is stupid!! 😂😂 Talking about Green eggs and ham 💀💀

Thulani Mason

25:52 Love how in this show they are marching south to Dorne. When the location they need are North. They almost always shows the wrong direction also in GOT lol

Oliver

the Shepard is one of her victims that storyline will come full circle in due time relax

JJ

DIRECTOR TO EXTRA: Hello Miss, like we said we just need one shot of you sucking 🍆 it’s okay it’s a safe space. EXTRA:😐😐😮‍💨🥵💰 Like how does that even go down, loll was it a prop stuck to a person, like woah my god

Akila Yaw

damn those eggs are OLD

rayman

What do you mean by that? 🤔 lmao

William Tippen

These niggas buggin alicent has more of a hand in the beef then ol girl

William Tippen

Yup its been confirmed that they are by the creators

Jaelyn Mcgee

lazy writing. wouldn’t be the first time a beloved character made a poor decision. “we want epic scene where dragon does cool shit at the expense of logic!”

Seth Aasland

The same rhaenys who casually killed hundreds of peasants just to look cool?

Freeofgreed

Yes

Yuno

House of the Gluck Gluck

Magical Drinking

Fuck the hightowers

Rex Perez

Gwayne is the first Hightower I'm fuckin with. I like this guy.

Gwyn

The last scene of this episode shows you that she just wanted to believe it so she convinced herself, she didn't care if it made sense

Happy Teferi

And the fact its the second one after the little red riding hood story in 3 body problem 😂

Nicholas James

My only complaint about this show is that Alicent believed that her dying, sick and barely conscious husband was talking about her son Aegons taking over the throne, when there are several Aegons in the Targaryen line at that point and time and time again, the king defended and restated he wanted his daughter to succeed him. But, now it's at the point where this has gotten so bad that how it started doesn't matter anymore. Great episode

SugarFree

I think those are Dany’s eggs

Kingd_reps

i LOVED the last scene!

beni

rhaenys spitting facts throughout the whole episode once again. like i always say, the Queen Who Should’ve Been

Seth Aasland

Remember in s1 aegon sexually assaulted a maid and got her pregnant

Hyperion

Ranhera pull up like Luca in peaky blinder « do u know how easy it would have been… » 🤌

zacharie garondo

Bro I can't get over dude just interrupting his brother fun time - I'd have to kill him

ShaquanVirse

Thought about this the other day. mr Robot would go crazy

DatBoi Lol

The tree Daemon was standing in front of was a heart tree, which is said that no man can tell lies in front of it so i’m guessing he was facing his truth within his guilt

steezymig

Those are the same dragon eggs from GOT and by that time they were basically pretty rocks. The only reason those dragons were born was bc Danaerys did the "life for a life" blood magic with Drogo's mindless corpse.

juan vargas

In the books both the blacks and greens are not likeable at all. I don't think depicting them that way in TV would work.

juan vargas

That must be it! I watch some reaction compilations from time to time for a quick laugh, and every time it’s brought up, I die 😂

Danny C

nah actually u right theres 3 of them mfs

DatKid_Kaneki

How they depicted the whats

R-Jay

Forgetting which reaction it was, might have been an earlier avatar reaction, but I think it comes from a meme that Roshi saw and sent to Lupa. It was about what if your dog talked to you one time and never talked again. Cracks me up whenever they reference it lmao.

VoyagerSpaceProbe

something important i dont think yall caught, Aegon enlisted new Kingsguard, but he gave the position to his friends. the ones we have seen him drink with before. Thats why they were sitting, which they arent supposed to on duty, and why Cole looked at them weird. he didnt recognize them and probably was annoyed that the King enlisted a bunch of unexperienced and undisciplined Kids to the Kingsguard.

kezzep

I think they’re trying to make them look soft so they can shoehorn a flip to madness in to relate to Danaerys burning down Kings Landing

Lamaree Jackson

Just an idea how long hatched dragons live, In season 1, when Viserys was walking with little Laena, she really wanted to talk about dragons and Vhagar specifically. Viserys told her Vhagar was the last living thing who saw Aegon the conquerer. That should have been about 130 years before this season. Anyway, I just realised that Laena got to ride the dragon she was obsessed with as a kid. His for her. I wonder if the call back to Seasmoke means Laenor might be coming back some time in the future. And a side note: I just find it funny that Rhaenyra's husband chose the "selling oranges" route lol.

