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Do You Want This or Should I Lie Down Instead?

Added 2025-05-26 14:36:37 +0000 UTC

How would you feel about short film and TV reviews. Working title, in my head at least, is I watched it so you don’t have to, but you might anyway. Not because they’re bad, necessarily, but because I have... views. And no filter. And a slightly unhealthy attachment to certain fictional characters who probably shouldn’t be trusted with sharp objects.

First on the docket would be Labyrinth which, let’s be honest, is mostly just me thirsting over the Goblin King with increasingly poor justification. Followed by the first episode of Voyager, because apparently I have no regard for my own emotional safety.

They’d be short, five to ten minutes max. Just me, an opinion, and some barely contained chaos. Which is to say, their actual value will be deeply questionable. Possibly even fraudulent. But I’d mean every word.

Also thinking of doing a few pop culture hot takes under the spiritual working title of Let me ruin this for you. Not out of malice, just... honest concern. Or maybe pettiness.

First up: why Neelix is evil and should absolutely be set on fire with ceremonial seriousness.
Second: why the MCU should give Bucky his cat and also a heated blanket and maybe just a nice day, for once.

If any of that sounds vaguely interesting, let me know. If it doesn’t, you are fully permitted to pelt me with cheese and crackers. Fancy relish welcome. I’ll stand very still.