The Biscuit Is a Cry for Help - F4A - Romance - Bribing Someone to Like You

I wasn’t going to talk to you. I had every intention of staring at the floor like a good Londoner and just... not. But then you were there again, same train, same tired look, and my mouth sort of... acted on its own? What followed was twenty minutes of me having a complete verbal meltdown in your general direction. But you smiled. You didn’t move. So now I owe you a biscuit. Probably a heartfelt apology. Maybe a nap.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser
I promise I’m not always this weird. Just when I haven’t slept... or talked to anyone all week... or been holding in small talk for twenty-three train rides.

🎧 Listener Teaser
You could’ve ignored me. You probably should’ve. But you didn’t. And now I owe you a biscuit. Possibly my soul.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] The Biscuit Is a Cry for Help [Romance][Comedy][Slice of Life][Awkward British Girl Roleplay][Lonely Commuter Listener][Late-Night Train Encounter][Social Anxiety][Loneliness][Oversharing][Moving to a New City][Trying To Make Friends][Biscuits as Bribes][Strangers To Something More][Saving a Seat for Tomorrow][Oops I Said That Out Loud][Biscuit Equals Friendship][Please Don’t Think I’m Weird][We Always Get the Same Train][Google Told Me To Try New Things][We’re Not Friends Yet but Maybe][You’re Sweet and I’m a Wreck][Is This Flirting or a Cry for Help] I’m Having a Very English Moment][Flustered][Charming][Anxious][Tender][Awkward][Hopeful][Over Caffeinated][Too British to Function[Gender Neutral][I Swear I’m Not a Creep... I Just Talk a Lot When I’m Tired]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: Social anxiety, loneliness, self-deprecation, accidental oversharing

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Do you think being awkward is endearing or a personal curse passed down through generations of British introverts? And is there a saint for people who can't shut up once they start?