WHO INVITED ME? (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+)

Too preoccupied with my excitement for tomorrow's audio, I didn't realise I probably won't be able to listen to it until like, 24h from now 😢 Between puppy-sitting, preparing for parents departure and work, I probably won't be able to sneak in a proper listen until I go to bed 😢

Kateastrophy

I’m with you, as in, I also don’t believe in “the one”. But that’s what the fantasy is for - I can experience and enjoy a scenario I wouldn’t consider in real life. If a guy were talking to me about love as soon as we met I’d be immediately put off, but here, where the scene is set up as a “love at first sight”, I can let go and dive into it. 😌 Wouldn’t it be so lovely if soulmates actually existed? Here they can. And within that context, even the “I want to keep you” felt like a cute and playful familiarity vs. how creepy it would feel to actually hear it from a stranger. Something that further contributed to that is that Matthew fantasized about seeing a woman in a bar, just somehow knowing they’re meant for each other and absolutely having to talk to her and that romantic in him makes the audio taste sweeter... 😌

Oh, I'm torn. Between the Matt at the party and the one at the apartment. I like my men confident, even with a touch of arrogance, charming, yet with a dark side to them. However, the way Matt gives the party animal turns me off. Even though I can't see a man acting out like that, if he had that attitude, I'd sharpen my nails and tongue and put the guy in his place. And don't even get me started on the "I want to keep you" .... but that's just my opinion, of course. No, so not to think that I would leave the party with him. But let's say I somehow got into the flat .... He would made me melt. The sexy talk always turns me on. The confidence. The mention of cuddling up in front of the fireplace. The consent checks. The playful teasing. Although I'd probably come to my senses every time he talks about things like love at first sight and how he's the ONE, all he'd need to do is nibble on my neck a little and I'd forget all about that nonsense. Instead, I would melt away when I hear his heavy breathing, the whispers. The way he talks to my private parts. I loved the idea of this little guardian of those parts. The promise to "her" to take care of me. The build up to climax, together, the holding afterwards, I'll even forgive the bagpipes reference .... Matt, maybe you are the ONE after all 🤣😘💜

cb

D., you are here. That counts! But I know that. I'm always late to the party too. But even if I'm only irregularly "live in the thick of it", I can really enjoy this space here even running behind. But when I read about your schedule, I'm torn between admiration and horror. Don't lose yourself and take time out! The greatest possible project success is of no use to you if you can no longer enjoy it. I completely agree with you that I detest the word cute, although for a different reason. I consider myself am anything but cute, and now at my age I don't really think the word is appropriate anymore anyway (except maybe in a teasing way). Some men, however, always manage to shoot themselves out of the running by calling me cute (pure unimaginativeness in my eyes). D. I’ll say it for ourselves ... we are gorgeous, sexy and stunning women... all together. 🥰♥️💜

cb

I won't have time for a proper review so I'm just leaving some thoughts here: • As a musician nothing got you kicked out of our little ensemble faster than mentioning bagpipes 😂 • "Geezer" 😂😂 • If you have an actual fireplace I'm moving in with you 😍 • Consent kink returns • "I promise to look after you. Your body, your mind, your heart" excuse me while I go cry 🥹 • Did you just compare me to bagpipes?! 🤣

Kateastrophy

Confession. I think I've eluded to this once previously but I'm often frustrated by the word "cute". I've gotten it my whole life. Particularly if I'm frustrated or mad because I tend to be what has been described as "too sweet" and so my mad is cute. Or it's somehow used as a backhanded compliment. Others are beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, and I'm... well you know.. I'm cute. I have to admit it was rather nice to feel like cute WAS the desired descriptor here. Also, forgive me. Anytime you do AMA recorded I'm too late to the party. My days have been 5am to 10pm between work, the pipe dream project which is no longer a dream but actually happening and demanding serious attention but not yet paying bills, and maybe unpacking one box! As you can see it's taken till Thursday to get to this! I'm here. Listening. Praying. Championing you. Just 10 steps behind trying to figure out how to cram in every beautiful thing to this life! 🤷‍♀️🫠😘💜🤗

D

I’m so sorry Matt. I was talking to my partner all lovey-dovey and I had to admit that they have nicer tits than you. 😭 But in all fairness, you have a nicer cock than them, so I guess it evens out? 😂

Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)

I love that you give me this experience while I'm at home, in my pajamas, and high af. Your audios are literally an agoraphobic pothead's dream cum true. You make my days brighter, Matt. 💜

Rhi

A Wednesday thought: https://www.instagram.com/p/CrgLZiyu5rl/

Ariel

Late to the party, as always! Ughh! What time does fun time usually start on Fridays? CST. Please bear with me, I'm still in the learning phase. Promise I'll get better soon 🙏🏻 XoXo Kat 😘 thank you! 😊

Kat

This is the mood

Kateastrophy

i'm at my wits end. i'm sick and tired of you and your charm 🙄🙄🙄

aleigh -`♡´-

Wow, what an asshole. Now do it again 😂 I don’t know what it is about the idea of a beautiful stranger stealing away from whatever I’m doing but fuck does it make every ounce of feminism leave my body. Maybe it’s the fantasy of someone out in the wild actually being attracted to me, maybe its mabelline 🤷🏻‍♀️ Either way your confidence thats bordering on arrogance, you being so sure you can pull me and make me go along with whatever schemes you have planned makes me weak 🥵🥵 Can’t wait to talk to you on Friday and see what you’ve been up to 🤗

Niamh

Me: ugh that would never happen to me Also me IRL: Fuck off! 🤣

Kateastrophy

So rude. I love it

Meg_just_Meg

there's nothing i love more than a strangers to lovers!! i've been waiting for this one 🫡💜 p.s.: 'catch you on friday' as in confirmation that you got your welcome home party invitation? i sure hope 😌

aleigh -`♡´-