Local Man Whispers About Panna Cotta
Added 2024-07-17 21:41:46 +0000 UTCHello beautiful,
First and foremost, you have to have water or some kind of drink on standby before listening to this audio. It's important for the "aftercare" at the end.
Anyway, I stand before you once again, a large headed man with a ramblefap (feat. a tenga egg).
This time I'm bringing back an old favourite and doing a pastryfap.
As you can tell by the title, I'll be reading you a panna cotta recipe all while whispering/softly speaking.
I also may or may not talk about other things that have been on my mind, but it's almost impossible to tell what's from the recipe and what's not!
So! I actually can't be held accountable for anything said in this ramblefap.
Certainly not the fantasies about public play, my oral fixation, or the very possessive things that come out of my mouth during this audio.
It's a shame we'll never know what came from the recipe or my large head.
Whisper To You Later,
Aa
Comments
I come back to this RF an embarrassingly high amount of times… you really cooked with this one
jade
2024-11-05 19:18:13 +0000 UTCThe amount of shock 🧍🏽♀️
Lyse
2024-09-02 03:33:37 +0000 UTCListening to this feels like eating a very decadent dessert. Or like you’re getting away with something absolutely sinful.
LeeDeaux
2024-08-11 06:14:28 +0000 UTCI had to come (no pun intended) back to this and i almost can’t make it past the way he says baby. 🙃
Ehros
2024-08-11 03:53:07 +0000 UTCI can’t be the only one having the piña colada song playing in the back of my head this whole time… but it fits this sweet audio ;)
JammyJam
2024-08-06 16:03:53 +0000 UTCI'm not usually a lip gloss girlie but will do 🫡
karen a.
2024-07-22 05:35:12 +0000 UTCI have to admit ,this recipe is really good. I tried it on the weekend and it was surprisingly delicious.Summer desert🍓🍍🍮
Catherine Shawn
2024-07-22 05:06:43 +0000 UTCOh. Fuck…
Dimsumthing
2024-07-21 07:03:43 +0000 UTCoh i’m absolutely fucked
cerisesetchocolat
2024-07-20 19:49:53 +0000 UTCHave you ever considered making binaural audios?
CaterpillarWithAirpods
2024-07-20 11:20:26 +0000 UTCtell me why I just said yes daddy out loud at this coffee shop 🫠 I think I finally been scared straight of listening to this shit in public bc I canNOT get banned from my matcha spot over sheer horniness
Anna G
2024-07-18 16:22:24 +0000 UTCYou're so ready and quick to take all kinds of *ownership* in this audio, but not out of it. Make it make sense🙄
Italia
2024-07-18 15:53:54 +0000 UTCDammit you do it again! I for one think deciding to use the Royal “you” was a galaxy brain decision For the next pastryfap you should honor the online recipe tradition and also read the 23 page treatise of how the Panna Cotta is the author’s great great Nonna’s recipe that she had to smuggle over from Sicily. 🙂↕️
Laura
2024-07-18 14:24:58 +0000 UTCohjesuschristineedtositdown
girlwithpaperclips
2024-07-18 11:24:56 +0000 UTCI’ve read all the comments first and now i don’t know if i should press Play… i’m outside, surrounded only by trees and grass and flowers, simply by Nature, hmmm. Do i need to have my blood boiled? DO I?! YES 🏃🏽♀️💨 👉🏻▶️
girlwithpaperclips
2024-07-18 11:02:25 +0000 UTCpost-listen review: damn !! you ovulating or sumn ?
fun3ralf4n
2024-07-18 07:26:24 +0000 UTCAAAAAYYYYOOO!!🥵 lucky nobody else was in the vicinity🫣🙉but i took instructions to the damn T!🫢
jessiem
2024-07-18 05:40:35 +0000 UTCYo what the fuck 🫠🫣 I have died and I may never recover
A Committee of Vultures
2024-07-18 05:09:13 +0000 UTCBefore I listened to the audio, I thought I'd be free from your filthy talk because it was a pastryfap. I put my lip gloss on (as one does) and hit play and..... Yea.....I don't know if I'll ever recover. Suck on my fingers? The public play fantasies? My fingers are still [redacted] and I [redacted], so my mattress is going to have to [redacted]. I'll send you my dry cleaning bill, da-
Tangerine
2024-07-18 04:08:19 +0000 UTCI've returned... Markus, you are playing a VERY dangerous game, posting this while I'm ovulating. I'm trying to stay classy and not talk too crazy, but oh my gawd! The whispering and the DIRTY dirty talk. 🫦 I SWEAR!!!!!!!!
