BUTTS PAYTCH

Shane just 1 up-ing every single dead body burial is absolutely why he is the best in the bizznesss right now.

Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with abother history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

r

Agreed, this guest was super lame

^everyone hated this guy, dumbass

bailey

Comment from a casual

Least funny episode in a long time. The guest sucked ass. He wasn't into it and it shows

Nurses don’t go to school for 8 years

Go back to Cambodia, ladyboy.

Magic Powers

life movie review

I’m from Cambodia I love putting that cath in these Vietnam vets 🇰🇭🤣😂

Adam Garett

Guard dawg, for the love of god please clean the lens on that damn camera. It gets foggier every week

John

lemaire cutting his burgers with sausage let’s me know he throws down on the grill lol

Shane you gotta go fully loaded next week in Baltimore please dude

Jeff Pinz

i’m just tryna see if lemaire succeeded or not lol

same

Literally the only patreon I'm even subscribed too you guys kill it

Lemaire fucking a FTM is more straight than you guys not dropping this cast.

Saint G

I think the prods drop the paytch when back in Philly.

Randellino

im tryna see lemorp get this trachea get crushed by 265

SGLive

Brian weis

The video new ep is being held by the dawgs because it reveals deeper truths

Where’s the video ??

Ryan Pascoe

LeMaire is trying to hold up the video from getting out. The people need to see the truth.

Saint G

For fucking real, pray to allah he doesn’t get hurt lmao

I want to see Lemeezy Bench!

Saint G

Arf arf

Where’s my fucking slop

Bradley Mullis

Someone get bill away from the rest stop bathrooms and back on the mic

Cobrataint

When are tickets dropping for sugar land uncle Shane

what is shanes artist presale code? Trying to snag tickets early for his grand rapids show but haven't heard him mention an artist presale code in any of the podcasts recently

This Patreon is earning somewhere between 1 - 4 million dollars a year.. holy crap! Who needs SNL 😂😂

Ryan Willis

Could you live that down? Ffs.

Dawgz 2024

Dawgz unite!

Dawgz 2024

'spoilers', grow tf up

Sometimes I think Matt is what Haley Joel Osment was meant to look like grown up

Big Mike the Chocolate Dyke

You dick fucks... maybe name the episode "succession spoilers"...

Honestly being taxidermied in a 3 point stance would GOAT material

Luke Service

HOH HO HO HO HOH

Skovich

Saw Shane in Cinci this past weekend. LaMaire's set was better than I expected. Ahmad would be a solid podcast guest. Shane's new set is solid. Can really see the formulation of future jokes through the pod

10/10 Paytch

Luis is still salty about the basketball game lol

Y’all my fav podcast. I didn’t listen to any till MSSP 🔥🔥♥️ hope y’all cum back to Aus

Everyone here should check out matt and shane's podcast with Mckayla Peterson. So much fun on mushrooms

cmon guys podcasting a white mans game, can't we just have something to ourselves ?

I bet Shane’s butt has some serious jiggle, I’m chubbin at the dentist just thinkin about it

Will the crum king gerbies ever grace the dawgz again?

Lol nice one dawg

Your welcome

Thank you

Rise and fall of the third reich is pretty good second half’s kinda a bummer tho

Also any recommendations for a good one…

Anyone know which hitler book Shane’s reading?

Holly shit 10min in and I’ve literally never laughed so hard Feeling like the first time I got high lol

Steven Vega

Get Gerbiez back on.

Yup...I've seen other casts shit the bed trying to go big willy style. LOS/RAP sadly seems to be heading that route with CGI backgrounds. Embarassing.

As a MASSIVE fan…I have one piece of advice….never go bigger with production. There has never been a better podcast and part of it comes from the honesty and carelessness of your dialogue. But also the fact that is still looks like a podcast that started 3 months ago. It gives the cast a sense of realism other casts don’t have. In other words…don’t get some awesome studio or hire ACTUALLY talented producers…NEVER CHANGE BROSSSSS!! This cast should become HUGE at some point and I don’t want it to become something bigger when that happens. 1 camera in the living room is soooo ICONIC!

