After Show: I was scammed by Batman.

I am glad people got to see this that werent patrons

this aftershow went public since other patreons wanted to share this amazing experience with the world

you know that this is public dank like i can watch this on youtube without using patreon

My guy you literally sound like the Joker from the Batman the Animated Series when you laugh. Goddamn.

I've never heard so much continuous laughter outta ya m8, it's downright contagious

Money Funk

It’s almost like the biggest companies make the worst crap or something

THE wags

Top 10 anime betrayals!

Nat

300 comments

is it a dummy? or are DC and Warner Brothers saying you're the dummy for buying it? priceless.

I wonder if this is like, a pre-production mock up or something of that sort, that somehow slipped out into the wild? And it just went unnoticed for so long because who the fuck is gonna actually use these stupid things

Monty Pla

This is the video that mad me a patron. Also, I hope they got sued over this

Lurker Of the Gloom

Genuinely so funny

Hey what episode was that?

Taylor Lynn

Lawsuit man

I wonder if it was a display unit XD

Maybe the funniest video I have seen of yours so far lmao wow

Heather

i guess they weren’t expecting anyone to actually try and use it. just sell it to collectors who’ll leave it to rot on a shelf forever

lol

You should legitimately sue lmao, justified for just spewing garbage like that

Because its absolutely amazing and it was too good to keep locked away lol.

UntoldUnknown

a gem

Shroompoleon

Why did this get uploaded to youtube?

This turned Dank into the joker

"Batman's a scientist" -Homer Jay Simpson

this is the most DankPods moment ever

I’m loving it

All it takes is one bad nugget to make someone into the joker

Anita Bonkit

never thought the words "Scammed" and "Batman" would be in the same sentence lmao. Great video :D

Crackpot Theory: Since no one ever bought this he bought the first one ever made, which unfortunately included the design mockups in the production line.

Are you sure this wasn’t a prototype?

Lawnmowerdude

https://music.apple.com/us/album/walk-through-the-park/1489104014?i=1489104020&ls

THEY DIDNG MAKE E UGG NUGG

Are you planning on a video for the grado "X" refresh?

If you click on the title of the video in the top left it should take you to YouTube. Iirc, I'm usually on mobile which automatically opens YouTube.

Caedus62

Hi, I'm a new a Patreon supporter, does anybody know how to play this videos anywhere besides on the Patreon website? I don't mind watching here, but, if I had another option I would prefer that. Thanks!

When you put this on YouTube was when I decided to buy patron nice marketing

This was the vid that finally got my butt here to sign up. I think it was the skanky hot glue reveal. So nasty.

I’ve got a theory along the same lines: I suspect this was meant for a shelf demo at a trade show, essentially this was made for the distributor to show off what it might look like on a prospective big box retailer’s shelf.

Phos

What if it wasnt you Danky McPod who got that?? What if a child wanted a batman mp3 player and got a dummy! :O There would be lawsuits lol

Waldo

lmao

helly

Guys I found it https://youtu.be/Fu5iMcEELaw

Dank Pods: reviews Batman MP3 Also Dank Pods: has a Joker laughing fit halfway through the video

TheRealGingerBoy

yeh its this link here https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo If you need it again, you can find it under "my membership"

I just became a patreon member and I accidentally exited out of the thanks video. Anyone know how I can watch it?

Same

well how else is bruce supposed to remain a billionaire

ThePotFather

So glad this is public now!

this vid got me to become a patreon. Keep up the entertaining content

My only guess is that this was a store shelf piece that would get swapped with the real product when the customer checked out, that way the young shoplifter wanting a DC MP3 player is stealing non-functional goods. But even at the time these things would not have been all the expensive so it would be kind of odd retailers would go to that effort and added cost to have decoys. So it could just be a bootleg scam.

Kadah

Hey just wanted to say this video has motivated my to become a patron, that’s damn good advertising.

Once again, I ask you, review the Jaba Elite Active 65T Earbuds. I have them and think they are very good. Only issue is that you can’t use the left earbud in its own. You need to use the right one simultaneously. I believe this is fixed in the 75t and 85t models. The 65’s don’t have active Noise Cancelling but they block a lot of sound from there shale and fit in the ear. I believe the issue with the left earbud may be fixed with the 75’s and 85’. Anyways, if you happen to see this, you probably won’t, chuck me a shoutout if you review them. There new RRP just dropped to $150 and they are on sale at JB Hi Fi for $129. Thanks

I so want this to be a promotion video for the patreon. Every one needs to see this.

