The book of Matt Paytch

Easily the best paytch ep

Matt is such a fuckin dork lmao pulled straight out the ass

Kikosio

Damn my respect for the shaman just grows. Iceberg McCusker

Matt not understanding light in space is killing me

Matt has a great imagination.... ;)

Got introduced to the game got an ounce and fuckin blew up.

One of my favs. Never gets old.

did Matt used to give drugs to horsehead the SoundCloud rapper? He is literally from philly.

Sick

Grayson Thomas

Tell the black to speak into the mic, please.

Dobbs03

We need book of matt side episodes! This one ruled. (Every episode rules, but damn matt I love story time!

Lee Bones

Relatively brief is good way of saying long

Grey on grey looks like shit.

How does Spud know my whisper in the ear move it gets me a baby everytime

Raspants

David Icke will be on Delmarva Studios podcast this wednesday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX71nuSq7Tk&feature=youtu.be

DEREKvs TheWorld

Dorks

god damn is that a DRose joke? you came to the right place brother

This was gold, youre a wildman

Brian Finn

New here from the HH divorce and loving it. Thanks for having us, dawgz!

Derrick I'm keeping the baby, call me back

Hello, happy to be listener of this hilarious podcast

Gonna drop my friend group and strike off naughty Matt style. Hiring minions

Ole money banks mccusker talkin’ retarded gibberish. That’s exactly what I paid for

Thanks meng!

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Great cast

Paris42069

Loved this. I could listen to Matt talk about this shit for hours.

Mike Rainey

I would pay all the money to see a podcast with Matt and Joey Diaz just talking about their time as drug dealers.

god damn, shane's standup in raleigh was fucking amazing

Someone reach out to Scorsese, he’s the guy for the Mccusker biopic.

God damn it lain you’re so lame... it’s all the same drug, it’s MDMA

how many politicians did you have to suuuug?

How did I not know matt was a fucking G back in the day?

furryshitkicker

Matt never listened to the 10 crack commandments and it shows

Is Molly the current term for Ecstasy, or a different drug? If it’s X then Shane really is a trooper, god damn that’s a rough come down.

I do participate in dawg culture for sure, but also with you 100% on your other comment, great feeling

Matt needs to commit and go full Nation of Islam

I feel like this one should stay paytch.. it’s too good. But also.. those fictitious stories Matt tells should stay hush hush

So many real ones in here that completely relate to Matt’s past. I don’t participate in dawg culture much but I definitely appreciate knowing there’s a crew of dudes cut from a similar cloth.

Matt and Shane rule

Matt really is the retarded gaylovechild of Iceberg Jackson and Stonewall Slim

t-balls

I was paying like 62% attention to this ep but somewhere near the end I realized I’m gonna need to read this audiobook again soon. The hero’s journey meets the shaman’s path

t-balls

Coming in hot with the space talk. Just how I like it. And the story about the dogs at the airport is wild. Thats how it was for me when I would go into the pentagon. Theres a room you walk into and a dog behind a fence that you cant see though and the dog basically gives the OK for you to go through more security check points. Its wild.

Krystel

Just listening to Matt’s early days of slingin’ shit gives me incredible anxiety. So glad our Shaman is on the straight path to victory.

JustAKnobbyTire

I knew I liked Matt for some strange reason... birds of a feather baby! Except I took my drug career to the next level and went legal by grinding my way up to ownership of a dispensary in CO!

Saint Matt, Patron Saint of Ballin

Jark

I can now relate with Matt even more

Jordan Dunne

Fun Fact: Mycelium is the largest living organism on the planet... mushrooms are definitely a gift from our great creator!

Shane finally getting on st rogies??

Just reupped to $5 a month because you guys are awesome. thanks for all the laughs stay blessed

Freeway Matty Ross

Raspants

Good egg

Thats the point lol

Yeeeeeeee got eeem!

dawg love dawg great life man

Matt you’re a fuckin legend bro.

Shane really looked concerned explaining light on the earth to Matt lmao shrek 1 for sure

Curtis Wood

Absolute killer ep,

Alex

"That's like that book by uh.. Ron Bronson?" [Lamaierpe breaks in with another wrong name]

Tight work boys

Pat Fenis

Quite possibly the greatest paytch episode ever

Sorry I complained Matt, luhh you dawgs

Jake

“Instantly spend all the profits At show n tel”

Normand rules, would love to see him on the pod sometime

Alex

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Double

Good day to all the dogs.

Shane looking thin. Hope he sees this

These fuckers in school been telling me, always in the barber shop

There is light in space matt lmao its bright af

The Book of Matt rules

I knew Overlook was a true story

Raleigh fuckin sucks dude. Come to Charlotte.

Inmate ID# 2904055

The craziest part of this entire cast is how much smarter Shane is

I'm fairly certain if Matt dug in to Flat Earth he'd be on board eventually

I'd take this episode down.

Im digging the mood lightning lol

Victor Herrera

Damn y’all, we just saw Matt learn about the sun for the first time

Justin Haug

Lemaire... Your mic isn't on... Again...

#mattforbilly

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salt life

The Shaman riding the natural helium high right into two killer pods. Shane’s teasin the rest of the dawgs w that hat, we wanna see the high n tight. How’s that gay?

Did anybody notice that Joel from Matts book seems loosely based on Matt himself ?

So happy you are an early riser.

Old Stone cold Jackson

Matt your introduction to the game is a wonderfully wild tale of debauchery

No problem matt, going to be a great podcast!! Thanks dudes

Lee Bones

Matt, first off, we need to figure out what IS space.

Pull up your pants and don't let it happen again. Lol

What’s up boys

Great to hear the hero's origin story. 👍😎👍

Jim

When youre about to go to bed at 745am but the paytch finally drops.... LETS FUCKING GOOOO

Yus

Humberto Garza

Tincture will get ya

Gregory Stitz

Matt, you're a noble king. 👑

dudeimarobot

The gods have spoken

Morning brethren

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Cum yeah.

I knew it was gonna be late already. I’m on that remote viewing tip dawg.

The Shaman has been unleashed.

More stories of Matt

Perfect paytch

Time heals all wounds.

Matt Collins

Good morning my leige