Willard Smith Paytch Audio

Who’s this conniving comedian that Shane speaks of

Papi Chulo

As a blue collar fat guy who likes to wear cowboy hats and is from Texas, Matt is right I love to fuck

JackBeanBoi69

Willard is a damn power god

Fuck that I’d Pay ten a month

Nicholas Jess

Still relevant pod

Shane should get a tatto of SNL just circled with a line going through it

Who told you not to make money. You fat fucking retards. Make the money.

Sleeves

Boys, get an autistic wife. My wife cleans, never complains, gives neck, and all I had to do was buy her a Switch. Plus she is cool with me saying retard 🙏🏿

Danny Kane

cum to saint die-go

Yo fuck all these gay comments come see how North Carolina gets down

marshall hurley

Come to Brazil Shayne

Indian Boyhood

A Mackinac Island show so I only have to drive 3.5 hours.

Justin

Shane...matt...dawgs...please come to michigan soon....if Ari, Big Jay, and that Fatback kingpin Bob Kelly can make the trip surely the shaman and young bull could sell out a venue close to Grand Rapids i am sure of it

New eppy please

Still drunk still gay still Dre baby

What was that Native American book Matt referenced?

Shane you need to beat the shit outta Trudeau. You are Canada's only hope. Did you see the mess he was talking about taking ou4 rights even though it goes against the constitution?

Delyn Kirstein

Phily Shockwave can suck my dick and lick my nuts

Liam Meharry

Bro. You guys are the funniest podcast out. I'll happily pay 5 and I'm sure the bulls won't mind

Liam Meharry

For the love of christ can we bring Lemaire back? Shaun is so fucking bad. His voice sounds like shit, he's never said anything funny and he actively detracts from the podcast. I used to listen to every episode as soon as they dropped but now I put it off because I know he's gonna be there just stinking the whole thing up. Opie & Anthony called female radio hosts 'the hole'. That's what shaun is to this podcast.

Been benging the pach matt you still wearing a dick hood?

Anyone else here from kike city?

My car just broke down in Abilene, TX and the mechanic tried to fix the spark plug with JB Weld… fuck this place

I make 40k and pay $5. Don’t be a goddamn pussy. Even my BBG approves of my spending towards the dawgz.

Jake Marshall

I make less than 60k and I pay 10. No excuse you fucks

C.Stilwell

Bump up paytch to 4-5 bucks and get some sponsors!!!!! Let’s go team!!! 💰

Boohoo; Bobby got lazy after his lady went woke; changing your origin story from funny to motivating is gay. I have to laugh as my sister does it with our childhood.

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The shaman gets despondent when Shane denies him the opportunity to talk more about Willard around the 51:20 mark

YOOO dude some pussy cried on tigerbelly about Shane telling him he isnt funny at skankfest and Bobby lee baned Shane for life from tigerbelly, its in the title of his latest episode.

damn it Michael

Coinberg Goldenstein

Burt is a massive faggot, Shane. I hope it paid well.

Michael Schmidt

GET KILAH YOU FUCKING QUEEBS

African Rose

LISTEN!! I just saw Shane at the cellar! He killed it! Traveled from New Mexico hoping he would drop in. GOD IS GOOD!

Poor loverboy

Liam Mahoney

Abilene is a certified shithole and I love Texas

C.Stilwell

Damn, I need to get out of Abilene

Matt you're super close to the Seinfeld theme with that Gypsy scale lmao The dawgs should get together, start a band on discord, and make a new theme song for the show

Jay Williams

Have Mark Gagnon on the pod DAWGS

That was golden! I hate that damn flute

Jon Silvernale

A fellow DAWG sent me this and i haven't laughed as hard since the Gilly and Keeves. I had to share with the rest of the DAWGS https://streamable.com/py3zj5

in my reality will Smith died of an overdose the night he filmed the last episode of Fresh Prince.

