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Honeymoon Paytch

Honeymoon Paytch

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Bros, I’m much better now but there was a time I was out of control doom scrolling tik tok. One day I scrolled for like five hours. I was disgusted with myself. 😂😂

Michael

Wrestling figurines are “rehearsing”

Garret

https://littlethings.com/family-and-parenting/guests-food-poisoning-wedding

Somebody needs to sock Gardini for never speaking into the mic

Gardini is a Dachshund

Gardini looking like Jake Gyllenhaal if you ordered him off wish app

Daniel Frankel

I literally can't hear a thing 'stache is saying lol

LisaPizza

Show us the sheets!!!

Damn Guarddog looks like he’s there against his will lol

Congrats on the sex king

Alex

congrats brother.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Thank you boyz couldn’t ask for a better group of fine uncles. Just remember “as pretty as she may seem, that doesn’t mean she’s 18.”

Dawg, congrats! I got two of my own fatties. Enjoy it man; even the 'shit' parts cause each age is like a new kid for the first few years. I for sure shed lube through my eyeballs every so often as they grow up.

Congrats

Ryan McAuley

Gentlemen, Another young bull was added to the herd on Halloween in the year of our lord 21. It’s my first kid and he’s a strong 8 lbs 20” long. How good is our God!? Hope y’all have a Shrek 1 day dawgs.

WOW! COOL!

I live in Newark DE and it’s magical knowing the exact BWW that got wreaked havoc on by Matt 😂

Zach Buckman

shoutout to gard dawgs high ass in the background

Get the goddamn Gard-dawg a mic stand. It’s time boys.

IDK what's more entertaining? The cast or watching Gardini enjoy the cast.

Swag

Reddit Nurse " Ms Lemons" you are welcome

Alexander Khlapov

All the tik tok and shorts...you will notice a real "bored" feeling sooner or later, you brain gets used to seeing those and depression sips in really soon after that.

Alexander Khlapov

I met Gillis and Mark Normand again, plus Joe List this time, 2 days ago at Soul Joel for the Tuesdays with Stories podcast. It was cold AF out but worth every goddamn penny! Matt and Shane Secret Podcast Forever! SODTAOE TAOESOD

Powerful Primate26

SYDA yoga foundation is full of great teachers. Oddly enough, a lot of nuns and priests subscribe to Kashmir Shiavism. Check it out Matt.

Alex Blankenship

Gardini went full retard at 3:20 funniest shit I ever seen

Large Marge

He thinks it's pussy

Large Marge

Matt and Shane took my paytch v card

Matt I got a burner Wechat account if you wanna scope out the chinee socials

Read Pirate Utopias by Peter Lamborn Wilson for gay pirate stories

N

Hell yeah, way better than Dune

N

"a guy in my family"...

Hosk (damnedmelody)

Tell the guard dog to stop scratching his armpits and sniffing his hand

0709 CST. Taking a shit at work.

Mentioning the old test I feel like a born again Christian

Curtis Wood

Gardini manages to look like Rain Man & Tom Cruise at the same time in one body.

Was cool of Jake Gyllenhaal to stop by

ROB

“National Treasure level flag” so funny

Lance

Guard Dog needs to crank that mic up it is infuriatingly quiet

Lance

Turn up garddawg

gardini at 0.01 decibels.. classic

The Last Duel rules!

Adam Skorupskas

Gardini is the only one wearing headphones but I can't hear a fucking word he says

I have been a mop swinger my whole life. Yall don't know nothing about the horrors of lady restrooms.

Adam Skorupskas

SG new Nike drip is phat

Richie G

Bro was buggin out

gardini so high bro

Molesticide

Ef Aye Jesus

Tell garddawg to turn up his pussy audio

Ef Aye Jesus

Gardini is in control of his own volume and wearing headphones, but we still can barely hear him.

Spiritually ascending through uhaul might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

Sup fucks

Shane a central PA unit and no mention of Shady Maple Smorgasboard in the buffet talk?

Great EP. run some ads If you want bros stack ur bread the dawgs won’t mind!

Fear is the mind-killer

exterminate the brutes was pretty interesting. sick paytch this week.

Hail paimon

marshall hurley

Our God is a generous god.

do i have to go through the patreon portal to see the unlisted youtube vid or can link it to my google account so new petreon vids show in my feed?

Lol, Shane is a ninja with using the ole leg cross as an invisibility cloak to fondle his gaint balls every pod.. Modern day Al Bundy just embrace it my dude your with the boys 🤙🥷

Pod is alive

coffinspire

Spooky.

Ernie Page Michael Jon

It's all fun and games until you mess with Scientology.

Ernie Page Michael Jon

this patreon update so much better

A guy in my family owns a buffet in upstate New York. He stays non stop bitching about all the stealing that goes on there. Good place for a refuel post crack binge apparently

g Man

And its not even Cumtown.

Jeff Stacey

Gardini is still wackin off multiple times a day and lying about it by saying he's only doing it once. That mustache is the perfect look for someone who can't stop molesting himself.

Large Marge

Every episode gets a slurry of tiny penis comments. I fucking love it its hilarious

Jeff Stacey

Here we go!!!

The Fart of the Deal

Boys have you speaking on the pirate talk and being historically accurate. Have you seen “Taboo” on FX with Tom hardy. All about the east India trading company. Only one season but it’s truly an epic tale

Garrett Reid

Shane saw his shadow and declared that big dick summer is over and it’s teenis time

The way "Dini was staring at the camera was like he was shooting daggers into my soul

Superhater

The Dawgs bless again

Chello

Dylandavillen

My teenis is fully erect now

jesse roe

Hell yeah motherfucker

Kristian Rider

Hallowed be thy name.

My teenis has vanished suddenly

My tiny penis just got less tiny.

Oh hell yea

Dawgsssss


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