Samke Dladla

This entire show is a failure in parenting.

Samke Dladla

I hope yall check out the suicide squad isekai reactions or not it’s so funny😭

AniyaNii

Those are literally Danaerys’ dragons’ eggs

Lamaree Jackson

Not Goodnight Moon 🤣

Clinton the Bingethinker

It would makes sense for Aegon to make rash and impulsive choices for a young father to lose a son who was very young and surrounded by those that only want to control him where he's trying to break out of it and see who can he truly trust or does he need to make his own decisions for now which is the stage he's at right now. Rhaenyra would've been like this if Daemon was still by her side and no one else during Luke's death on making rash and unwise choices too but its clear as day which side has the worst allies to a degree.

Uni

which makes me wonder if they are gonna retcon how everything is suppose to play out and go for the favorites situation.

Uni

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Uni

After this episode i had an interesting thought, Aegon isn't respected he is to much "fire" and and Rhaenyra is so "Icey" one is too headstrong and the other is too passive if only one was the ruler and the other was the hand to deal with the other worse inpluses. Aegon is too young and hot blooded, while Rhaenyra should be the ruler all she wanted was her right to rule, ihate Aegon and Cole.

Kasey Wilson

Aegon catching Aemond at the brothel was ROUGH, but that didn’t mean we needed to see the royal peen from Voldemort over here

Nico

LOL forgot about that scene, but they used it even earlier! I think in Book 2 of avatar!

Danny C

The main plotters lost all their power and all that are left with the power are their hot blooded children lmao. Every parent’s nightmare and Alicent now feeling all of it

Guns

"Sam I Am" .... ahh its not King Sam

john segun doe

A war started by a nursery rhyme is crazy 🤣🤣

NovaVortex

Yep, love how Lupa and Roshi let that shit slide, I woulda paused the show and got on her ass 💀

Tejiri Ubiedi

That was Rhaena but yeah

Tejiri Ubiedi

I'm glad they insisted on the "reasons lost in time" for why wars begin. However I'm not fond of how they're depicting the Blacks, I've read the books and of course they're VERYYY different in it, but even in the show they're made to appear too soft. The things to come won't make much sense if they don't switch it up a bit...

Sofia & Chill

Aegon better has some skills with the sword, because all the new Kingsguard look like they would run at the sight of enemy.

Victor

This is what you get for recycling names, you lazy bastards.

The thing that flows

There is literally NOTHING Alicent could have done to fix things. What? She’s going to go to the small council and tell her son, the currently sitting King, “hey you’re not king”, and expect him to just be like, “oh shit! My bad! Let’s call my step-sis and tell her that the whole killing each other’s kids thing is water under the bridge and she can have her throne back now” like anything about Aegon makes that seem possible. He’s king. He has power now. He’s not going to give that up because his mom made a oopsie. The seven could show up and tell him to step down and he’d laugh in their faces. Open war is the only option now and I don’t understand how both Rhaenyra and Rhaenys couldn’t figure that out. No conversation with any of the Greens would sway the king from the idea he IS king.

Teyon Alexander

fam I was Green up until the kid got beheaded and their leader i.e Aegon was tested and lost his shit. Now making rash and impulsive moves like choosing that simpin salty dude Criston as hand. Green movin stupid. Black movin sloppy as well with hints of daemon seeming to still want the crown for himself. Im a neutral now just here for the shit show & truly enjoyin the show unbiased. ngl it feels better this way

john segun doe

Rhaenyra as cute as she is, shes just so gullible and easy to lie to. Baela def wanted to smoke criston and his crew she just missed them but salsad it to Rheanyra saying she was just "checking", Daemon last ep also lied saying the child death was a "mistake" lmao, both team black and green wack as hell.

