No Tea Left to Save Us - F4A - Comedy - The End Begins With a Biscuit

Look, I just wanted to give up tea for a month. A month. That’s it. But now you’re muttering about the end of the world and doing a bloody stock take. Then you tell me you’re in a secret society, I’m the Chosen One, and the world goes to hell the moment I stop dunking biscuits. There’s magical tea now. Demons. Apparently this all kicks off because I bought fruit instead of custard creams. If this is the end of the world, it’s a very British one, and apparently it’s my fault.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser
I am not saving the world in pyjamas because I gave up PG Tips. No. Absolutely not. You can fight the demon. I’m getting a scone.

🎧 Listener Teaser
You’ve lost your mind. You’ve absolutely, completely lost it. And the terrifying bit? I think you actually believe it.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] No Tea Left To Save Us [Comedy][Apocalypse][Slice of Life][Chosen One Roleplay][Girlfriend Roleplay][Mild Panic][Tea-Addled Logic][Unwanted Responsibility][This Is a Terrible Cup of Prophecy][You’re Taking the Piss, Right][Oh Fuck Off][You’re Completely Serious Aren’t You][I Picked a Bad Month To Quit Tea][I Just Wanted a Nap][We’re Fighting a Demon Now][Great, Fantastic][How Is This My Fucking Life][End of the World My Arse][Flustered][Confused][Overwhelmed][Unhinged][Exasperated][Panicked][Over Caffeinated][Bewildered][Prophecy Girl Problems][Domestic Doomsday][Gender Neutral][You’re Telling Me the End of the World Started Because I Gave up Tea? Oh, for Fuck’s Sake?]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional instability, delusion, magical coercion, mild swearing, implied apocalyptic threat

✧ Just One Question... ✧

There’s a knock at the door. You’re told it’s a demon. Not metaphorically. Literally. But it knocked. Would you answer it out of politeness, fear, or to finally get some bloody clarity?