Nap time Paytch

matt and shane do a gig at the concert hall in wendover nevada!

Shane can't help himself he always tries to bully Ian. Yet once again Ian pulls up with that Dune energy and be like "tried and failed" Real ones know what I'm on about🙏

cloudbloom

Shane can't help himself he always tries to bully Ian. Yet once again Ian pulls up with that Dune energy and be like "tried and failed"

cloudbloom

I was just listening to Ep 391 where self-organizing crystals & Brahman were also discussed - and 'randomly' chose this episode to listen to next.

Shroom Factory

There's no way that's GDogs real hair.

thats gay

DEREKvs TheWorld

Shane in the Hyde wars/1team

Nice bit of upskirt footage from shane

Jesus Christ Shane put on some compression shorts PLEASE! (@54m)

NewFool

Wrong

Vet here that is a hundred percent accurate its against the military code of justice to commit adultery

Somebody tell the guard dawg to eat the mic.

There should be a section on here for most of you little pussies to cry and to act like little bitches and complain. Oh wait..

Shane’s blanky is cracking me up.

Geronimo Hanson

The cozy time cast took a very unexpected turn

Is it just me or does guard dog look like jake gyllenhaal before he started working out, handsome boy

That thumbnail though 👌

Is this Matt? Trying to play the Shanedog like he isnt king. GTFO w/ that S.

Tanner Mckinney

BRUH fire matt and hire Ian. Call the show Ian and Shane's Secret.

Tanner Mckinney

Yo Shane CHILLLL thinking that if you died Matt couldn’t keep the podcast rolling. Ruh rohhh SG was at DC’s gay comedy ball and he’s already big timing the shaman

why does it seem like the more popular this podcast gets, the less effort you put into them? seriously, fuck this terrible set and the shitty guests. get back to the salt lamp and gay bill.

Maxiefish

Now I feel bad for making fun of Shane for sitting gay.

Shane and Ian are the duo I didn’t think we needed Just one big fat straight dude and a gay weirdo but they’re great together

Damn I love seeing shane in that shirt. respec

Meh

I'll buy friends hammocks in his honor. They'll say 'why is there a big hole in my hammock?!'.....and I'll just wink and say - you're welcome. This is junk. Delete this. This is junk.

RIP John McAfee Past Guest Forever in the past Always in our Present

Soukha Mahdiq

The guard dog rules

Austin Jordan

Ahahaha Ian hell yeah

And zac should watch

Stache bros should fuk

ol boy in the white is hilarious.

Heard Fidance on Jim and Sam and thought he was gay. Glad the boys could confirm

Nick L

When all 4 of them are on screen it looks like a dad lecturing his son after catching catching him in a gay 3way in the basement

RockinRandy

Ian Fidance gets a mic over Amico? This isn't the comedy club it's the paytch, know your audience fucktards. He might be respected in the clubs but in the world of online comedy and podcasts I think I speak for the majority when I say Ian Fidance is garbage and Amico should have been on mic.

Powerful Primate26

Sir, I'm sorry I insinuated that you were one of those....eh, you knows...I can't even say it. I hope we can move passed it. Female basketball coaches are pillars of society, and I let down the profession with my behavior. I'm sorry.

Assjuice.

Inmate ID# 2904055

Ive sucked alot of Dick to know im not Gay

of the two guys that walked in....... ian? really?

If I was Eric Clapton's son and a rapper I'd be Young Thud

DankHill

Tiss

Look, I hate to call the Dawgs dumb but giving a mic to Ian and not Zach was beyond tarded

i had to avert my eyes from the guard dog,, jesus christ is he pussy repelent

Dasha

ew, you gay, I'm telling.

Hold on now, what is the difference between gardini and noah ?

Grrrb

Go fuck your mother.

Adam Skorupskas

A true mad-hatter

Ray

In the non Paytch ep., yes.

*wouldnt

As a man, I have never sucked a cock…HOWEVA, had I sucked a cock…I’d keep my FUCKING MOUTH SHUT about it bc I would want to look like a faggot

Ian sucks dick??!?!?! EWWWW!

Calm down Ian.

God i fucken hope so

So great !

Jark

When did the dawgs become so soft. All the Ian slander is hilarious coming from a bunch of snowflakes

Shane, jeez, really, smoking cigarettes on your radio show? This is junk. You really need to think before you put this on the radio where lady basketball coaches like myself, basically a troop, can see this. THINK! This is junk.

Son, don't worry about it. There are things you realize after coaching female basketball...I'm basically a troop, so you can trust what I'm telling you. When you look at that Ian boy, god cursed him well before you met him, and it seems that your story shows he's realized his deal.

did Shane talk about the Chappelle thing

Dom Cusack

Shane was scratching the pool boy's back. Beautiful. Is he the new "sweet baby angel"?

Wes Christensen

Shane I’m going thru a breakup right now too, 4 years recently down the drain but I’m def learning a lot about people in the process

Andy Norris

I couldn't stop looking at Zac in the mirror and judging if he was laughing by his head movement...5 star paytch

Zac should be in the corner of every cast from now on!

Ian fidance is a twat. Didn’t even know who he was at the creek, and complimented his Phillies tattoo. He sneered at me like I was a dumb peasant that dared speak to him. Anywho, I hope he gets in a bad car accident.

Zac Amico is a spaghetti monster

Ian’s about to get me too-ed. No one sexually harasses a dawg and gets away with it

I will not report Matt or Shane to the authorities for sexually harassing the guard dawg but might report Ian for it cuz he’s gross.

Shane rubbing Shawn's back is couple goals

No one is gonna mention the chicken just sitting in the middle of the table?

Also shout out to Shane, picking up the elite stoner lingo, you almost had it. moooshies

I've caught a ep or 2 of bi guys and he's normally gabbing up a storm, yall should of had him guess gardinis dick size to make him more comfy, you know put him in his element

Ian is just trying to find a nice lad to lay down on top of

im glad they addressed the elephant in the room and said hi to Zac.

you guys in a massage parlor ?

jon mendoza

I think I want more of Shane laying down.

Gene

You guys bring out the best in your guests. What great podcasting right there. Thanks for the A game fellas.

great ep boys

Superhater

Do it for the Culture

thats a tweet from our boy mcafee from 2020

Ryan

Shane yelling at a hipster biker crying made me fuckin lose it. God is good

Should have gotten Zac’s big ass in there

hell yeah

All love but the Guard dawg is really not the vibes here

Ryan

I am content in here. I have friends. The food is good. All is well. Know that if I hang myself, a la Epstein, it will be no fault of mine.

Ryan

Q

RIP McAfee who was murdered in cold blood

Josh Dennis

Any chance you (Matt) are coming to Cleveland with Shane this weekend?

Is it one of those Patreon connected ones?

t-balls

You should gift the paytch with some dave chappelle deets

Watching Shane slowly turn into Artie Lange is hilarious. Get right with the Lord, and cut out this junk behavior.

RIP John McAfee

light one up

Can I get an invite to the discord?

GME

Hell yeah man

Jared Wilson

How great is our God!?!