What's the DPS version of "You pull it, you tank it"?
Added 2020-12-16 08:41:09 +0000 UTCSo the butthurt is real. No amount of preface stating the meme above is just that, a meme, seems to alleviate the tushy turmoil in the comments section. Granted it's only a very small number who can't seem to find the humor in this, and they're usually DPS. Now, to be fair, "You pull it, you tank it" is a biased statement as I don't see many tanks or healers having much of an issue with the concept. So, to be fair, I will give the DPS a chance to take aim themselves with their own slogan.
Be fair, be funny, be cool about it. I trust you lot here because I think you, of all people, understand that being genuinely toxic isn't anywhere near the heart of what we do at NEST, nor me personally on the channel. So, in the spirit of humor (and some teasing), hit me with some zingers to let DPS know they're not alone.
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That's not the equivalent of YPIYTI, that's just dps burning themselves.
Random Person A
2020-12-26 16:42:00 +0000 UTC"You can't Esuna these Stacks"
Miingno
2020-12-21 12:35:40 +0000 UTCNo matter what people gonna be butthurt
2020-12-20 05:48:55 +0000 UTCDPS: Do you Pay my Sub?
Scolarus
2020-12-16 22:44:34 +0000 UTCIf you pull it or you tank it and for the love of all healers please use a cooldown :)
A_lind
2020-12-16 19:18:12 +0000 UTCMore in response to the tank one "bloodbath (or Arms Length) is a tank cooldown." still thinking of a DPS zinger xD
Melodiousmoose
2020-12-16 17:46:39 +0000 UTCMy friend has one when going through raids. "You die, you've lost the Dance Partner"
2020-12-16 15:04:18 +0000 UTCWhen on BLM in roullettes, I often reassure the sprout tank with; "You rake 'em, I'll bake 'em (insert Flare thumbnail)"
Scolarus
2020-12-16 14:14:13 +0000 UTCGiggled out loud to that one. That might be a bit long but I love the energy, it's in the running.
Drak
2020-12-16 09:04:28 +0000 UTCYou tank it, I spank it. ( Or replace "spank" with another dps word. I just found that funny cause it rhymed. Lol)
ShadyIMG
2020-12-16 09:03:31 +0000 UTC"Ya know what? Eye is going to the Whm now."
2020-12-16 09:01:53 +0000 UTCπ€ "your burst does nothing without (trick, litany, battlevoice etc)"?
Lisa Marie
2020-12-16 08:48:30 +0000 UTCThe DPS version of βYou Pull it, You Tank itβ huh? ...Arenβt all the jobs just DPS but some can heal and tank better than the rest?
Maxdeleon Sauceda
2020-12-16 08:43:50 +0000 UTC
