Yes, I'm a Koala, No, I Won't Let Go - F4A - Domestic Slice of Life - I’ll Cling Until I Pass Out and Then Cling More

I wasn’t asleep. I swear I wasn’t asleep. Just like you’re not late, right? You’re never late, and I wasn’t asleep. Except I was. But only because you weren’t here, and I missed you, and my body gave up. I waited as long as I could. Just sit down, please, before I start crying or building a fort out of emotional instability and sofa cushions. I want to hold you. I want to feel your weight next to me. Everything’s a mess right now, but you’re here, and for tonight, that’s enough. So don’t go too far. I will follow you. Possibly in my sleep. I’m that tired, and that in love.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I know I’m needy and barely coherent, but I love you so much it physically hurts not to be near you. And no, I’m not letting go.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You’re overworked and undercuddled, and I’m dangerously close to solving both problems by never letting you out of my arms again.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Yes, I’m a Koala, No, I Won’t Let Go [Romance][Slice of Life][Comedy][Wholesome][Clingy Girlfriend Roleplay][Sleep-Deprived Listener][You Missed Me, Didn’t You?][This Is Me Trying][Yes, I Waited up for You][We’re Both a Mess, Let’s Cuddle][Please Don’t Go Straight To Sleep][Cuddling Solves Everything][I Made Eye Contact With a Kebab and Thought of You][Falling Asleep Mid-Rant][When This Is Over, We’re Escaping][the Bed Feels Colder Without You][There Was Salad in the Kebab, Technically][Blanket Forts Are Valid Life Choices][Let’s Be Sloths With a Mortgage][Don’t Make Me Be Conscious Alone][Cuddles or Death, Your Choice][Exhausted][Snarky][Clingy][Sweet][Lonely][Overworked][Tender][Sleepy][Vulnerable][Gender Neutral][You’re Not Late, I Wasn’t Asleep, We’re Both Lying, Come Here Anyway][Just Let Me Hold You for as Long as I Can Stay Awake. You Smell Like Takeout, and I Love You for It]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional exhaustion, sleep deprivation, romantic dependency, passive possessiveness

✧ Just One Question... ✧

We’re officially giving up on productivity. No more schedules, no more emails. We are becoming soft, sleepy domestic blobs. But I need to know what you’re bringing to the gremlin life.

Choose your gremlin gear:

• 📺 Watching horror films with one eye open

• 🧦 Wearing mismatched socks on purpose

• 🍜 Ordering takeaway twice in one day

• 📱 Doomscrolling next to each other, silently judging

• 🐨 Cuddling like a clingy koala (that’s me, I call dibs)

• 🍫 Sneaking chocolate under the duvet like it’s contraband