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The Spam Nazi - A Life in Four Chapters (Premium E281)

A burned-out SUV deep in the Canadian wilderness. A charred body nobody can identify. Billions in lost Bitcoin. A trail of fake names leading nowhere. Brad Abrahams is back with the saga of an S-tier con artist, whose latest persona may be our own Liv Agar.

What if you took every kind of person we’ve covered on the QAA pod, melted them into a soup, and reconstituted them? You’d get Davis Wolfgang Hawke, a man who could’ve been anything, yet chose to be the villain. This is the story of a genius chess prodigy, Neo-Nazi  leader, penis-pill spam kingpin, & reclusive vegan rock climber: The Spam Nazi.

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Brad Abrahams:

https://x.com/LoveAndSaucers   //  https://www.instagram.com/bradwtf/  

Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com)

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QAA was known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.

SOURCES:

“The Rise + Fall of the Campus Nazi” and “Who Killed the Nazi on Campus?” By Erik Hedegaard for Rolling Stone, 1999 and 2021

“Spam Kings” by Brian McWilliams, O'Reilly Media, 2004

Multiple articles by Steven Chua for the Squamish Chief newspaper

Comments

Scared my coworker by making such a loud laugh when this dudes mom said he hoped someone killed him on the way to school what the fuck.

Brittney With An E

I want to take some Krav Maga, but then I'd have to hang out with people who take Krav Maga.

Jim

If ever I pursue my dream that I just made up of being a camp drag king, my name shall forever more be…Krav McGraw 🤠

JC

Everyone I’ve heard talk about Idaho in the last 10 years has essentially said “I’d absolutely love living in Idaho. Except the nazis and stuff”. Granted I live in Seattle so the whole lot just ooze wokeism for social acceptance and this is normal discourse for us

Shrilldozer

I’d give my dogs firstborn to read this man’s autobiography

Shrilldozer

This episode was great. Minor note: Wofford college is pronounced “Wah-ford” not “woah-ford” source: I’m native to the area and went to a school nearby. Unfortunately wofford was notorious at my campus for throwing parties where girls would get roofied. Like. A lot.

Kinlily

Melted Forrest Gump

pleather_britches

It’s so him for years my brain just glossed over it.

Mac-something

Hmmmm… this guy tried to make a change. A terrible person but he MAY have been a terrible person who could have done some good. Eh, what do I know? Great episode. Liv Agar

TatsuMaki

Big Abby Garbanzo 😆

ASL

Oh god Jake unlocked a memory by bringing up Rocket Dogs. I had a pair of their platform sneakers in the early 00s despite being one of the tallest kids in my class.

Sei B

Annie Bazongabeans and Krav McGraw ❤️

Meg

How many inches did the pills represent?

Robert Olivieri

Jake saying “Anne bazonga beans” has healed me 😂

Rachel McCarthy

Fuck this was so good. God bless you all for this art.

Benjamin Schaefer

Was just thinking that this guy is like the American Mishima when I realized Brad made the same connection with the title. Incredible

Carter Keeling

I think maybe the Patreon needs a "Jake's Therapy" tier.

Melissa Humbert

Classic Brad: tries to read about rockclimbing to have a way to connect to Liv—ends up burdened with deep knowledge from the deeper dish

pizzarollstonight

Liv Agar

Melissa Humbert

Just throwing this out there, I used to train in MMA and it’s a well known fact in the martial arts community that Krav Maga is a fake martial art and its practitioners shouldn’t be taken seriously at all

John Cromley

Krav magra the genocide martial arts

Ruth Kiszka

Liv is hilarious. Honk if you love White Pride.

Art Baril

his mom saying she hopes someone kills him was beast mode

jengatoads

I say this every brad episode but I love his laugh when julian's brain starts to get fried from the content

Jeremy

Krav McGraw

Eric Rodriguez

Wow.

John Brandkamp

Yeah it's pretty bleak, and can't imagine how something like doesn't mess with a person's sense of sanity, it would to me no doubt.

Overzealous Euthanasiast

It's episodes like this I really want at least like a photo book to scroll through alongside if not a video episode so I don't have to "do my own research" to discover the photos of this little Nazi freak in full military regalia

Tad Dolphay

The pure joy of Brad witnessing what he had wrought upon the other hosts was a pure dopamine hit for this entire episode it's someone who knows every twist and turn of a movie they're showing a friend watching them experience it with unbridled glee

Tad Dolphay

He was like a Tulpa conjured by all the QAA episodes. I incredible.

