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NEVER THE BRIDE - I’M NOT SAYING THE WEDDING WAS PERFECT, BUT AT LEAST I GOT WHAT I WANTED—YOU – AUDIO ROLEPLAY

Well, that didn’t go quite as planned, did it? My dress is ruined—blood, bits of liver… oh, and is that an eyeball on my heel? But no worries, darling, it was all worth it, wasn’t it? After all, you’re mine now. She’s alive, just like I promised, chained up nicely in the dungeon. But us? We’re heading off to our honeymoon—just you, me, and a little island paradise where no one will ever find us. I told you I’d make this the best day of our lives... even if I had to explode a few things along the way.

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Event: The happiest day of my life—our wedding, even if you did try to marry someone else first. It didn’t go perfectly, but hey, I got you in the end.

Setting: A post-wedding chaos of bloodstains and burnt fabric, followed by a cosy home with a convenient dungeon.

Mood: Utterly ecstatic, despite the ruined dress. A mix of giddiness, sarky humour, and the occasional murderous thought. You should feel lucky, darling—I’m in a good mood.

Characters: Me, your loving bride, a bit frazzled but still charming. You, my forever love, a little confused but exactly where you belong. And her? Oh, she’s fine. For now.

Theme: True love, with a side of obsession and a pinch of possessiveness. Because when I said "forever," I meant it.

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[F4A] Never the Bride [Bloody Wedding Day][Crashing the Wedding][Bloody Wedding Dress][Obsession][Manipulation][Blood Stains and Wedding Gowns][Bridezilla Level 100][Tears of Joy, or… Fear?][I Promised I Wouldn’t Kill Her…][Jealousy][Yandere Roleplay][Eyeballs Make It Easier To Walk in Heels][Obsession][Batshit Insane][Gender Neutral][We’re Going on Our Honeymoon, and She’s Not Invited. But Don’t Worry, She’s Not Going Anywhere][Well, Today Didn’t Go Quite as Planned, Did It? My Dress Is Ruined, but It Doesn’t Matter Now. After All, We’re Finally Married]

NEVER THE BRIDE  - I’M NOT SAYING THE WEDDING WAS PERFECT, BUT AT LEAST I GOT WHAT I WANTED—YOU – AUDIO ROLEPLAY NEVER THE BRIDE  - I’M NOT SAYING THE WEDDING WAS PERFECT, BUT AT LEAST I GOT WHAT I WANTED—YOU – AUDIO ROLEPLAY NEVER THE BRIDE  - I’M NOT SAYING THE WEDDING WAS PERFECT, BUT AT LEAST I GOT WHAT I WANTED—YOU – AUDIO ROLEPLAY

Comments

Is there anything better than a beautiful woman in a bloodstained wedding dress? (As long as it's not HER blood, of course!) EDIT: She's our childhood friend too?? That's so sweet!

Kate Mackenzie

This has always been one of my absolute favourites. Ok the humour was dark, but it makes me laugh everytime I listen to it.

Darren Crittall


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