Caption Pic: Confessing Cow

Had an idea and some continued trouble reaching Google Docs, so threw this up in a short notice based on an idea I had. Just a sexy giant muscle cowgirl being shy and awkward at her crush.

"Oh no! I'm so so so sorry! I didn't even see you there! I can barely see past these things sometimes...

"No, really! It's all my fault. I should be more careful. It's my fault for having such huge udders and big dumb muscles but still not watching where I'm going. I promise I'll make it up to you. But uhm... as l-long as I've got your attention... before I let you up...

"I always had this... well, sort of a crush on you. Like, exactly that. When I sat in front of you in math class, you were so nice to move your desk over a little rather than telling me to moove over. And when I borrowed that pencil and you didn't laugh when I lost it in my cleavage. You just gave me another one instead of making me go get it. And that one day I forgot to milk myself before school and you gave me your jacket to cover up with while I walked home... it didn't fit, of course, but it still helped...

"I just... I don't know if you'd want to go on a date with me. I know I'm the only cowgirl in school, and that I'm bigger than most of the boys here. You wouldn't want to be seen as the guy dating the girl on the weightlifting team who jiggles everywhere she goes. I leak milk when I'm distracted, I knock things over with my tail when I'm excited, I babble and list all my flaws when I'm nervous... ah! There I go again!I... I'm such a meathead! *sniffle* I'm sure a f-fat-titted, musclebound d-dairy cow would *sniff* never have a-

"What? You would?! I'm... I'm so happy! Stupid... now I'm crying again... I'm so glad you said yes! I promise to take good care of you and not crush you that often (just when you want me to) and I'll do anything to make you happy! Plus all the milk you can drink and then some! I promise I'll be the best girlfriend I can be!"