TodoMal

He's a great storyteller. His episodes have become one of the highlights of the pod.

Last Years Man

That's sad to hear. there's gotta be a story in there somewhere.

Last Years Man

This guy literally speed-ran the Internet.

Last Years Man

I love how Brad sounds like he’s suppressing a giggle at the end of each sentence. Like he can’t quite believe what he’s saying.

monkey

I think if you solve the block chain, and death, AIDS is an easy fix? I don't want to be too harsh to someone who was clearly not in their right mind, but it is such tech guy shit to think that since you are good at one specific field, you have the right kind of intelligence to solve all other problems

Grease Witherspoon

if he was resurrected, would his HIV still have progressed to late-stage AIDS?! 'cause then you'd just have five extremely dad-looking men accompanied by a pallid, sickly thin thirty-year-old kid with sunken eyes and a terrible cough who is disoriented as fuck by what everyone keeps telling him are "cellphones" and then the kicker: police? still very much committing racialised violence (and murder) oh and by the way... you'll never guess who the fucking president is

Em

If any members of the pod are reading this, have been looking a little more into that Tulsi Gabbard cult Science of Identity and it's history in Hawaii lately, due to various inexplicable issues, and am growing a tad increasingly suspicious there's some kind of CIA shenanigans going on somewhere around it, even if only as minimal as Butler being an informant. Hawaii has been already a historically high-interest place for US geopolitical emperialist interests so it certainly wouldn't be outside the realms of precedent. The reporting on this site (and linked pages within) has a lot going on, I think at least Julian would perhaps notice a few of the red flags popping up as they oft do: https://www.meanwhileinhawaii.org/home/butlersweb. ----------+----------- The main page the above link is one of multiple linked pages from: https://www.meanwhileinhawaii.org/home/archives/11-2024 -------+--------- (also how and who do I contact for missing merch purchases? The message option on this site doesn't appear to work, and I assume nobody reads DMs on bluesky anyway so haven't tried. Do I need to create a new twitter account or something? Also wanna ask a specific question to a specific member but as already mentioned am going on the assumption nobody reads their DMs, for understandable reasons of course, am really not wanting to be annoying or imposing, sorry lol!)

Overzealous Euthanasiast

I am 5'3 and my doc marten jadons make me feel like a gojira at the supermarket

Em

sis!!! go the flatform route!!!

Em

PAT REON PAT PAT

Em

PAP PILLON PAP PAP (TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE)

Em

I didn't realize Rockatansky was a pseudonym until just a few days ago when I went to the wikipedia page for Mad Max and nearly said "Oh OF COURSE you'd do that you little nerd" out loud

Ronin Fredricson

a Pomeranian?!

Will Dearborn

I've tried to get more info, but it sounds like everyone's been NDA-ed and that all of the details are simply too stupid to understand

Grease Witherspoon

I live in Idaho, the right wing here has gotten OUT OF HAND! Would you guys please do another episode on my State that used to be “too great for hate”

Seth Hoover

Had the same thought. Lol

Royce A Murray

Jake kept calling it "Krav McGraw" and now that's what I'm naming my next D&D character

pq

When Brad said KOF in the browser all I could think was "King of Fighters??" but instead it was nazis..

Sebastian Pickett

Oh and Julian can you please stop interrupting Jake’s Takes 😂

Sarah

Wait Jake what are these shoes? Lol Asking as a 4’10 woman. Also 5’9 is a *medium* king 👑

Sarah

What a wild story to hear.

Heather B

i thought calling him “every kind of guy we’ve ever covered on the podcast” would end up being an exaggeration but somehow it is totally accurate

Lola Fayokun

Cummander Boob Dickler, of the struggling aryan Antikümm brigades. Veteran mom disappointer.

SM21

and Brad Abrahams!

TheBigAristotle

incredible story, thanks to Steven Chua and the gang

TheBigAristotle

liv agar

ev

Liv ... Agar!

edie

Great episode!

Moira

amazing

Shivvy

Agar Liv?

