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A very special advertisement...

We have coming up a variety of content recorded in a peaceful Japanese ryokan, where we did indeed engage in outdoor forest bathing (soaking in all those negative ions).

But while we get that content in order, we need to tell you about a very special product. One that is near and dear to our hearts. 

We hope you do not think less of us after watching the video.

Comments

I read this in the appropriate voice and I cackled. Thank you.

JustTheWorstEver

It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjB6r-HDDI0

Tadas

A kick in the dick seems better tbh

Rasterisk

And this: https://supporttheworkers.org. I don’t even know where to begin with this website it is so disturbing. Clearly these folks are promoting their own nootropic and presenting bad science. That’s what I get for being curious.

Linda Sears

Since Chris has probably tried both flavors, do they actually taste different? I couldn’t resist adding this: https://supporttheworkers.org/neutonic-review/

Linda Sears

the same reaction as the cop in Dumb & Dumber

Jamison Shipley

Frontal lobe lubricant is not meant to taste good but wait until you feel how many paradigms you can run. Welcome to the next level gentlemen

Mark K

Don't know how to square that this video is one of the worst things I've seen on the internet and I also want that drink

Dr Badmouth

Ha ha! Love it. Reminds me of the Redlettermedia fake ad for Coppola wines at the beginning of their Dracula review... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mESbAwiCaTw

Robert Andrews

Oh guys, this is both terrible and awesome at the same time. Which I know is what you were going for, so nice work. Thanks for sharing.

LaserRange

Better than a kick in the dick? You had me at hello!

Chris Spanos

Are you suuuuuuure it’s better than a kick in the dick? Didn’t look like it…

Gina Sartore

you have to watch the promo video on the neutonic website - there is a 30 min vid which isn't satire which made me laugh...(i didn't watch the whole thing) ..they add drama near the beginning with 'that last minute choice of font that we had to decide over Zoom in the middle of the night' (like it was the most pertinent detail to put in the promo video). Maybe we are all too cynical but the dramatisation of putting your name on a product other people will make and sell really grinds my gears

Diane Morrison

"Neutonic. Better than a kick in the dick." I'd buy it!👌

Kristen Cartmer

Good to see the two of you meet in person after podcasting together for years, Chris and Matt! But as for the promotional content, let's just say that you two don't quite cut it as influencers ROFL XD!

SHOUNAK SARKAR

A little (obsessive, muscle-bound) birdie told me that if you hold the eyeball on that can up to the morning sun for 10 minutes, it'll enhance the natural synergy of all the ingredients while resetting and maximizing your circadian rhythms…? No better place to test this than The Land of the Rising Sun, eh?

Empty_Cognizance

Top acting skills!! Watch out Hollywood!

Emma

Can i buy it in Australia, I need it for the 1am starts. If for no other reason than a laugh.

Peter

Much better acting!

Christopher Kavanagh

This is what the paywall is for!

Christopher Kavanagh

That was just the right amount of cringe.

Lee Kebum

No company is paying you to make *those* faces after consuming their product

Andy

Did you work it out at the end?

Christopher Kavanagh

I spent most of this video desperately trying to figure out if this was an ironic advertisement or a real one

Andy

Shilling suplements at last

Kirsten Greed

Looks and feels like the start of a porno

Simon Patience


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