November 7th - Watermelon Bum
Added 2021-11-14 12:26:11 +0000 UTCDon't you just hate it when your son partially transforms into a pumpkin, so you go to the watermelon patch to get some melons to cut up for a snack to cheer him up, and then your ass turns into watermelons? Yeah this scenario is getting more and more contrived.