sotonye ogan

Damn. Alicent really truly believed Aegon was the true heir too. But she's right tho, ATP now its way too late to do anything. She ain't really got no power or sway like that, after Otto was demoted and both aemond & Aegon doin their own things with very little input from Mama Alicent. And if Alicent speaks up, that dummy Aegon might actually have her killed cuz he got old clubfoot Larys in his ear thinkin his fam tryna take his crown. Well, let the war commence. This IS PEAK STORY TELLIN. lets get it

john segun doe

Getting clapped by a “Pinocchio” king is a crazy thing to start a civil war over. “He’s a real king!” “He’s a puppet!” And both sides decided to crash tf out 😭

B for Brooklyn

I'm thinking sea smoke being bothered was a sign that homeboy died. The dragon was fine for years and suddenly upset, and it's the only one acting like this. So Leanor is probably dead. I'm thinking his body will be sent back to Corlys and Rhaenis and they'll feel so grateful to Rhaenyra that Corlys will finally take his place as her hand and take the role seriously. He'll finally be ready to truly die in battle and go to war for her.

Jigga Man

Aegon really just appointed his incompetent friends (the guys he was drinking with in the first episode of the season) as the new Kingsguard, hah. They're just relaxing while Criston is too busy with his new Hand duties to actually lead the Kingsguard properly... can see that become a REAL problem for them in the future.

Ledish

Generational Beef! Perfect way to describe that opening scene

ShaquanVirse

Ok

Jacob

Day 95 of my campaign for a MR ROBOT reaction

ShouldBeWatchingLuther

57:16 Lupa with the "Wakanda drums" laugh 😂

Ledish

Really doesn’t bode well when you know what happens to those kinds of characters in Game of Thrones lol

Lamaree Jackson

I'm team green now cuz the blacks keep doing dumb ish, peace and bad leadership.

Danger Tomato

Considering how the series ends...I'm not very hopeful with the way the showrunners have portrayed Rhaenyra so far. This strange "lets have peace" isn't well-written, nor does it make sense/fit the characters.

Dbhe

lol it’s from Avatar when Aang doesn’t sleep for mad long so he hallucinates Appa and Momo talking and Momo’s like “they’ll never believe you”

Jaeboleann

Alright guys imma do an “important dragons” list so that yall don’t get lost cause this shit is about to get crazy, so we have daemon’s dragon: carraxes aka the blood worm he is red and long pretty much like a snake with legs, we have sea smoke Joffrey’s dragon the one we see in the background when Rhaenera and mesarya are talking, he seems to be sad and lonely, note that a dragon cannot be rode by someone else until the current rider dies that’s how strong the bond is, we have vhagar the biggest dragon rode by Aemond we all know that one, we have sunfire Aegon dragon that we did not see that much of, it is said that he’s the most beautiful dragon of them all with a golden yellow and some pink colors, this is getting long so imma talk about some rogue dragon that will be important, we have Vermithor an old rogue dragon it’s the one daemon was singing to in season one, we have sheep stealer a dragon who like to steal sheep and terrify the people, we have the cannibal who’s the oldest dragon that has never been rode by anybody ever he’s known for his brutality and he is also pretty fucking big also his name is not just to sound cool that mf is known to eat other dragons

Fatak Scar

Yo, Roshi has that Mesmer PTSD 😂

Danny C

Does anyone know where the “they’ll never believe you” reference comes from? They always use it and it kills me every time

Danny C

Facts they gave her some actual use and out of harm’s way too

Tabbs

Niggas could’ve avoided this whole shit if they ain’t recycle the name Aegon every 6 years

Adrian Neal

So somebody help me out I haven't seen (GOT)except for like the last season which I think it was only 3 dragons left in the world... So in (HOTD) them taking the eggs to safety or safe keeping has any connections to the dragons on (GOT)???

