HEINIE BURP CULTURE PAYTCH

Shane’s 3point stance against the cops! 😆

ShaynerG

If I don't see an autists water bottle in the coming hours of the morn, I will ride to Vahalla shiny and chrome

I will not stand for this verbal desecration of Smarty Jones.

STRiKER45

Where tf are my DAWGZ!?!?!? I need the guidance of our shaman and new orders from the general!!!!!

I’m cashing in my GBP for a Spud x Straight Bill cast! Don’t make me call the ASPCA, feed the Dawgs! SODTAOE!

Saint G

Sup dawggs anybody know what’s going on

Sigh... well this WAS the only thing keeping me alive...

so yall are just blatantly ripping us off? lol

DECEIVERS

Michael Dana

LIARS

Michael Dana

Shame

Phillip Dennison

Every day I go without a poddy woddy, another magazine goes in the backpack

The only explanation for a new cast not dropping this week is Matt is back on the T Porn and Shane is stuck in another K hole.

Saint G

Do the fellas not see how many disappointed DAWGZ are in the chat rn? This is some junk.

They have gone big time if this behavior keeps up I will be transferring my subscription to the Adam friedland show!

Grayscale iPhone great advice, thank you my liege

Cobrataint

Can’t inform the DAWGZ that there will be no episode…… fucking 369

Paul Hayo

I rate BetterHelp are to blame

They pulled a fast one, no pod and took my dollar. Im filing complaints

I’m about to rescind my £5, very unhappy piggy right now. I need my slop god damn it!!

TehMadDAWG

hey usually we need this little break and then they come back with some heat give it time dawgs

not being very cash money right now.

GAY

Guard rail

Unsatisfactory, fix immediately. (Upload now. Unless you’re gay as hell.)

Anyone else in these comments concerend about the bros?.....where y'all guys.....5pm Friday is approaching quickly......need my fix for the week

Take a shot every time someone says ‘Crazy times brother!’

Where is Mark and Shawn, y'all got me pulling up COVID eps

Randellino

Cedar fever still not working on the PAYTCH boys

[PODCAST REFERENCE]

African Rose

Wtf are you even doing gardini piggy need his yum yum

Big Bob

this fat pig needs his slop

Lil B

We better be back to our regular Wednesday drops or I’m gonna spaz

Liam Sheridan

im absolutely bricked up

Correct in regards to the coliseum. Before the coliseum there was an artificial lake that was part of Nero’s golden palace that was also used for mock naval battles.

Anthony Ponzi

you guys should get Duncan Trussell on the Cast. The Shaman and Trussell will transcend into the astral realm and leave Shane with us mortals.

Gay shirt kinda

Boat Battles with the fellas

Patreon escape room exclusive episode

Damn what the hell y’all didn’t even say goodbye

Locarr

My girl thought the Underground Railroad was actually tunnels with tracks

Another one! Solid paytch boys. This Saturday night I'm doing my first paid gig at the Fourth Wall Comedy Cafe in Hollywood, Ca at 7:45pm. Looking forward to doing my 8min set.

Hopefully no one missed that Departed reference Shane snuck in towards the end. What an ep

Shane what do you stare at when you make grim faces and look off in the distance like you’re some ptsd riddled war vet

Go choke on a dozen wieners

“Soccer fag” is still widely used

Imagine how good this podcast would be if Matt wasn't talking about poop and cum the whole time.

Abe's Hot Dogs by the Dozen

I’m 23 and when I have kids they’re definitely getting ass whoopins. That’s what made me a good kid no doubt. No ass whipping is why there are so many shit head ass kids

Ryan Elkins

vince mcmahon double thigh blow out was his man moment

Tell EM to bring out the dancing lobsters listening to Drake

Mike Pallat

TELL EM’ BRING OUT THE WHOLE SOVIET UNION!

whatupsweezy

LET THE DAWGS GRAZE

Thank you for this bountiful information brother 🦅

We need Fat Baby Aztec gear! A fat baby Shane Gillis Aztec artifact character with a Versace shirt on

I was so close to being like I don't need this paytch hook up anymore. It's not financially prudent. they will end up on youtube eventually. but after this emmy level fart stuff I'm not just got going to keep this paytch going but I am going to cancel all other Paytch peddlers. beat it Stuff Island...Bring out all the eggs!

I’m glad I’m grandfathered in with the 1$ I wouldn’t pay 5 bucks for this fart and boner shit!

Yo Matt needs to record his book for Audible.

Paul Froelich

This shit rules and I've seen your balls, they're enormous.

Paul Froelich

Yo release the fucking specials so the cast can be great again this shit sucks my tiny balls

halfway through Matt’s book. Stellar writing 👌

“It was you yourself, you naughty shameless girl who first led the way. It was not I who first touched you long ago down at Ringsend. It was you who slid your hand down inside my trousers and pulled my shirt softly aside and touched my prick with your long tickling fingers, and gradually took it all, fat and stiff as it was, into your hand and frigged me slowly until I came off through your fingers, all the time bending over me and gazing at me out of your quiet saintlike eyes.”

Excerpt of one of James Joyce’s letters to his wife Nora: “You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

“Your first divorce”

If matt wants predominantly indian neighborhoods lemme tell ya something, brampton in gay ass ontario canada is basically north american mumbai so balls in your court shaman man

Matt, when did we go to the moon? 19never.

Taylor Holt

Here's my $1 of advice. Do what you think is funny. Don't do what you think others will like. Do what you like and the true fans will flock like flies to shit. Peace on earth bros. Shitcast, out.

Taylor Holt

Matt, I think the youtube link is broken

Proper ways to subdue people are taught in NCPI courses (usually for children, autistic adults, and the elderly with dementia). Most often its basically just a strong bearhug. Source: Wife is a professional tard-wrangler.

That’s so fucking weird you brought up Thomas meagher. I joined the paytch a couple months ago and I was just listening to the harder core history about him yesterday, very compelling. You should do more of those pods. The dawgs need a history lesson

It’s Oscar Wilde Shane Not James Joyce. His mother was Thomas magher relation and he said the genius quote at customs.

Phil Schofield

Sick.

The superstar Shawn Gardini is fucking us this week

After watching for years it’s a little embarrassing how hype I still get every time the boys drop a new one

allahu akbar

Jordan Blackburn

they hate us cuz they anus

PRAISE BE THE SHIRT

ALLAHU AKBAR

Devon