AUDIO ROLEPLAY - I’m Kidnapping You, and No, You Don’t Get to Argue - A Diabolically Loving Kidnap

Do you think cab drivers judge you when you announce you’re off to kidnap someone? Just me?

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I love you, but you’ve left me no choice. You’re too overworked not to be taken away.

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• Event: I showed up at your office to find you buried in work, again. So naturally, I decided it was time for a romantic intervention, hoodie theft and all.

• Setting: Your cluttered desk with wrappers you thought I wouldn’t notice, followed by the promise of a lush spa weekend you won’t escape.

• Mood: Playfully cheeky with a dash of heartfelt concern, because what’s love without a bit of mischief?

• Characters: There’s me, your adorable, hoodie-stealing, overly concerned spouse; and you, my hardworking, slightly exasperated but very lovable partner in need of saving.

• Theme: It’s all about love, care, and sometimes plotting a semi-legal kidnapping to make sure you finally get some rest.

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[F4A] A Diabolically Loving Kidnap [Loving Wife Roleplay][You Have Been Working Too Hard][Concern][a Little Bit Jealous][Supportive][Adoration][Hoodie Pilfering][I Am So Mean to You][Complements][Lighthearted Manipulation][Reassurance][Work-Life Balance][Kidnapping With a Smile][Playful][Reassurance][Charming][Mandatory Relaxation][You’re Mine, No Argument][Romantic][Work Can Wait][Stealing Your Hoodie, Your Weekend, and Your Heart][Because Self-Care Needs a Conspiracy][the Hoodie Looks Better on Me Anyway][Gender Neutral][I’ve Got Plans for Us, and No, Saying No Isn’t One of Your Options. Care to Guess What I’m up To?][This Kidnapping? Completely Planned. And Yes, I Even Bribed Your Secretary With Chocolates][ You’ve Worked Hard Enough, and Now It’s My Turn to Take Care of You. You’re Welcome]