HBK 713 🏄🏾‍♂️

Lol yeahhh did not need to see that lolll….these whore house scenes are just crazy loll thank god I didn’t watch this with my family lollll

Akila Yaw

Omgg the whole time they were talking I was like, “ SAY WHAT HE TOLD YOU BEFORE HE DIED!!!”loll had me biting my nails loll

Akila Yaw

What choice does she have but double down? Tf is she going to do say "whoops Aegon isn't king" to many people have died from both sides now and it especially doesn't help with the battle of the the Blackwood's and Bracken's.

CentipedeKid

Getting in cock slap distance of your naked brother is also certainly a choice

CentipedeKid

The only people that have the power to end this are Rhaenyra or Aegon. Rhaenyra has to be the bigger person and yield because it's to late for Aegon to backtrack.

CentipedeKid

It's too late for her to do anything now. It's not her fault Visery's chose the name of the conquerer.

CentipedeKid

That's because everyone wants one to carry on the legacy of the conquerer

CentipedeKid

They can take a while to hatch especially if they aren't bonded to a person. When they are bonded they seem to grow faster. Like sunfyre for example hatched no to long after being with Aegon in his crib but it's hard to say how long it took before that. Dany's dragons are said to be the offspring of dreamfyre and if that's so it could take 100+ years before a dragon naturally hatches.

CentipedeKid

You make a valid argument but he should have considered the implications of naming his first born son Aegon. From the beginning everyone was looking at him like he was going to be king. It's a bad look for Rhaenyra and made Otto's claims that Rhaenyra would try and kill him to strengthen as to not to have a challenge seem more valid. It's just like Alicent told him when he was younger he is the challenge. Just by being alive and breathing. Visery's messed up he was the catalyst to this war because he thinks with his heart instead of his mind. He did this. He decided to marry Alicent. He decided to sire more children. He decided to only love and give attention to Rhaenyra. He decided no one could acknowledge Rhaenyra's kids as bastards which btw would have actually been fine if he didn't try and hide it. He could have publicly legitimatized them but didn't. If he did they'd have nothing to be mad about when Aemond called them out on it and they wouldn't have cut out his eye. He also should have actually done something about Luke wrongfully cutting out his uncle's eye. At the end of the day Aemond is the second prince and his son. Then maybe he wouldn't harbor so much resentment for the boy. The point I'm trying to make is a lot of the issues that happen are a result of his incompetence. Which can only be blamed on his illness so much. It's crazy to me that he went down as Visery's the Peaceful when he should be Visery's the incompetent. The state of westeros in his rule was a testament to Otto as hand. He brought westeros the point it was at and the kingdom is all the worse because Visery's is credited with everything.

CentipedeKid

I don't know how long eggs typically take to hatch, but if you are asking this because of the eggs that were sent off, those eggs wouldn't have hatched at all. They were considered to be dead when they were given to Daenerys. Basically just pretty looking stones. But she managed to revive and hatch them through happenstance and magic.

Nick Baynes

facts hes about to no doubt

DatKid_Kaneki

maybe conditions have to be met?

DatKid_Kaneki

Leanor dragon is tripping because he died think that's what they are saying

JJ

Random question how long do dragon eggs take to hatch and if its a long time why is that?

Reckless Company

Calling sir criston basically a royal munch is top tier comedy

Cam Kaneki

Who’s the last egg for? The blue one? Is it Rhaena egg?

Destiny Hernandez

Also another moment that I caught on a second watch, the maid/waitress at the bar scene was the same serving girl Aegon assaulted back in Season 1. I had wondered why they paused on her face for a moment when I recognized her.

vesra

Funniest thing is the name Aegon is basically like John for the Targaryens. There’s literally seven mfs in the books basically named ‘John Targaryen’ 💀

vesra

It made me so happy. They always talk about how haunted/cursed Harrenhal is, so it was nice seeing them lean into the creepy side of it instead of just focusing on it's size/importance.

David

@ 26:49 the subtitle should read he laughs in you stupid bitch. 🤣

Jamaal Ellison

She made a mistake when it occured, but after what has happened since episode 9, there is no going back, even if she wanted to. Allicent has no power to stop this, only Aegon would, and that isn't happening. Valuing the words of a man that is obviously not lucid and is minutes from death is ridiculous, but she did genuinely think he changed his mind.