The shaman blessed philly last night 🙏

mmaland

The Dawgs killed the show last night in cincinnati. everyone did awesome !! all praise for the DAWGS

The Dawgs were on their extra silly tip today

It’s not a Patreon episode without Shane annihilating lemaire and Shane getting immediately sad after

Travis Murdock

For the love of Christ, please pay homeless people to ride up with you to your special Matt that would be amazing

Michael Albini

Name the dating game “sheeit”

Hooked on Ebonics

Hey - go get you a Master's degree in asswiping.

The entire funeral bit had me dying lol. From wearing an SS officer uniform to airbags in the coffin, just all around insane haha

Ayyyyy he stayed for the paytch. This guy is funny.

cda steez

Great show today Shane thank you

If you're watching video, just watch it on YouTube

Shane said brother a lot this day

Tubs

Decent ep but god damn this app sucks balls . Freezes constantly and god forbid you try to pause it you’re waiting for 10 minutes for it to buffer back . Call H Foley cause this app is GARBAGE

Shane lemme hit

Lmao pretty sure it was on this one they briefly talked about how “non-comedians just don’t get it” fucking Christ, Shane hanging out with that fat moron Bert is going to kill our dogs.

@shane we are you gonna go drinking after your shows in cincy? First BL crystal is on me

is anyone else erect?

I'm in Germany right now. Definitely keep an eye on these fellas.

ANOTHER HISTORY PAYTCH PLEASE SHANE❤️

I miss egress window cuskie

Hulk Hogan Im coming for you

Ballwin da Lepur Kang

Matt, great thighs brother. You should walk the pride parade. Just flex on them. You can look but not touch

ok, let's go

i see em tomorrow at 7 i’m hyped!

Just saw the set in Cincinnati you the best Shane bless the dawgs

Cruze Cruze

if all white people were this funny that'd be pretty cool 😎 excellent episode

Who else is a Grandfathered Poor?!?

Jackson

They need to make a show about Greg the egg

Shane, u and Mckeever have to make a movie and bring the gang… release it next summer ….. quit this podcast being “hard work” bullshit …. Get a job

RyanTEA

Turf reicht was under appreciated

9.2/10

Cobrataint

Fucking hilarious ep boys. I wanna see Matt do his own show where he takes anonymous calls from porn addicts and they talk about the most fucked up stuff they jerk off to

Of course Shane had to show off his salt life with a remote for the AC. Someday I will earn the privilege of such extravagance.

Riker Alcoholic

You all gotta check out Nic Swardson’s stand up about how he wants his funeral to go. Same logic as these two maniacs.

Shane’s thighs are brighter than my future

How messy was the divorce?

Peanut Arbuckle

This guy vs gardini for the king of mush mouth

Had the same wedding described. Tent in my own back yard, kegs, central PA cheap ass catering, waay too loud sound system, shot guns, got blacked out at my own house til 4am. Spent $5k Fuckin ruled.

Anton Siekmann

Also keg swamp wedding is literally Shrek 1.

JMenz

shane scratched his ass a little hard on the first ep and had to change shorts for the paytch lmao

ZepTube

There's a guy at my work with the same water bottle as Matt, he's got autism

thought Shanes boxers was the crease where his ass cheek meets the hams for a sec got damnn

JMenz

This show got so gay

Jack

Can buy all the ingredients on nuts.com and make your own for the low

Brandon

Does anyone know where they buy their mushroom pills from?

I still think he should’ve gotten Blades

MuscleMan42

Shaman will need a massage after carrying these eps.

trump on fox tonight boys. Blessed are those who lay in slop.

