Legends of Hyrule 5 - TG Caption

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"Ugh…I can't believe these were your only spare clothes. Is it much furrrtherrr???" Link whined.

"Holy fairy-crap! No, it’s not much further, and quit complaining about my clothes. If they're so bad then give them back! Also, this would be a lot faster if you would just fly like me!"

"Again, no. When my wings buzz it makes my… everything jiggle.  Anyway, I don’t want to get used to having them when I’ll be back to normal very, very soon."

"Fine, whatever. I want to say boy-Link wasn’t this bitchy, but really, you are exactly the same. Well, besides the boobs, and the wings, and being a tiny little fairy-girl. Oh look! We’re here."

"You’re not helping. And here where? All I see is a big ugly tree."

"Ahhahaha!" The fairy laughed nervously. "Not just any big very handsome and distinguished tree, boob-brain. Link, meet the Great Deku Tree!!!"

"…Hi?"

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"Err… What did it say? I don’t speak ancient tree."

"Great Deku asks why you have come, Ms. Cutie Bubble-booty!"

"Grrr. What is wrong with y- Forget it. Well…Tree, My fairy friend here said you might be able to help me. You see it all started with this creepy, underwear stealing Old Man…"

…

"And that’s pretty much it," Link finished, sometime later.

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"Yeah, I still don’t speak tree. Fairy?"

"Huh? Oh, I stopped listening a while ago. You know, you're terrible at telling stories. You should probably stick to bashing puzzles with you're little play sword until they break, because a bard, you are not. Ok, shut up a minute." After a few minutes speaking to the tree, the fairy continued, "You’re in luck dumb, dumb. The Great Deku tree is willing to help you. Afterwards, you’ll just have to do him a tiny little favor and everything will be squaresey!"

"Squaresey? Who talks like that? And what kind of tiny little favor Actually, you know what? Fine. If it gets me back to normal, I'm willing to try damn near anything. So…How do we do this?"

Right then a huge crack appeared near the base of the tree, long and horizontal with the ground. The tree groaned and the crack stretched to a wide gaping maw, dripping with glowing, sappy goo.

"NOPE! NO WAY! F--- this. I'm not go-," but Link's words were cut off as a trio of supple yet incredibly strong vines shot out from the Great Deku‘s 'mouth' and wrapped the tiny, protesting adventurer-turned-fairy securely, before quickly pulling her inside. As the maw sealed itself shut, Link distinctly heard the voice of the fairy from just outside shouting...

"Bye-bye, big boob! Have fun with tree!"

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