John Cedar

It's Targaryen's arrogance more than anything they're considered to be living Gods. Aegon the conquer was such an important figure in their world, that time is divided into before his landing B.A.L and after his conquest A.C. so every Targaryen whose come after wants to create the next one.

Jamaal Ellison

Allicent could do nothing other than harm her position or even be labeled as treasonous if she ever told anyone about seeing Rhaenyra and letting her go. There is nothing real to be done from this information, she can only gain guilt or regret, which she deserves, sure, but there is no utility in their conversation other than a brief mutual understanding.

John Cedar

Yes think about the casting director talking to the producers.🤣 I need you to find an actress that will suck a dick on camera. And the Audition process?! 😂 don't get me started.

Jamaal Ellison

Yeah she said as much to Rhaenyra. Cole was on the move, Otto was removed from being the hand. Aegon won't listen and Aemond's a monster. it's way too late Alicent isn't even the queen anymore Helaena is, so....

Jamaal Ellison

Alicent is annoying the fuck outta me fr lmao like shawty about to get the whole realm clapped over a fairy tale

Delinda Arts

I know she's been trusted with the future of both her father and mother's families and she still worried about being a dragon rider?! I know she's got a inferiority complex like Aemond has. But there's was an entire island full of unclaimed dragons, if it was really such an issue she's had six years to claim one.

Jamaal Ellison

Sheera tried to play it off but she got clapped by the story too😭😂

Arsean Wilbon

3 of the 4 eggs have been confirmed by the directors (and books) to be Danery's 3 dragons btw <3

Yuno

I can't remember the name of the show now but I remember YEARS ago there was some other HBO show that had people sucking on prosthetic dicks. I vividly remember it lol.

Carlos

Bullying your brother with the biggest dragon in the world is certainly a choice....I feel like One-Eye is gonna crash out

Carlos

ngl baela shorty idk why u complaining ik taking care of them kids gonna be tuff but how many funerals u wanna go to before its u?? my ass woulda been glad to leave

DatKid_Kaneki

harrenhall really was giving me major dark souls/elden ring vibes

Seth Aasland

What’s funny is that Lupa’s right. A prop person revealed that yes, those eggs are indeed Dany’s.

Bryann Kam

Yo I'm ded. Yall were funny as hell at the end. Fucking green eggs and ham 😂😂

B

I wonder if the actress who was giving out the sloppy toppy is/was in adult entertainment or not, cause otherwise it's just like what were your thoughts when you read that this was your role lol At least it was very clearly a prop/prosthetic

A. P.

oh yes baby

Thiago Silva

They make a point of telling us through the conversation in the bar with the supposed Targaryen bastard character that the common people have no idea what the royalty look like except their white hair. That also extends to the gold cloaks who never enter the red keep, those people are used to looking at peasants dragging carts all day, they don't attend royal court. It would've been bad if a kingsguard saw her, for sure, but they didn't, and most of them are new anyways.

John Cedar

The scorpions can definitely kill the largest dragons. In Aegon's conquest, one of his sister-wives lost her dragon (that was said to be bigger than Vhagar) to a scorpion. It died to an eye shot, which is incredibly lucky, sure, but they never state that only an eye shot is a kill. So yeah, none of the dragons are safe from a really well placed shot, they can absolutely be killed.

John Cedar

Most ppl probably has never been close enough to see the royal family. Let alone one that’s been away from kings landing for a long period of time. Also with Cole gone a lot of the soldiers that might know what Rhaenyra looks like will also be gone.

Shin splits

I’m so glad she said the exact words because I would’ve been so heated if they milked this. Folded by a story you had no context for, but also stop naming your kids after these people because none of this would’ve happened if he wasn’t named Aegon 😂😂

Jay Voorhees

Royalty moment.