Ben Dean

Wait he said he doesn't have time for hugs 😔 did he not read about the nazi experiment that tried to prove it as all nature and not nurture and the 5ish arean babies died just as fast as the other race babies. Turns out every one needs a hug

Bored at Work

I’ve just got to Jake’s monologue and I’m dying

Jonathan Umemura-Pound

A tiny bit of (very stupid context) on the Links icon being a tank on the Nazi web page... I regret to inform you that icon likely a pun, with it being a Nazi "Lynx" tank. So it does in fact very much follow the aryan theme.

A Sentient Katamari of Bad Life Decisions

The Brad episodes are always so weirdly joyful and still so poignant ❄️

Maura Harrison

Julian has such good timing. Especially when he asks Jake follow up questions to his funny statements. And really funny when Julian crashes out about anything

Andrew Mahalik

Liv Agar *reads description* Liv Agar?!

Viv

Talking of murder mysteries, one I came across recently is did you know Mark Ruffalo has a brother, Scott, who was shot and killed assassination style outside his home in Beverly Hills, broad daylight 2008, and the only ppl who witnessed came forward a week later to claim was self inflicted from "playing with it" while the police then claimed it was self inflicted from Russian roulette despite coroner being adamant it wasn't a possible angle for that, then one of the couple died by overdose years later who also happened to be the daughter of a wealthy Saudi businessman, and the remaining person, Brian Scofield, was an editor for Sound of Freedom? Also both their fingerprints were found over the gun. And it's still unsolved cause the police just shrugged their shoulders and were like "eh can't do anything more we guess, oh well nevermind!" Mark been a vocal human rights advocate including criticism of Israel also. Anyways have fun with not letting the imagination wander into conspiracy land with that lol ---+--- https://news.amomama.com/277059-bhpd-stated-that-mark-ruffalos-brother-t.html

Overzealous Euthanasiast

he's of the Victoria, Australia Rockatanskys

Em

lemme tell ya somethin'...

Em

Really nice break after the CPAC eps—those were great, but even listening to those was brutal. Hope yall are keeping sane making these, love your work

Time to Patreon

i spit my water at the arcteryx mention, it’s sooo true. my friend is a latino climber who gets sponsorships from many companies, acrteryk has NEVER agreed to sponsor his climbs

gioia

Jake could never be a no fapper, because bustin’ makes him feel good

Matt Alten

Haven't listened yet, but any time I learn about Vancouver area crypto freaks I think about my friend's former boss. He kept talking about resurrecting Eazy E and hiring NWA to play the company Christmas party. My friend thought he was joking, but he was actually in the midst of drug induced psychosis (and also massive fraud)

Grease Witherspoon

mama a Liv Agar behind you

tapwaterskeptic

I feel like 90% of my brain activity is spent on not synthesising the stories in QAA with the ones in Weird Little Guys, Behind The Bastards, This Machine Kills, TrueAnon and Last Podcast on the Left. Everything will one day converge and I will see the cosmic horror at the end of the universe and be driven completely insane.

Jacob King

I thought this was going to be about Elon given Twitter ads these days

Noblesse Oblahaj

40something Loser Guy SEO is KILLING me

Shivvy

What was cut from Jake's Krav Maga story, did it just jump ahead to talking about uniforms?

Xpensive Cardboard

Nice to hear a positive autoQ for a change

Noah

everyone owes you an “I’m sorry, boy”

Shivvy

Jake “Real name” Rockatansky

Shivvy

Brad and Molly Conger have such softly spoken voices for such dark subjects just thinking of them both being on same podcast episode together could be weapons grade ASMR

Overzealous Euthanasiast

Liv Agar

MC Laugh

Liv agar

Alex Anderson

Am I the only one busting for a Travis episode? Haven't listened to it yet, if it's a Travis episode I will soon find out.

stephen paranics

Julian?

Seth Hoover

Ayo just wanted to be the first one to say LIV AGAR. That's all.

ASL

The idea of having a red armband with the ghost busters logo on it had me cackling

HonestEd

I’m really looking forward to this one and I haven’t even heard it yet. The cpac moment Julien tortured us with was bleak

Amanda Gaye smith

Recovering from dental surgery the same day this episode dropped. I got a big bowl of ice cream and let’s just say I’m ready to get MELTED

Storky

Nice reference in that title.

nice meme


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