Scrap_Dragon

Damn, that’s hilarious. Very cool it’s public, every one should see this

Ok Thanks!

It was done intentionally.

HoNkInG mOtHeRfUcKeR

You left the video in public so now randoms on YouTube can watch it. I recommend you set it back to unlisted or whatever magic you do. Thanks!

Best maniacal supervillain laugh ever...

I was just gutted watching this… “CURSE YOU, Joker!”

how can they forget the guts of the nugget? this is the biggest rip-off ever. imagine being a kid getting this nugget for christmas they open it excited only for the nugg to be just the shell. that would probably ruin the kids christmas.

Was this like a display model or something? I mean, I can't think of why you'd want to display this in a store, but that's my guess...

Eric Siegel

The entire globe had to see this video. like BRUH, how do you forget the chicken parts of the NUGGET!?

When I saw it was public I thought it was a mistake

imagine cometing here and on youtube :) just got around to watch the aftershow when it poped up in my sub box aswell :) love ya

Late to the party, but yeah! Super glad this went public. I would have voted yes too. :D

Sarlok

Keeping this from the public would have been a crime against humanity. Dank and the overwhelming majority of patrons commenting on this video are the heroes the world needs but don't deserve.

OzRetrocomp

I agree, this masterpiece deserves to be public

Cordy

You deserve the dolleridoo or two, I just wanted extra dankpods videos so I dont have to wait.

LMAOOOOO

This is the one that made me give you that single kangaroo a month

YamiSpyro

Omg, I'm still crying tears of laughter 😂 Like WTF even is that?! 😂

So, so funny. I was in tears! The world had to see this 👌🏻

So stoked that this is public, the world needs to see the lies!

I became a Patron just because of this video being made free. Super Cool.

Does this mean we get an after after show bonus episode 🤔

While i was not around to watch the video before it got public. Thank you so much for making it public!!! I have friends who love youre content but arnt patreons so they will def get a kick out of this one

We did it bois it’s public!

Gibby

Love that it's public ❤️

They didn’t put in a manual ‘cause they knew you weren’t gonna need one. How environmentally conscious of them.

Saâd Faddil

So glad this public now!

Aye I literally got the notification this was released on the main channel while watching it here! I agree its worth having EVERYONE see it. Cheers from New Orleans

Wow, I'm angry at an inanimate object. That's a new one for me. Though I suppose it's mostly the fault of the companies that made it. Still, though. Awful TicTak piece of trash.

lal dud

Watching Dank just absolutely break down and die of laughter has restored my humanity.

Lurker Of the Gloom

"hey mom why has batman been gutted"

Man at first I thought you accidentally made it public or something when I saw it come up in my recommended lol

wow that is actually offensive. I cannot believe they actually decided to sell this, imagine it wasn't our lovable dankpods who bought it but a mom for her kid to have something to listen to some tunes on or whatever

Actually one of the best episodes lmao

Holy Crap. They didn't even put the nugget in the nugget🤣

I died. Best video yet

It's almost unbelievable that something like this would ever happen, but my god was it worth it for that reaction alone. Like, how did this even happen!?

Gadiel Guzman

This had me dying! Hahahaha! I can't believe they shipped it before finishing it.

I am bedman!

Nekro

Public it is! Very kind of you guys to share the vid!

I agree with the many people that have expressed this opinion: Everyone should get to see this! I think we Patrons can go without an exclusive After Show for one week.

Okay, Nuggetn't is my new favourite word 🤝

What the hell? At least it had headphones deigned to make your ears bleed instantly!

Beez1717

Also I agree with everyone else, free this video for all to see :-)

Possibly the best after show ever! How the hell they shipped it like that we'll never know!

Best aftershow yet.

Karen Sykora

Store Assistant: So sir why are you returning this item today? Dankpods: Well I didn't get the M, the P the 3 or even the Player

Empty3 player

Marcel de Jong

Belly laughed when he popped open the case and there's nothing in there. I did not pay Danky enough for this kind of quality entertainment.

imagine being a 7 year old getting this… ruins your childhood right there

The best bit about this is that it looks like all the parts were hotglued togoether

i laughed so hard at this one omg. i agree with everyone else i think this would be great to go up to the public, it’s too good to not share.

pigeonhome

The Batman Nugget infected You with the Joker Virus mate.😂😂

how does this even *happen*

Looks like DC made Wade a new villain...the Gigglier, with his infectious laughter, he calls Batman out for being a fraud.

