Dragula Returns Paytch

Special ep

The way Mr. Gillis clocked that pizza lmao

History episodes are the best

Nice

Bruh, how the fuck are the people Noah (apparently around 2400BC)supposedly encountered worshiping Ares, when a unified Greek Pantheon wouldn’t exist till around 700 BC?

It's me, the ghost of Allan Bollea, dude, my brother is a crazy style bitch!!!

Ancient aryans 😂😂😂

What an ep

this episode was awesome

Dylan Goldman

Haha Wilhelm II is like the Billy of history “I’m not gay damn it… stop”

you guys are solid DUDES! Love the content. Keep it up. Best podcast in the game!

I only watch Peanut Butter Falcon....... I spit out my drink

Time + Epic Feats + Peruvians + Polynesians

yo this was a sick cast love how you guys combine comedy and history making it fun and learning somethin new thanks broskis

No way little Peruvians spawned large Polynesians boys

To Matt - Have you got into the book Kon-Tiki; Thor Heyerdahl, I think the Bull would be down for this one to, A handful of Scandanavian Dawgs raft from Peru to Polynesia, to prove Polynesians is Peruvians

Loved it thanks bro

thegaypowerranger

She's crazy hot tho and you can find her on onlyfans and Instagram via this user name. Go look at her tits and ass and ass and stuff

Also this is her account, that's why my name is mad gay

I nutted in my chick to this episode

Matt this episode was awesome. Don’t listen to any of the haters.

Is it just me or is Matt looking extra fuckin' jacked this ep? Keep it up, dawg.

Click the title on the video to play it on YouTube

Liam F

I'm stoked to be a patreon but this website fuckin sucks for mobile users. It spazzin

Just bought tix for Shane in Dallas🤘🏼 Hail Paimon

Victor Herrera

This is the first time I’ve spent a quarter and felt like I got ripped off

I really enjoyed that deep dive, Matt. Lots of interesting tidbits

"if you're into, like, Jungian psychology, they always talk about how, like, our impulses don't fade with the vehicles they're expressed through... it's more of a wholistic 360 degree slam" is either the smartest or the absolute dumbest thing I've ever heard said aloud

lol "history" lol "deep dives." Pretty sure I heard Aryans worshipped Ares (they absolutely didn't), "Noah was a real dude, it's in the Bible, " and "they had a Rosetta Stone they couldn't figure out" (that's literally the opposite of what the Rosetta Stone is). Also "yeah dude that's where Indiana Jones came from" isn't compelling evidence. $50 says Matt's Word-A-Day Calendar just happened to land on "Zoroastrians" and he only searched Yahoo Answers for background. Right, that's the East India Trading Company, right? Yeah, plus the War of 1812 and Pearl Harbor and the Gettysburg Address I think. Can you believe they called them "Moors" at the time? Also monotheism is a word I recently learned to pronounce PAYTCH

Look, I need a racing chair. Like a gaming chair, but with bright colors and sleek lines. Do you have a turquoise Power Ranger themed chair? Robin's Egg Blue trim like TRON? Also I need it to have a throw pillow for my neck, sometimes I get sleepy

Awesome cast

Ray

The only snag with their history deep dives, tough to pull funny out of these topics. When Shane dives, Matt listens. When Matt dives, Shane looks bored, 'where we at on time?'..i dont like that s..t

8:05

it is funny but nearly everything matt says is pseudo bullshit from quacks. Joseph Campbell is cool but this book he is talking about is garbo

Fedsmoker333

pls be a larp

Man I don't get the hate from you sour 'skis, this episode was great. Yeah it's not a PhD course but it's interesting stuff that can point one to do their own research. Keep it up Matt!

Lmao It wasn't till I re-watched this to make sense of the all the knowledge, but I just realized this is kinda ironic the "racist" podcast that got shane kicked and now yall are going over Arian history😂 did shane type up this history lesson but matt had to read it?

Great episode!

Rickety Cricket

That was fun. Thanks dawgs.

Schiffty5

I can see shane thinking in real time how this episode is gonna bomb

Damn this was a good episode - really enjoy the history casts.

Evergreen Games

We was kings?

Ed Seay III

A I’m not gay. B I’m getting set up.

*Jews... you faggot

matt is a fuckin kook let shane talk

Dasha

I could listen to either of these 2 explain history all day!

Shane flying close to the sun, “ancient aryans.”

Ryan

back to the bits then eh?

DankHill

I love these history episodes

Tubs McGubs

Their supporters and rivals refer the fans of Tottenham’s as Yid’s

Adam Weeks

I live this shit Matt , keep it up ! I found it interesting as hell

He reigns/rains from heaven above

Ray

The greatest!

Ray

Matthew this is the second consecutive paych that has been fucking me sround what gives

Kidding about the POC part..

Neave

As an Iranian POC I am stoked about this deep dive; especially on Zoroastrianism. There's a Zoroastrian temple in Iran that has had a fire burning in it for 1500 years. What they were essentially worshiping was Light, which is energy/vibration. Sound and Light are the same things just at different frequencies. First, there was the word, and then there was light. It's all the same. The Sufi branch of Islam also dabbles with sound and vibration without all the jihad stuff. Every shamanistic literature deals with the world in terms of energy/vibration so it's interesting to see how religious scriptures used metaphors to talk about these things. Check out Fred Alan Wolf: Part 1 Complete Shamanic Physics on the youtubes.

Neave

It will not play for me, please help Matthew

jaboonka

Good try Matt, but the dynamic works better when Shane does the history deep dive and we get to hear your reaction to it instead of vise versa.

Fuck, really? I was looking forward to this later.

Great another doller I lost to jews.

This is a tough one to get through. Pure gobbledygook.

JONATHAN A. MCSWEENEY

I private messaged yall concerning a paper I wrote on this topic comparing the groundbreaking archaeology of 19th Century Germany to the failure it was under the Nazis. It gets into much of what was discussed. It is pretty much the history behind what inspired Indiana Jones.

Shane around 26 mins is ready to tap out. 25 mins later than I did. WTF

✋🏻 great vid bros

I feel, like Shane looks listening to this....

Why is it when you blink from the bottom up, it's called downsyndrom? ~ Jocephus

Bill is confirmed gay 100%

Im gonna think the N word

Hell yeah

Haha I'm like 15 minutes in and Shane is so uninterested in this book and Matt is so excited about it.

IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD

RandomUser

When I stop and think about It’s honestly kinda freaking sweet how happy these uploads make me when I see them. Not trying to get weird and gay but I want you dudes to know you have a real impact on my day, in the best of ways. I appreciate the cast tremendously please never stop. - A Fan from New Hampshire

Do you guys know that the Jews kind of have their own premier league team, Tottenham Hotspur, my dads got team gear he got from their home stadium with the star of David on it

A morning drop is huge

Our God is great

Our God is an awesome God

The Bullula

Hell yeah man

Jared Wilson