PATRON BONUS - Borderlands (2024) Film Review
Added 2025-04-24 10:00:27 +0000 UTCAs you know we are enjoyers of fine cinema here at Noclip. So apologies for us taking to long to get around to talking about Eli Roth's video game masterpiece; Borderlands.
In this episode myself and Jeremy discuss the bizarre blocking and questionable casting of this box office bonanza. Spoilers are everywhere, though if you haven't decided to waste your own time watching this, you probably weren't planning to.
Also here is the VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/BbzMKMBgMlU
By the way the patrons in the discord voted overwhelming for this over Hitman, Assassin's Creed and Prince of Persia - so don't blame us.
Danny
Comments
I just cannot bring myself to watch it. BL peaked with 2 for me.
PowerPilgrim
2025-04-30 08:55:16 +0000 UTCThank you both for taking the hit watching it; I lasted about 10 minutes before having to turn it off. From listening to the suffering you went thought it sounds like it might be worse than Battlefield Earth ๐ฌ
Alex Moore
2025-04-26 05:22:00 +0000 UTCFunny you guys were surprised by Lilith being the key. That's the plot of borderlands 2
Julien masson-ratel
2025-04-25 22:08:03 +0000 UTCPart of the reason Borderlands the movie mightve led to increased sales of Borderlands the game is they put borderlands 3 on like a 95% off sale that weekend. I have yet to see the movie, but I played a ton of borderlands 3 that weekend on my steam deck
Connor McNamara
2025-04-24 23:08:33 +0000 UTCHow terrible for him to have men in his gitis. In this economy especially
Qberry Shortcake
2025-04-24 12:25:05 +0000 UTCA lot of people were calling this the modern Citizen Kane, and I really didn't get it until that scene where Claptrap, slowly dying from meningococcal meningitis, let's out one final "skadoosh" before dying and subsequently farting.
Connor 'Dirtbag Chimichonga' McDonald
2025-04-24 12:02:11 +0000 UTC
