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Guys+ 12/6/2024

We are back to the traditional version of Guys+, we checked in with a pastafarian that was able to get his license pic with the colander, checked in with some nudists, the manly man company, a yelp guy casino review and a couple of long hedonism II reviews from tripadvisor

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sorry if you guys covered this, but there is in fact a guy that has been going to hedonism 2 longer than anyone and he is an old nasty fucker. his name is hedo rick and you can see him here https://youtu.be/YVtEX1J7tXQ?si=CE4ma6Uh1DJITioN

Dank Spilf

Gris what's the blind streamer's @? I gotta see this.

Tyler Pittman

I would feel silly ordering it but that jerky does sound pretty tasty

ckoehler31

Reference to the movie "Death Takes a Holiday"

JKL

21 year old pastafarian is next level grim

Eamon Mccormick

no not famously, "notoriously bi"

sydney💜

I’d like to add context that Brian having to walk 2 blocks in Nashville is legitimately dangerous almost everywhere in the city because there are VERY few sidewalks and a fuck ton of those super tall trucks

Corndog Millionaire

Am I still eligible for these fine rewards?

Parochial Nimrod

“Do you remember when the car was invented?” “No.” Dying

ND

Found a spot with Pappy near my apartment and am so tempted to try it, loved all the pappy talk today

Riley M

It’s funny because I lived in Chicago for 10 years and almost never dealt with lower wacker drive lol. He talks about it like it’s such a big part of the city but it’s kind of just one road in one part of downtown that’s not too hard to avoid completely.

R

Fun story about the ‘titty type’ shirt. When I was a kid, I went on a Boy Scout trip to the Virgin Islands. One of the other boys bought that shirt, and explained he bought it as a gift for his dad, because they liked to talk about boobs together. I always thought it was so strange. It’s a memory that sticks with me to this day because that shirt is so, so confronting in its raunchiness.

R

12 hours after leaving this comment my Kia Soul's engine has fuckin crapped out

ceeg

Accessibility is wild. My brother couldn’t find a men’s room with a changing station and we’re in NC so god forbid someone use a different restroom

Dylan Dutch

Same; it's the second time that's happened in two weeks (his fellow standup comic Anthony Jeselnik also casually mentioned he's bi in a recent interview).

Joshua J Austin

The pastafarian stuff cracked me up.

Nicholas Johnson

Did the new brace and Bryan come out? They all say uploaded Sept 20th

tristan

I didnt know Chris was bi, or even famously bi. I got the anti-Kia boys update on my ride and ive had no qualms with my Soul nice commuter car, can haul some stuff if u need to

ceeg

I do not fuck with that bitch Wayne

Layton ONeil

nice username but i think it's a rhinoceros dickrod [flute noises]

Matt Cain

Imagining Bryan trying to navigate Lower Wacker Drive has me rolling

Victor

“Insult a religious fanatic day?” More like “remove all subtext from this holiday day” am I right?

Parochial Nimrod

Describing jacking your peter as “Work Man Like” echoes in my mind

Mickey Flykick

Bryan has "heard of" using chicken cutlets to masturbate. Uh huh... Sounds likes he's had a bit of the ol' buh-gawk tuah in the past.

Jacob (In Dripping Letters)

“Join us for Binapple Week at Hedonism II, a much-anticipated addition to the BI-Week family, brought to you by Tom’s Trips & Bi-Events.com.” https://hedonism.com/event/binapple-week/

Beckett

Rise up

Kevin Farrelly

Jj crew

Jamie

Lockgang

Ohforsure

"Aw shit" -the janitor at the convention center

Tommy

I love when an episode begins with "ah shit". It's how I start most of my days.

Tom's Trips Official

“Ah shit” is the intro I come for

ZZA

Me: Excellent! A new Guys+! *Presses play* Bryan-"Aw shit." Me: hell yeah. This is going to be awesome.

Michael Coutts

"it is good to discriminate" -Chris

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