I also approve of giving this video to the freeloaders! It's a short one, and it's a totally unprecedented event that everyone deserves to see.

Platitudinous

That's a hell of a thing.

This was so worth the $1 all by itself 😂

Alan Michael Cumbess

I agree with the others, man, I think you should share this despicable nug with the whole youtube crowd as some kind of bonus vid like you had last week. I spose you could put up a patreon poll to see how many of us want you to share with the rest of the class. But I think we're pretty easygoing round here, so go on dude, because this is hilariously disgraceful. The factory dudes pulled a Chats - "I'm on smoko, so leave me alone" and they just didn't put in the goods to the nug and hot-glued the thing.

LoneDeadringer

If I had to assume anything about it, the only thing I can think of is that it might just be a display prop for a store to demonstrate how the product looks, but I have no idea why a store would want to demonstrate what is just a piece of junk MP3 player, especially in 2012.

ChrisFratz

List this one as public!

Tktagmedia

What the fuck! :D:D:D When i saw that there are no bat contacts i was like "...its an empty case isnt it?" and when you opend it up i was bust out laughing. :D Oh my god, this is amazing. :D I'm also joining the others: make this public Wade, YouTube gotta see this man. :D

Make this public

I concur we need to let everyone see this, it my be one of the shortest patreon videos but its my favorite so far, we must share this magic.

Show the freeloaders the amazing Batman nuggetn’t

Holy shit this is the best fucking video I've ever watched. I would not be mad if this got uploaded to your YouTube channel, I think everyone should see this glorious non-nugget

OMG! This was so freaking funny!

Gibby

Joining the rest of the crowd in support of making this after show in particular public. THIS is why I'm subscribed to this patreon, in hopes of goofy stuff like this happening. This is too phenomenal to stay members only. Love the content.

Please put this on the channel as a “gift from the Patreons to the freeloaders.” I couldn’t stop laughing. Good stuff and looking forward to seeing how the new channel goes as well!

As a paying Patreon, I wouldn't even be mad if this one was made public. That was gold

Ironically this only worked slightly less better than the Hello Kitty one

Oh my god... the ecosystem!

You should public this

That’s the quality I’d expect from cheap licensed toy r us tat.

Agreed. Share this with the world!!

Eric S

He slowly became the Joker.

X 4

I’ve seen some others say it and i gotta agree, this should be a public video

This is too good to be kept a private video😂

This is so hilarious, what a shame it's a private video!

the bar was literally so so low that they didn't even bother trying to go under it. they just went around

BEST WORST NUGGET

Malifor2210

This could've been a main channel video but I appreciate that you put it here instead

Michael

What a joke.

The Batmn theme makes me smile every time.

I'm gonna take a guess and say this is not an officially licensed product lol

You should actually sue them. Not for any monetary gains, but for the waste they created. Also false advertising

Rusty Shackleford

The music hes claiming to be batman reminds me of the old snes tom & jerry game lmao

ClaraCrazy

This is the best surprise ever :D

Sauwercraud

Hrmm was this a packaging mock up? Maybe? Or they didn't give 2 shits...

More like empty3 player

Its like DC and CN new that you would eventually get this E-waste so they gutted it and just sent you the case.

Hey Dank! I wanted to show my friend my name in today's video, but I wasn't on the Patreon list! The betrayal! Ah!

Funny enough, the only time I encountered a display unit it was exactly this type of cheap crap, they were at display on open tables in front of tents at an electronics market, they save pennies really. And I never seen anything being stolen there too.

this might honestly be the best patreon video yet. I genuinely cannot believe there were literally no insides. I need to know where you bought this from. I need to know if it's a scam from some rando or the actual makers oh my god

ezelllohar

I'm with Cody, make this one public. That's insane that was sold as an MP3 player yet it's just plastic.

This is pure gold. Not only one of the shortest Patreon videos, but certainly one of the best. Well worth one dollarydoo a month.

Not really.

"I am expecting buds to be fake too" i mean i think at this point its cheaper to just have the real fake buds

Mr.Koks

Ah yes, otherwise these jankpods cost fortunes

Mr.Koks

Ohhhh, we have a live one.

hyenatown

Should make that one public, I wouldn't even be upset. But to have a product from those big names with that kind of outcome is content gold 😂

Oh noooooooo...

