What Could Go Wrong? - TG Caption
Added 2024-03-02 17:57:56 +0000 UTCJohnson!... Johnson! Can you hear me!?...I don't know. The line is open, but he's not responding. 'What could go wrong' he said. What an asshole!
What do you think could have happened to him?
No clue. He said there was some pretty weird tech in there that he was going to investigate. Anything could have gone wrong.
Well, should we go check on him?
Oh hell no, not me! You go if you want to. I'm still creeped out by his last transmission.
Those were mumbles. I couldn't make anything out.
Well he mumbled something about 'hentai' and 'tentacle porn'. Then he started to grunt and the line went fuzzy.
You're crazy! I didn't hear any of that.
You were farther away. Anyway, then a woman must have joined him because he mumbled something about 'huge tits' and 'nipple sucking' and the grunts turned all high pitched.
That place was sealed. There's no one else in there! And don't you mean further, not farther?
Who gives a shit?!! I definitely heard a lady getting well and truly fucked. I know what that sounds like.
Yeah, sure you do. Fine, stay here if you want. I'm not leaving a man behind.
Famous last words...
What was that?
Nothing, nothing at all.
---Sometime Later---
Billings, can you hear me? What's happening in there?!
Ffff..fFf.fffffuufckk meemmee fuck me fuckmefuckmefuckmefFF!!--
Billings?! What is it? Is it Johnson? Who's there with you? Respond, damnit!
cccomminnggg comminngg.. comee.. comein come in....COME IN!
Arrr.. Fine! I'm on my way! What could go wrong, right? I'd better get a bonus for this...