James Sullivan

The host gives credit scores lol

Matt seems to have really settled into using his fake legs

Nathan Keegan

I’ve lost count of this killing spree of eps both regular and paytch that are just absolute non fucking stop. The dawgs firing on all cylinders 📈📊

Aaron richards

Yo fr, no one asked

A truly crud guest but the funeral talk was hilarious

This is honestly the most I've laughed for a long time. This is a top tier paytch episode, I think you're doing yourself and all other dawgz a disservice

Jesse Bungalows

Praise Allah

James

KEEP EM COMIN

Jeffery Morton

What happened

Chachi

I like the airbag idea… but how bout a machine fucking actuator attached to the hips. Mid funeral, casket starts bumpin. thrustin again baby! Then put her into overdrive 😂

his fake accent is annoying as hell.

DEREKvs TheWorld

RIP barndawg

DEREKvs TheWorld

Update: I can't do it boys, this one stinks. I'm going to fall asleep to an old ep for the 100th time. Stay blessed, dawgz.

You know I love the dawgz, but this guest absolutely sucks. Just came from the YT to the paytch and going to tough it out, but good God almighty was that hard to watch.

Up the ra

We wanna see the ufc fights! I wanna see the shaman spaz out

Rob someone for the 50$ bullshit seats or just use your gun and get in there, not killing but folks are scared of those things. And if you dont have a gun buy one and fucking shoot yourself pussy

David

It pisses me off when Shane doesn’t follow through with his true gender identity! I swear to god I’ll leave the paytch, if he doesn’t realize he’s a hot woman in a sundress!

Btw if you ever go through this don’t look at you babes on Instagram and go to sleep and give your self a woody like the day after surgery and have all the blood pool and turn your tenis deep purple

dawgz

You guys got me through having one of my nuts removed because of cancer.

Ice cream

herbius derbius

Just watched the mets beat the phils at citi now i get to watch the dawgs n laugh abt it

It’s always pride month somewhere. I’m getting swung on by a guy named Rylan and a guy who calls himself “Angus”. This conversation isn’t going very straight. Moo, motherfucker.

Happy pride month!!

Angus

Wtf what?

wtf

Y

Jackson

Also, I’m definitely not going to hipster Over-the-Rhine for coffee. But, if you go out for drinks, go to Ruby’s for steaks, and next door is some kinda okay bar. But try to make it to Covington, KY and go to Molly Malone’s.

Celebrating

Hey dude, I live in Cincinnati. Huge fan of both you guys. Can’t make it to the show this weekend because I made some poor life choices and ended up a broken, drunken house painter, with a teenis that makes my bank account look large, but I might go downtown for coffee. Hope I run into you so I can ask why you shit on my city. Jk. It sucks here. Hope it goes well.

Tell the disgusting brothers to release a new paytch

herbius derbius

What are we doing if Biden wins again boys?

Jackson

Shane was on one today😂😂

No grown man should ever say ugh

@Liam Sheridan what a shit name. Liam= big gay

i was having a nice day until your womanly comment sent me over the edge. i just took out my existential rage on my little brother's pet gerbil. thanks, bitch.

the level of reduced suffering is immeasurable

Grifterofease

Girl shit

U girls complain about anything istg

Nice

Ugh he’s on the Patreon episode too

Liam Sheridan

anybody else catch shane winking when he said to matt that they’d be close by if matt moved to mexico? on the reg ep.

gay bill

you're telling me Gerben was in a gangbang nice

joshua fisher

Less _____ more Billy’s -Shane’s dad probably

Keep Fishing

matts roller skating intro should be the theme song from Threes Company

this is the first time ive had a hard disagreement with the balding bull.

You are gay af this was the worst one in a loooong time

Austin Manuel

Gay

Austin Manuel

Shane kind of look like Richard Jewel

This is the pod that finally got me to sign up for the paytch. Wassup dawgs

beeping fire alarms in hood houses is the realist shit I ever wrote. 9 volt gang

What's up ya dirty dawgs! Just got my paytch last night!

Dan Wiley

This world does not deserve Lemeazy

Blessèd be thy evening Dawgs, my cup runneth over.

Dawgz. . . .(shows naked man ass)

Joshua Price

This guy sucks hard

Austin Manuel

Rough guest

Dude might have a touch of the downs