Dollface
2024-07-18 04:06:54 +0000 UTCPiña Colada?! 😫🤣 I’m in tears lmfao
Chantal
2024-07-18 03:18:09 +0000 UTCIt's cause I don't do it for my own glory and recognition. I do it for all the women out there ☝️😌
Aa
2024-07-18 03:13:40 +0000 UTCAnd what do you mean by that?😟😲🤔
Aa
2024-07-18 03:12:26 +0000 UTC😌 I do what I can
Aa
2024-07-18 03:11:44 +0000 UTCI- you're welcome?
Aa
2024-07-18 03:11:34 +0000 UTCI do it for the love of the game
Aa
2024-07-18 03:11:22 +0000 UTCI’ve come (yes in that way too) to simply say thank you for this. That’s the comment. That’s all. 😮💨
Jessi
2024-07-18 03:10:56 +0000 UTCcan’t wait to make a piña colada or whatever we was talking about, but you really put your foot in this one omg
Juicy
2024-07-18 02:14:05 +0000 UTCTHE BEST feeling to wake up, rested, and see this announcement!! (Gonna need it… 🤭👀)
Astrosegolden
2024-07-18 01:14:36 +0000 UTCWhy isn't my period over yet?😫😫😫😫
LHearting
2024-07-18 01:05:16 +0000 UTCmy girl boner is through the ROOF! i feel like i need to die…… feeling absolutely FERAL.
kendall roy
2024-07-18 00:05:34 +0000 UTCtrue definition of menace lol
Tamia
2024-07-17 23:58:43 +0000 UTCwhat the actual *fuck* 😦 you’re sick for this. this particular audio is………so special
gina
2024-07-17 23:54:50 +0000 UTCJfc I almost didn’t make it past “baby” this is ~filthy~ you expect us to look you in the eye on stream??
Keana
2024-07-17 23:47:09 +0000 UTCHonestly I legit might not make it to stream cause….wheww
Chantal
2024-07-17 23:29:41 +0000 UTC“Bc you’re gonna think about me. Who else if not me?” Hey- so that was unnecessary 😦🫵🏻
B 🖤
2024-07-17 23:11:45 +0000 UTCAfter that......praying that we NEVER cross paths IRL 🕴🫣😶🌫️🫥
soup
2024-07-17 23:04:04 +0000 UTCThe whimpering....🧎🏾♀️🧎🏾♀️ OMG. Markus you're not slick releasing this in hopes that we're too spent to act up during stream. 😏
Tamia
2024-07-17 23:03:52 +0000 UTCposting before going live... ♒️
fun3ralf4n
2024-07-17 22:48:04 +0000 UTC…and fuck, it’s nasty. 😫🤬
Chantal
2024-07-17 22:39:47 +0000 UTCCan't beat the classics!
Lexi
2024-07-17 22:36:16 +0000 UTCYes
PAT ✰
2024-07-17 22:26:08 +0000 UTCAre you craving attention, Markus darling? You post an hour long stroke session to entice women who are fully prepared to stare you in the face, and tell you how they feel about your behavior in an hour? You must be feeling bold today.
Chantal
2024-07-17 22:23:56 +0000 UTClistening while I make my German chocolate cake😌
sadé💕
2024-07-17 22:20:56 +0000 UTCDiabolical timing of this post as usual. It’s ALMOST like you’re trying to test us 🤨🤨🤨
Deeshari
2024-07-17 22:12:10 +0000 UTCMenace
TheWannabePersephone
2024-07-17 22:08:39 +0000 UTCdamn do i listen before or after stream
piya
2024-07-17 22:05:39 +0000 UTCHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!🎁🎉
jessiem
2024-07-17 22:04:56 +0000 UTCWhy was my first thought "Oh my god, I love panna cotta! 😀" TY
A Committee of Vultures
2024-07-17 22:04:00 +0000 UTCand on my birthday?? 🥹👉👈 ty!
K
2024-07-17 21:58:45 +0000 UTCAww yeah, perfect way to end an otherwise stressful work day 😏
tobesokaylee
2024-07-17 21:53:16 +0000 UTCyou never wanna hold yourself accountable 🙄
val ☆
2024-07-17 21:45:43 +0000 UTCAye, you didn't post DURING the stream this time... 😅 Imma listen to this tonight, and I'll be back with my thoughts! 💋
Dollface
2024-07-17 21:45:39 +0000 UTCExcuse us
Ehros
2024-07-17 21:44:59 +0000 UTCDUDE WHAT
kendall roy
2024-07-17 21:44:17 +0000 UTCSAME??? HUUUUUH I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A NAP?????
soup
2024-07-17 21:43:45 +0000 UTCUM WHAT, I-
PAT ✰
2024-07-17 21:42:45 +0000 UTC
