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The Science of Tiddz. Tiddology.

Tiddy taxonomy time.

Big, huge, and massive are categories of tidd.

It seems that while I was having a lot of fun having "huge tiddz", the Tiddz went and turned themselves massive.

Now I think they are on the brink of becoming something more. What that taxonomy (or system of naming) is I'm not even sure.... Maybe y'all can give me better largeness adjectives in the comments?

But anyways this is just an introduction, theme music for a boob science post.

I know y'all love these and have been waiting for one for about 2 or 3 weeks.

So, cue the timpani drums, big brassy crescendo and then, bouncy basslines and drum soundtrack. Sexy sounds of the 70's as boobs jiggle and quiver

TIDDZ HAVE GROWN MORE.

The data is in and the boobs just keep boobing.

I was a 30 T cup but now they are weighing in and measuring at 30 U cups....

The fact that my band measurement hasn't changed at all means that I am not putting on weight literally anywhere else except my breasts rn.

So that's... Good?

 At this point I really wouldn't mind gaining some weight elsewhere to balance me out, but apparently my body has different plans.

I'm putting another graph on here that has my growth over the last couple of years, I had to make some guesses because I don't know exactly what their weight was but I based it on bras I had at the time and did some math to find out what their weight would have been

 As you can see, they haven't slowed down ever ...

So, funny enough, one of the ways that I've found comparing this data to be the most useful, and helpful in helping me figure out my bra size, is to use CC as a measurement. The reason this is useful in thinking about the volume of my breast is that most women who are this size have implants. Like ...big Vegas stripper implants.

It's a bit embarrassing that the only women I can find strong data on online are women who made their breasts big bigon purpose, And I'm over here about to surpass them by accident.

Kind of makes me feel special, like I have these scary magic boobs that just won't stop,  but actually, I'm just happy that there's any data at all to be honest.

I'm at the equivalent size as a 4000cc implant.

Yeah 😅😮

Makes sense why I can't fit in my bras... It's over a gallon of volume in each breast ..

Speaking of gallons, my next post will talk a bit more about the droplets of milk I've been experiencing.

I wanted to mention that since this patreon has been getting more popular, I've been putting more time into each of the posts. This kind of boob journalism is actually pretty rewarding oddly enough. But because of how much more effort I've been putting into things, I am likely going to raise the price of the patreon soon. I was thinking of making it 25$ but I'm curious how many of y'all will stay if I make that change.

It just makes sense if I'm putting so much more effort into the Wednesday and Friday posts.

Anyway, just riffing.

Also I'm loving all the scheduled chats I've been receiving from you guys.

It makes it a lot more likely I'll keep putting effort into this patreon if y'all keep supporting me like this. Lord knows I need all the support I can get.

The Science of Tiddz. Tiddology. The Science of Tiddz. Tiddology. The Science of Tiddz. Tiddology.

Comments

Interesting did you get the link I sent you for the bras

Bryan

I'm not totally sure, but I think it's how much my breasts are in protein to my total weight. Like after 6% I think it's gigantomastia.

Plush

So at what point do you move from macromastia to gigantomastia?

Bryan

Well you post what you feel like

NOKI

Since one cubic centimetre is equal to one millilitre, you can equate one boob to (volume-wise) contain as much liquid as two two-litres

OV

Perfectly reasonable! I wish you the best and thanks for the continued updates! I’d definitely pay for that tier

Aaron Aarons

Yh refund thanks

Sakism Kyle

On Wednesday and Friday I post a color version of my Instagram pics. That's not information that is hidden. You didn't read before you purchased. I personally feel this patreon is extremely well priced. My "short story writing" is how I like to express myself and my pov. You buy what I sell and what I'm comfortable with. You do not demand things, especially when you have very, very little leverage.. And tbh I'd rather refund you in full than take that bratty attitude. What's it gonna be?