Kayla

Matt called out the Wetiko, oh shit, lmao!

New patreon member, love all your content man can't believe it took me so long to get into your stuff. Keep it up!

Grandfather is the only way Dawgz. :Let the new folks give you the monthly Lincoln you deserve!

That’s wrath

Daniel Thornton

Charge what ya want dawg; I like the $1 cause it is impossible for me to say no, but $5 will put expectations out there (biannuel joi video?), that said, I love the idea of fucking any new pups that hear the whistle ... I mean flute.

The Will Smiff audiobook is awesome. I'm about halfway through, just before he gets the FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR. I wonder if there will be anything about how kids are obnoxious jerk-offs.

Colin Henderson

Im grandfathered in but I pay $5 please change it and do ads. Make that money we all want the dawgz to shine. And Matts got a kid

Liquid Sunshine

obviously his fanbase is gigantic, but bert... he's not funny.. his never-ending stream of content as well is so fkn lame

Books, Jerry!

will Smith and Epstein were boys

BeerCoveredPhilliesFan

build back better is actually the slogan from the NWO

Prick Moranis

The mother fuckin guard dog ya hurrr

Love you Matthew. Also, shout out Bill…he’s the fuckin man too.

Matt is the best, shout out to the $1 OGs

david gordon

Na that was a gillis mushie farm

This was a Matt episode

Wolfgang cho

Fellas, anyone know what episode or what podcast Matt told the story of his family owning a mushroom farm and the truck driver killing Biden’s ex-wife?

I do the same exact thing Shane does except I also get the tattoo.

Large Marge

Anyone else annoyed with the weird echo or is that just my extreme autism kicking in?

After 2 days on vacation “I can’t chill like that” well besides sleeping into the afternoon after Playing x box until 4 in the morning. OUR KING 🤴🏻

Wrote that while driving missing some words apologies

Adam J Wilcox

We should Matt and Shane fans the gays with a positive connotation you know and make being gay cool We can call War Mode fans soldiers

Adam J Wilcox

PLEASE DONT turn into Bert!!!! Social media is in fact gay!!! And I’m still pretty sure Bert is a closeted homosexual

Catch you in Lou big dawg, bring that flute!!

Aliaune Thiam

Build up that tattoo bit

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

matt is like the father from so i married an axe murderer

Shane i appreciated the shoutout to Crusaders Basketball. I grew up in Selinsgrove PA, attended Susquehanna for two years before I dropped out (booze) and transferred to Bloomsburg (also booze). I was there before the River Hawk bullshit. Most of the students there are not true Central PA honkies, but are affluent New Jersey and New England liberals. The place is literally a blueberry in the tomato of republican Selinsgrove.

McCusker is Aberama Gold

Willard is a bastard. How dare he deny a special boy.

New to the Dawgz and I must say you guys Fuck ! Much love from Chicago

David S

Yo let'

J M Cote

GET THAT FUCKING PAPER BOYZ

ChrisG602

Come on out to Bowling Green boys! We can go heckle Biden and praise Trump, our one true president

maz clayton

Which team are you referring to?

Darnold14MVP

Why does gard dog sound like Buffalo bill

I’ll buy the fuckin sticks just to prove I’m not gay.

I finally signed up for the Paytch, please explain, whooooo is the “team”? I paid for this god damned information!

Ball out bros. Fuck these retard communists. Kushy Dreams the fuck outta this shit.

I love Shane the historian

Billy smith the quiet cuckold

Delyn Kirstein

make this shit two dollars, get some sick sponsors, i want a fuggin discount in 432hz

Get money. You guys deserve it. Fuck the phony fans.

I think I stand with the dawgs when I say that we want you to ball out. Get sponsors. We can just fast forward. Get the bag.

Tight!

Tim Coates

Time for our weekly dose of 432Hz

The fresh Willard

Bitch

MajinMoose

Wild west Willard

MVYHEM

The muhfuckin Dawgs are on