3:06 Dank turned into the Joker. His one bad day: got scammed by a cheap MP3 player.

that's kinda amazley bad

Oh AT&T, from your internet service to your intellectual properties: Ya just make the worst crap

I'm as dead as this nugget.

I'm shocked

KingsNJenssons

I've not laughed liked this in ages, I love this

Axeman

Listen, I know big companies are lazy, but I didn't know they would forget to put an MP3 Player in their shell before they sell it

cobblecola

This is his Joker origin story

This is not okie dokie

Yea the Mojo freaked out about a month ago https://youtu.be/U0O-lCbDC6Y?t=142

That was fucking hilarious. What a perfect buildup to the reveal that it’s a fucking she’ll.

Mrein

Imagine a kid opening that

You ended up with a production sample. It was probably for warner brothers to approve. It blows me away that those things end up on ebay.

This was incredible. I just looked on, mouth agape in shock that this could have been a thing. Like, it's not just a manufacturing error, those buttons and screen were glued in! Some one had to do that! This was intentional! Mind = blown

The logical explanation would be that it's a display unit like some would say but do ... cheap trashy MP3s have display units?? Who would display them? For why? Usually display cases have pricy products, I thought.

Its lucky you bought this rather then a parent buying it for their child

CnP x

Best after show ever lmaooooooo

Hilarious

I can't even begin to imagine how they could sell that and totally rip people off what a scam 🤧

That's actually hilarious

Steen Schütt

I was wondering why the video was so short

Alan Duhamel

I busted up. That's incredible!

Loonie Lummox

dank you gotta pair this nugget up with the Zaanus I bet they sound great out of them

bushidoboy

Was in awe when I realized that's it's empty xD Crazy how these companies dared to put their name on "quality" like this.

This is a new low

Jesse Fullington

mp3 player with no mp3 player

How did this even make it to a shelf LMAO

I would be mad, but I can't help but be impressed!

You’re laughter is genuinely contagious! You’ve been using the Diablo a lot more, did the mojo do the big kaboom? Did some nugget phones claim a kill?

best one yet

Bro this video was actually crazy, I really wasn't expecting that lol

Fin

i laughed uncontrollably with you, literally my favorite vid youve ever made

You can listen to ghost music with it! :o

With that fake screen glued in like that, this HAS to be a dummy display unit, right? RIGHT???

Connor Nolan

Can’t make a bad product if it has no functionality 😂

Haydon Beagley

Well that was unexpected. Just pure plastic junk.

ScorpionsFatality

Better watch out, gonna get copyright claimed for that "Batman theme" by Charlie Parker

Well, that was a killer joke if i had to say

It must have been one in blue moon, "Jimmy ye messed up again" says the boss

Alex Potts

Truly a Joker Laugh if I’ve ever heard one from ya!

What dork did this?

imagine making a nugget and forgetting the bloody motherboard and everything. I'm in tears from how hard i was laughing at that

I remember now encountering toys like this back in a day, they were like display pieces or so I was told. So it was a shady and crowded market and if somebody snugs a package from a table it's not a real one and doesn't cost much to the place

Ohhhhh they didn't

Eggicus Roundplumpius

this is amazing

WOW gonna be hard to top this one mate

Kevin Herviou

I’m glad no one else got this particular one, but happy you did. I wasn’t honestly interested in seeing the MP3 player anyway, since we’ve already seen the Hello Kitty one. That laugh is the best!

Man I know companies cut corners but I think this is taking it to a whole new extreme

NeoNova

The Joker stole Batmans prized gadget! The BatNugget had been kidnapped!

holyfawkes

That was incredible! I had tears in my eyes from laughing.

Peter Shillito

I was not expecting that outcome holy shit man

This is maybe one of the most bizzare things I've ever seen! I'm impressed

Joshua Chap

Scamman

I was expecting just a normal review of this but wow. How did this happen

Release your cover version of the Batman theme please 🤣

Imagine some kid got this, hopefully there were no issues with replacing or returning it

God those Toledo's cut through plastic like BUTTER.

Usually such things are labelled to avoid a mix up

Kaisea

Hahahaha they didn't finish building it hahahahaha

And stuff like this is well worth the subscription fee...

BGB_CA

That laugh was amazing

Lunascape

Oh Dear

Well, that explains why there’s no user manual - there’s nothing TO use!,

Kim Gaetjens

Just wanted to say, loved the ashens 'sad onion' reference in the you tube vid, it filled me with joy!

