DADDYS D PAYTCH

letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

How did I get here

THE DAWGZ

Samuel Nelson-Fryar

Hot slop, put it in my mouth.

Slop will never come on payday. Only the sun and moon can give us hope. I will be watching the skies and tugging at my cock waiting for my slop.

Same here they need to do an exclusive ticket sale for the DAWGS. fuck these gay scalpers

Just tried to get tickets to see the dawg in STL. Presale ticks sold out in minutes. Literally in the queue on Ticketmaster 10 mins before the sale. Jackasses already have them up for resale on SeatGeek anywhere from 5x to 10x face value. Fuck TicketMaster

At 71 I hope I am the opposite of this.

I’m old and big fan of the show but am going to have to move on. I’m 71 and bored with the ‘urinal cake culture’ stuff. I know and I’ll go fuck myself ha ha (in the great Bill Burr’s words). Will continue to support show on Patreon. I love Shane’s stand ups and his sketch show with comedian friends. I wish I could read about his friends & sketch show collaborators. Really great comedic acting & writing. “Art is gay.” Behind The Lens, Chapelle’s Charlie Murphy’s Hollywood Nights, and K&P’s Substitute Teacher are GOAT sketches. Burr’s ‘Philadelphia rant’ is GOAT stand up of all time. It may the last example of true Rock n Roll anyone’s going to see. That and Sweden’s The Hives (new album). Love the Rogan Free Speech explosion. I’ll send 100 bucks if you’ll watch this Werner Herzog interview. Art will result. Love Phil. “You’re going to die dressed like Oprah,” Brilliant. https://youtu.be/yAuwQyLfueE?si=btXzvqulmsOXr8GA

SGLIVE

Just seen the Bull coming to my tiny little town January 12. So pumped

Anyone know the presale code for Shane’s Boston show?

Anyone else thought that black curly cord in the background was a pube on your phone?

Blessed be the dawgs

“I gotta tap out, it’s be fun, but we have come to the end of the road” me about my sub to the paytch

Where’s the gard dawg

My Chrissy Chaos Merch is my Favorite Cum Rag

Is the GD going to make his triumphant return?

Josh the goat

Chase

Shane. We neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a few picks every week. Your two Mcafee appearances have made some dough big dawg. Praise be

Just watched All Light We Cannot See. Thank the lord I have these two beautiful professors to guide me through WW3.

i get the brain zaps too

Does this mean a Rogan ep soon?

weak episode. Less cum talk and jerking off would be great

Best clip ever. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxO1yZLPBmw/

Bonn Johnson

Resume

New here?

Hey Matt, please stop talking about fucking your wife and jerking off so often🙏🏼

new producer is doing a great job and has a good laugh (pause)

ica p

Speaking of pee dreams. When I was 7, I had a dream I was peeing in the jungle on a tree. I woke up and I was on my knees with my pants pulled down peeing on my pillow.

Taylor Holt

Partners trying to takeover Matt’s phone.