Plush

I’d second this tbh. The active and consistent schedule on here and social media is good, but you’d probably lose a fair bit of people after u go over a 100% increase

John Smith

One thing to show off the scale of their breast size is testing if a pair of headphones fit on them. I wonder if a pair of headphones can even fit on on boob at this point lol.

John Smith

U posted this pic 10 days ago on ur ig. We dont care abt u taking more time to practice ur short story writing. If ur gonna raise the price get some material thats worth paying for.

Sakism Kyle

Fascinating stuff! Hope you're happy and healthy.

Cole

Would u post pics in bras with the increase of money(or does that count as topless)? Could we also get a picture where u snorkel in them? :D

Good boy

At what point are you thinking you’d have had enough and need a reduction? Or are you considering just growing them and making money out of it or something? They are really nice btw. Anyways Lovely big boobs aside hope you are having a good week :)

James Muirhead

Even with how problematic they're becoming, I do not plan on reduction. And I may do a topless tier eventually. Right now this isn't my career.

Plush

A kilogram each in 3 weeks?!? If that carries on, you’ll be double your current size by December.

Tzeentch

It seriously might make sense to have a topless tier. I’m sure many are interested and with the money making potential, it should definitely be a consideration. I can imagine a lot of people wanting to see the progress until eventually reduction.

Aaron Aarons

In the United States cup sizes. Once I hit Z I'm going to move over to UK

Plush

U? Let's start a countdown for Z 🤭

Paulie

You're just never going to stop growing, are you?

EvilSandwich

Well I think it could be an indirect blood flow thing. Unless you're left handed, then my theory goes out the window Great now I'm doing a google search. Turns out 62% of booby pairs, the left is usually the larger of the two stating it is due to the proximately of the heart. So an idea is to do that one shoulder exercise with a little ball and a wall where you do little circles motions with a straight arm a couple times throughout the day.

Howie

So much volume and weight, that's insane! And they just keep growing too, boobs are wild to me lol. I hope you use this money to get yourself some pretty and comfortable [well as comfy as you can be] bras with this, and some pretty outfits. And most of all, I hope you don't let them weigh you down to much emotionally, and am happy to support you!

Yojimbo06

I may make a poll to see what number yall are willing to support me at. Thx tho. And I'm not sure how I would get left to catch up with right LOL

Plush

25$ seems a little steep of an increase. I'd be more comfortable with either 10 or 15$. Might as well throw this out there, but ever think about trying to get the left to catch up the right as some sort of experiment?

Howie

Looking up synonyms for massive I found the word "Brobdingnagian" good luck making an alliteration with that lol but honorable mentions are mountainous, gargantuan, ginormous,prodigious and stupendous. All could work in your case 😅

Shuavvve

1,000 cc = 1,000 mL = 1L So you’re in the middle of “massive” and climbing

Zolani Salami

Is anyone else curious just how big they can get? Like atp give it a few decades them chest balls will reach kaiju size.

Voidsnake

So where do I fall?

Plush

I don't know why, but I hate it. Dig a hole and put it in there. Never speak of it again 🤣

Plush

Depending on your level of interest, once you figure out your pricing system, I could teach you some advanced boob math… it’s been a secret hobby of mine for a few years

Zolani Salami

What about wumbo for a new adjective? You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo, wumboing, we'll have thee wumbo, wumborama, wumbology, the study of wumbo?

Suede Donym

This is my pretty arbitrary personal classification used for boob math and fantasy 1. Small Boobs (<200 mL) 2. Medium Boobs (200-500 mL) 3. Large Boobs (500 mL-1L) 4. Very Large Boobs (1L-2L) 5. Huge Boobs (2L-3L) 6. Massive Boobs (3L-5L) 7. Gigantic Boobs (5L+)

Zolani Salami

I mean that's a real question for me 😬

Plush

Wonder if it will ever stop?

Brian

Holy smokes! Tall about growth shooting up there!

Al Williams


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