The News 6.17.21

Why stop doing these. This is the Only news I would ever watch.

hey guard dog.. gimme more news

Once a week 😂 yeah ok

fernando corral

Garddog is a true American hero 🇺🇸

So like… we stopped doing these?

Wolfcat Actual

amazing

Jeff Pinz

love this segment

Makes sense that a professor would ignore the data that doesn't fit her narrative.

Sean

RIP to the Slovakian man. Is it possible he had info on the Clintons? I'm just asking questions

Ouchie Fauci loves asians and thats a fact

Well atleast the marvel movie Shang-chi will be incredibly powerful. Disney is very honorable.

Check back next time as we cover the Darwin awards

This is really good

free epi is up

where the new cast at ? DAWGZ are gonna get rowdy now......

I just watched that and I dont think I have ever seen anything more brutal in my life. I would rather watch videos of the Yulin Dog festival uncut for 45 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVJ8JDP1CPI link to the new episode

Rip Mcafee. Died from crushing too much young ass.

The MSSP curse strikes again.

We need an emergency cast this minute for the mourning of our fallen dawg John McAfee

YO, John McAfee announced DEAD yall!

Can we get an emergency memorial cast for our brother in arms

g Man

RIP JOHN MCAFEE

Jake

wow

jon mendoza

We need more Gardini

Luke

That was so damn good

Hilarious, should add a “Truckin N Suckin” segment with Gay Bill.

fucking incredible

Gard Dawgs our personal Geraldo and its awesome.

Chris sos

Not quite smug enough for a real npr voice

Cine_Wave_

you guys are amazing

Oceana has always been at war with Eastasia

Cine_Wave_

SPANK ME DADDY

Nice

stay hot kid

This is great, hope it becomes a regular thing!

Jacob Ryan

dude go back to 1997.. rap battles are for losers. you said nothing with 200+ characters.

Hollow Logs

I want my full dollar subscription going directly into the gard dogs pocket

Finally news presented without bias

Michael Whitsett

This was golden

RecoveryByNight

PS enjoy being super gay, I support your sitch.

You win bro

Brown Bear to hiker... "I bet you don't finish this hike."

Just 4 minutes of battery life for indisputable facts?! Plug the Gard Dawg back in because I have cum this much since the Whitney Cummings robot special. #gingerspeaknspell

Rick from Arizona

Cspan with the dawgz

Grayson Thomas

He makes Stephen Hawking look charismatic

Peter

Gardini can’t take a punch , he’s built like Shanes confidence during a hangover WEAK

Austin “ Table “ Turner aka Khaluber aka GORE GORE GORE GORE aka DICK THE COCK JOHNSON

It’s more than okay if you don’t…

Steak Sauce

Someone give this guy a glass of water

For Shane's comedy special he should pack the front of the audience with Asians.

The giraffe

how about you pipe down

LSTER

Thanks for keeping us up to date on the world news.

Busxdriver

How about a audio cast for the dawgz who work full time or more?

Bear-y's Backyard BBQ and Ribs all day

Woppio

This is great! I'm going to use this as my main source of news from now on. Fuck you Anderson Cooper, there's a new hot gay newscaster in town.

Let’s go twice a week! Gardini rules

Lol

Gardini rules

Gard dawg is the man!

I like it 👍

Damaraja

Fuck yeah bros

Thanks guard dog You Sasquatch fucker

Booker T

Audio por favor

Gregory Stitz

WAP news

You do these mofos once a week and I’ll double down on my investment and shell out 2 dollas

Ayyy shots out gard dawg let’s rip this summer in belmar kid

I almost peed my pants. ✊

On this day in history facts would be dope

Aj

Love the content ambition, love the guard dawg, but damn let’s see a little enthusiasm…can’t believe these stories weren’t aired on Fox

"Boiling with a quiet rage" like the tWiStEd jOkErs we wild wonderful Whites truly are. Who said stereotypes weren't accurate?

JP

Dawg has a voice like radio static

About time there’s a fair and balanced news source.

Carlin “I’m Polish, but my sausage is more like a cooked breakfast link” Hantz.

shut the fuck up mr moneybags, us 1 dollar pay pigs gotta eat!

Jay Williams

this needs to be a separate patreon. 10$ a month Daily news updates.

jaboonka

Who let Matt lauer read the news again?

When he said "beating the shit" I lost it

Dig deeper into the data. It's not white men who account for 75% of the violence against asians, it's 1 white man, and it's that pussy from Boston, Mark Wahlberg.

Yo I don’t get how people can say white dudes are behind Asian violence when Asian women ONLY fuck and date white dudes lmao

Sparky

Please bring the dawgz daily news briefings. Please 🙏

Yo this fuckin gold. Any shot yous could put this on YouTube so I can show my dickhead friends?

At my last count, my suburban block only had 15 cameras facing the street in a 100 yard section. Definitely not enough to catch all the hate crimes. At least the porch pirates seem to be at bay.

BRB gonna go install some security cams in my neighborhood so I can catch all these Asian hate crimes.

That’s a big ass diamond damn

gard dawg the most trusted name in news

Finally, a news man I can trust.

Didn't know they made groucho glasses in red.

Hell yeah. Kid is going places

How great is our effin god?

that gear shift was fuckin nutzo

Superhater

I need Double D live from W.I.G.E.R radio to do this!

KWOP, your source for news

John Griffiths

That's how the news should be read, emotionless

taylor watson

This is great

Great job

Boooo

holy shit, that really made me laugh 🤣

Chris Leonard

Agreed

Austin Jordan

I am coming around on the evening news. Look out ABC...MSSP is closing in

Austin Jordan

Finally, a news source I can trust!

JH

Fake News

Tremendous

The gard dawg is top fucking notch. Even the bad audio episode is good because of the dawg

John Dabman

i would pay another dollar a month for this to be weekly

Ayyyy Gard Dawg with the fat hog 💯💅🏾💪🏻🥵

Great Job, Gardini can't wait to see future installments

Russell Jackson

This is awesome

GardDAWG! Love it

Colum Hagerty

Video is showing restricted for me

keep it up

DMW

This is great!

Gardini > Lamorp

Wawa44

Faaaantastic Gaurddawg

Joshoooahhhh

Our God is great

thanks for keepin the dawgs informed Dini's

Dammn look at our guy

Jack

He reads the news like he's a prisoner in North Korea, which is how I wish all news was reported tbh.

Fuck yeah

Gard dawg batting 1000

Gardini, the Patron Saint of Truth

Thank you for keeping me updated on Bear attacks across the world.

How good is our god

Sometimes you get the hero you need, not the one you want.

NoFamousFranco

Lfg dude!

Joe P

Hahahahahahahahaha the bear part

Jack Bailey

Finally an unbiased news source

GUARD DAWG!!!!!!

guard dawg

Brian M

Hahahah. YES! We’re woke now

Pokémon’s lol

Spence

It’s all so tiresome

a less autistic CNN

t-balls

nailed it

Chris Mathews Jr.

Gardini and Matt’s secret podcast now smdh

Oooh shit!

Victor Johnson II

don lemon is shitting himself as we speak

God damn Guard Dawg, “Wong” is the first fucking story?! Have we learned nothing in the last two years?

Gardini gets me fuckin torqued

Unsubscribed from krystal and saagar. This is a big upgrade

Sick

Shout out gard dawg

blood in blood out

Hell yeah man

Jared Wilson

YAAAAS! Can't wait to watch this!

I’m moist