Brennan Ireton

SERVING FACE AS A SEPTA RHAENYRA! AS A SEPTA. Rhaenyras and Jace have been mewling since the start of season 2

Metweet .c

rather than being prideful, i think alicent honestly feels way too powerless to do anything about the situation at this point; like she said, her father is no longer the hand, cole dismisses her every word at court, her sons don't listen to her... it's easier for her to try to pretend there's been no mistake, but this information is definitely going to affect her moving on so i'm looking forward to seeing her either fall deeper into madness or turn completey (also, there's supposedly going to be an elden ring tv/film adaptation?!)

cami ً

Those Scorpions wouldn’t be effective against the older dragons like Ceraxes and Vhagar. Only hope would be a lucky eye shot, which is what took down Meraxes during the war in Dorne.

Brennan Ireton

Emma Darcy starring as Septnyra

Chance

Those weapons only work on the smaller dragons, the big ones skin is too tough but then again most of the dragons they have are young and would be killed. Its why rhaenyra is saying Dragons AND Armies together not just dragons themselves. Issue is she’s a woman so her council doesn’t take her seriously

PJ Rivera

Maybe I’m a horrible person but I would’ve burned the forest.

Basedra

I cannot for the life of me, stand Alicent. Fuckin on Cole for the season, and she fucked up but now wants to double down? I understand there’s nothing she can do at this point but the way she handled everything was scummy imo. If this doesn’t end with Rhea getting her lick back I’ll be TIGHT

PetersThimble

A lot less after what Rhaenys pulled last season ig

Dannyboy

The Brackens and Blackwoods have a feud where its onsite for generations nonstop. They are always feuding.

LaTesha

How many people do you think actually know what the royal family look like?

CentipedeKid

Somebody said the Hightower horse armor looks like some DLC and I can't stop thinking about that every time I see them. 🤣

Jamaal Ellison

Yeah in the season premiere Hugh the Blacksmith went to Aegon begging for more money to purchase more iron for building more scorpions.

Jamaal Ellison

Sheera, they have weapons to kill Dragons (the similar ones from Game Of Thrones). And likely producing more of them in preparation for this war. So yeah, cant just burn it all with Dragons. Thats a good way to possibly get it killed and be in a world of shit.

Nononanon

Finally living up to the Hotd acronym.

Jamaal Ellison

Rhaenyra's decision risky and stupid. But she hasn't been in kingslanding in years so the small folk shouldn't recognize her as referenced by Ulf, Rhaenyra's alleged uncle in the bar/pleasure house. Also the Kingsguard are new hires, so I can see what they were going for.

Jamaal Ellison

Goddamn that's a bar. 🤣

Jamaal Ellison

They just sucking cock on camera now huh 💀

Tejiri Ubiedi

Nah if she was really Daemon daughter she would’ve Dracrays that whole forest😂

Johnquez

Whole ass disguise like I don’t see that silver hair popping out

nicholazsyx

As always I blame Visery's for this bullshit. Why the fuck are you giving everyone similar names or even the exact same names? Like you named him Aegon after the conquerer you already knew what that meant and how people looked at him because of the name.

CentipedeKid

Remember in episode four when the little kid killed that dude who was talking shit to him? Those two families the Brakens and Blackwood's beef has been over seasoned for centuries.

Jamaal Ellison

Aemond’s little Vhagar was very angry

October Veil

Security in King's Landing is trash as hell, first Daemon and now Rhaenyra pulled up like nothing

Dannyboy

I knew she looked familiar

PJ Rivera

So the bar wench whose ass got slapped was raped by Aegon in episode eight last season Alicent paid her off and gave her moon tea.

Jamaal Ellison

Rhaenyra: "Fly high and observe, but do not engage." Baela: "So anyway, I started nose diving."

Tejiri Ubiedi

Folded by misogyny and hypocrisy

anna

Yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hasnain Khan

Baela really is Daemons daughter she’s all about that smoke. HOTD saw what the boys were doing and said “bet, but we’ll do it ✨classier✨” My brother said the Mysaria situation reminded them of telltale games. Half expected “mysaria will remember this” to pop up

PJ Rivera


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