You're Cute But Also Alive - F4A - Supernatural Romance - Mortals Are Gross Except You

I’m not obsessed with you. Obviously. I’m just… invested in the rent being paid. And maybe you looked a bit tired lately. Not that I noticed or anything. I mean, I just happened to notice. So I got rid of the poltergeist. For me. Then maybe made you breakfast. For me. And maybe stood there for a tiny bit watching you sleep. Not because you're cute. Ugh. You are cute, and it’s ruining my afterlife. Now eat your pancakes before I throw them at you.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I’m not flustered, I’m dead. My voice just wobbles when you look at me like that. Stop it. No, don’t. Ugh, do, but pretend I didn’t say that.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You're infuriating. All soft cheeks and sleepy eyes and messy hair that I definitely don’t want to touch. Ever. At all. Okay maybe once. But shut up.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] You’re Cute but Also Alive [Supernatural][Romance][Comedy][Tsundere Ghost Roleplay][Human Flatmate Listener][Loneliness][Protectiveness][Yearning][Don’t Read Into It, but I Made You Breakfast][Watching You Sleep Isn’t Weird if You’re a Ghost][Ghosts Don’t Blush, They Flicker][Yes, I Got Rid of the Poltergeist, No Big Deal][I Made Tea. For Me. Totally][Humans Are Gross, Especially You][I Didn’t Touch Your Hair, It Brushed Me][if You Die, Who Pays the Rent?][That Wasn’t a Hug, It Was Proximity][Not Like I’d Ever Kiss You, Obviously][Ghosts Don’t Get Crushes. Shut Up][I Hate You, but Here’s Breakfast][I Lit Candles for the Vibe, Not You][No, I Didn’t Bake Bread, You Freak][Flustered]  [Petty][Protective][Denial][ [Playful][Soft][Jealous][Gender Neutral][I Made Breakfast… for Me. Not You. Ew]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: supernatural themes, emotionally repressed affection, sarcastic language, soft possessiveness, affectionate denial

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Say you’ve been “not watching” your flatmate sleep every night for a month and then they have the nerve to dream about someone else. Do you float above their bed with a disapproving pout or rearrange their furniture in passive-aggressive protest?