Ah....so this is the video Dank auditions for the role of the Joker : P

Reynard Fawkes

Maybe you accidentally bought a display unit that they might have in a cabinet and it wasn't intended to be sold? I think that makes the most sense.

Wow this is low even for nugget we have being rob

Martino Bayley

what was the headphone port about?

I wonder how many of these were unfinished like this? Most of them? Just this one? 50/50? The world will never know.

That's incredible. It's like finding a penny with two heads. Only not worth anything.

I'm so glad I chose this month to come binge yout patreo videos. THis one is a milestone for sure. Just glued uh. Amazing.

A real monday product

you did get the 3.5mm jack plug 🤣

Martin Rønning

THEY DIDNT FINISH IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lmao

holy shit that is evil

Milky

Holy shit wait @DankPods you should actually maybe see if this was a real product, that’s genuinely lawsuit territory

Pat Lee Nichols

Best £1 I’ve ever spent 🤣🤣

what a twist

Eben Sullivan

I’m almost sorry for the non Patreon fans who don’t get to watch this genuinely 10/10 content

Ben James

LOL. I actually laughed out loud in my break room 🤣🤣🤣

That is some next-level nuggetry right there

Damn wade straight up laughs like the joker!

Seems like not only picture were photoshopped, but whole player.

Ossi K

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

What an episode lmao

Tomyotas

I have not laughed that hard in a good while 😩

Scott

Omg this one is even worse than the "mp3 player" which was actually a radio with a fake screen. What's next, just an empty box with a picture of a mp3 player? 😂😂😂

Cool video

Thats straight up villainy

LMFAO

Man that was definitely the best mp3 player I've seen yet

Chadwick Enciso

this reminds me of the goodman kidnapping, except they gutted the nugget and sent it like that

ScAI-nNET_C

*Aussie wheezing noises intensifies*

Oh my god you should've put this on the main channel so dc could have had a chance to see it lmao

Ludvík

I haven't lol irl that hard in a loong time. What the actual frank. xD

xD wth

JimMcBubbles

Hi

Mine is coming tomorrow!

Xavier McXavierfaes

Hello

Holy shit, talk about contagious laughter! I was in awe at the audacious failure on display here, and your laughter only made me laugh more!

Platitudinous

I was .... not expected this but, what a scam ! The guy who sell it have 1000iq XD

That’s it, we got it, THE ANTINUGGET

He jokerfied lmao

Yura

I mean... How did you think Batman made his fortune??

I think this is the hardest I, and DankPods, has ever laughed

This extra vid really made my day today, haven't laughed this hard in awhile

LuminaryEm

There are very few things that make me audibly gasp in shock and awe. This is one of them. Holy hell lmao

BATMUN NO!

BATSCAM

thats a new one

It still has a headphone jack so there's one point for it

I needed a good laugh today. Thank you, Dank, for being amazing.

Was about to go to bed but that video made me laugh too hard

You should auction off your micro-USB’s! It would amuse me, I’d probably buy one.

William Davis

ironic that when he started to take it apart he laughed like joker lmao

Not the Mp3 we wanted, but the one we deserved.

Hey dankpods i took one of your suggestions and bought some Samson SR860’s to try out some audiophile stuff, and I just got them today and the first song I turned on was Tom Petty’s live preformace of Breakdown at Capitol studios, and OMG, It’s so weird being able to hear someone in the crowd and understand what they said! usually I hear them, but can’t make out what they said. I only have had them on for a couple hours but I LOVE it so far!

Alex Pierce

SCAM MAN!

devon M

I love watching crappy mp3s being torn apart and roasted by a man in his 30s

1am and this vid releases..welp time to destroy my sleep schedule

Benny Californian

Nope, I’m exactly the same (only it’s 11pm for me). From 10pm onwards I’m hitting refresh waiting get to the best part of the week!

Pat Lee Nichols

They didn't sell it to Ol' Mate Sammy like AKG, did they?

OzRetrocomp

You cought me in the middle of my dankpods aftershow binge

What do you think about Ol’ Mate Senny selling their consumer products division Dank?

I knew Batman was sketchy all along >:0

Duenas

Love your vids

11pm for me

Giinocchio

Am I the only one that opens up Patreon at around 7am on a Friday morning and keeps mashing F5 until the After Show turns up? (at least that's when it turns up in my time zone)

OzRetrocomp