BedMates™: Rescue Pt. 1 - TG Caption

"Mmm good mornin- oh…I'm somewhere new!" (Yes! Who's paying the big bucks this time?)

"Is it really you!? Do you recognize me?"

"Jamie?! Hi! You were looking for me? Am I your new BedMate?" (Yes, please! How did I never notice how cute he is?)

"My new BedMate? No! I'm going to get you out of this. I’m rescuing you!"

"Rescue me? ‘Giggle’ from what, the best job I've ever had?" (Aww, my very own hero!)

"…are you kidding? Weren’t you kidnapped and forced to do this?"

"Forced? No, silly. I signed a contract." (Does he think I'm dumb?)

"You signed a contract? You agreed to this?"

"Yeah! It's been pretty great so far. The customers are all pre-screened, so we don’t get anybody too weird. I mean, there was that one guy that was super into bananas, like bananas everywhere… everywhere.

"…Yeah…look, I managed to get my hands on some of their tech. If you still want to do... this once you’re back to normal, fine. Now stay still…"

"Whoa, wait! That doesn't look lik-" BZZZZZAAP!

***

Ugh…my head. What…happened? Wait, Jamie shot me with some janky, black-market thing. What did he think he was doing? I can’t beliv-

(Owww my head…)

Jamie? Wait… that wasn’t out loud. Did I just hear him in my head? (Jamie? Is that you?)

(Who else would it be. Why do you sound so funny? What’s going on?)

WTF? I did hear that my head! Is he… Is he in here with me?

(OK… So don’t freak out… I think we’re both in here now. Congratulations, Jamie, I guess you get to try being a BedMate yourself!)

(WHAT!? That's crazy! I can't be stuck in here. We have to do something! We hav-)

(Hey. HEY! It’s OK. They have some amazing tech people. I’m sure will get out of this just fine. As soon as we get back, we’ll get everything figured out.)

(How is this OK?!? What happened to my body?)

(Oh, it’s right over there on the ground. But don’t worry! I can see your chest still moving from here so I’m sure everything’s fine!)

(You’re sure? Why don’t you get over there and check!?)

(We can’t. I mean we are a BedMate, remember? We can’t leave the bed… at least, not without our current owner, which I guess was you. Hmm, ok that's a problem. Wait, how long is this contract for?)

(One night. You are expensive.)

(Hell yes, I am! And there you go. Once the contract is up, we'll wake up back at BedMates headquarters.)

(We just ‘wake up’ there. Don’t you have any more idea how this works?)

(Not really. I’ve never really been a details guy)

(You’re not any kind of guy now)

(Heh yeah… that's true.)

(So, what are we doing until then?)

(Oh… I have one or two ideas. There are definite perks to this job, Jamie. How about I show you a few of them?)

Wha...oh...OH!!!mmmMMMM!!!!

To be continued   ;-)