Guys+ 9/13/2024
Added 2024-09-13 12:00:11 +0000 UTC
Hey, itβs Friday the 13th and here is a new episode of Guys+! We opened just chatting about booze then we talk about nudists and whether or not I would get a boner. Then we took a look at some magic guys. Then we took a short detour to Zeroh land and ended up looking at some chive guys!!
We only did Zeroh for like 3 minutes so just hit the forward button if you canβt stand him to get to some very funny chive stuff
The Copperfield fountain of youth story lines up with when he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein π€
Daniel Moore
2024-10-31 13:42:37 +0000 UTC
I literally just called it and a Dersh-sounding man answered. I didn't do anything stupid I just hung up lol
Alex
2024-09-27 00:24:37 +0000 UTC
dw bryan i also have dysphoria from my penis
nu magik
2024-09-20 03:23:37 +0000 UTC
Bryan itβs outdated technique to calculate penis length based on piss time of flight, nowadays we record the sound of it hitting the water and do a Fourier transform to figure out the urethral diameter
Cube of Wooding Jr
2024-09-16 15:57:33 +0000 UTC
Love, David. Love.
Evelyn Schlick
2024-09-16 01:20:08 +0000 UTC
The alien is Not the pod cover photo lol
Betsy
2024-09-15 18:08:51 +0000 UTC
Bryan, Iβd also pop a boner
Domye
2024-09-14 21:40:19 +0000 UTC
guinness slander
CatWrangler
2024-09-14 20:00:55 +0000 UTC
Agreed. He has all the scoops.
max longtin
2024-09-14 13:35:50 +0000 UTC
Boys the episode art making me look like a gooner
Taz
2024-09-14 13:24:13 +0000 UTC
Damn, needed a warning for Zeroh
Jacob
2024-09-14 11:18:18 +0000 UTC
Copperfields alien looking hot asf
420_WEED_MANIAC_69
2024-09-14 04:54:44 +0000 UTC
Could use an entire Mike zero episode. Finally someone speaking truth.
Instantdumbass
2024-09-14 04:34:36 +0000 UTC
Caleb
sibir
2024-09-14 04:13:06 +0000 UTC
Ooh man, you know I was thinking about attending the show until I found out you are selling tickets to single guys⦠hard pass
Skullpoop
2024-09-14 02:50:32 +0000 UTC
zeroh has got to be the villain of guys at this point
Naomi
2024-09-14 00:13:55 +0000 UTC
Tangentially related to Bryan's yellow shirt story: my friend once escalated a similar situation into a physical altercation with a random guy on the street by yelling down from a rooftop "nice performance fleece! Was old navy having a sale???" to which this very drunk guy replied "ITS NOT EVEN MINE I BORROWED IT FROM A FRIEND!". Eventually blows were exchanged to the extent that I got caught in the crossfire and ended up punching this poor man in the face multiple times. βΉοΈ
GumnutOfficial
2024-09-13 23:15:37 +0000 UTC
What's the temperature in the room?
Matty C
2024-09-13 22:31:14 +0000 UTC
Uggh I hate Heart Attack Guys
Thomas Colantuono
2024-09-13 21:43:53 +0000 UTC
Just finished Cristof the Insulters book, Between Two Fires, and it was a thoughtful and beautiful story of forgiveness. It was even better considering I found his books from his nasty nasty insults.
Thomas Colantuono
2024-09-13 21:40:34 +0000 UTC
Getting horny being naked infront of people would be an exhibitionist kink, not nudist. :)
Ontario Guy
2024-09-13 19:51:52 +0000 UTC
Bryan flubbed by saying the cover of the episode would be David Copperfield's alien and instead it's a big titty chivette
Senpookie
2024-09-13 19:11:13 +0000 UTC
I love imagining teen Brian knock out gaming strangers and stealing car stereos and tvs with his friends like heβs in the foot clan from the 90s live action tmnt
Leroy Leroy Leroy
2024-09-13 19:04:34 +0000 UTC
That greaseman cameo from last week was a terrible influence. Got him talking about his own fetid fuselage exploits.
Brent Tardiff
2024-09-13 17:43:58 +0000 UTC
That was the ep that got me into PTR. Highly recommend it to everyone!
Jacob (In Dripping Letters)
2024-09-13 17:30:34 +0000 UTC
I had this exact thought when I was in highschool but pretty quickly realized it was impossible to do. It absolutely floored me hearing Brian describe a thought Iβd never told anyone before
Corndog Millionaire
2024-09-13 17:24:34 +0000 UTC
yeah I have it haha
Not Even a Show
2024-09-13 17:05:20 +0000 UTC
If Chris needs Alan Dershowitz's cell phone number, it's 617-319-9892. He posted it on X (formerly Twitter).
Tommy
2024-09-13 16:53:55 +0000 UTC
AhhWhoogaaa helloooo Brandy
LANCE UPPERCUT
2024-09-13 16:39:55 +0000 UTC
A semi-circle shaped trough with a 3m base and depth of 0.8m with a radius of 1m stands 2m off the ground. A man 180cm tall stands 0.5m from the trough to pee. It takes 5.0β’10^-3 seconds for his piss to hit the bottom of the trough with an initial velocity of 4m/s. How long is his penis?
Tom T
2024-09-13 16:31:56 +0000 UTC
1/5 star episode as I was listening someone around me had a heart attack and it really ruined it
Andrew Wertz
2024-09-13 16:19:40 +0000 UTC
Yeah lol they go very deep on copperfield but the main one is amazing
Andrew Wertz
2024-09-13 16:18:32 +0000 UTC
I heard Olive Juice growing up
sean e
2024-09-13 15:52:49 +0000 UTC
Bryan thinking other people are doing calculus in their heads to figure out his dick size. . . . Fucking insane.
burro
2024-09-13 15:49:36 +0000 UTC
petition to rename Friday "Guyday"
sulkyboy
2024-09-13 15:36:34 +0000 UTC
Moments like that underscore how Bryan possesses a unique and powerful brain.
Steve D
2024-09-13 15:03:41 +0000 UTC
"100% buttery, creamy goodness going down my throat"
Jake
2024-09-13 14:49:49 +0000 UTC
Bryan stop hornyposting
hamburglar
2024-09-13 14:47:20 +0000 UTC
Wow David Copperfieldβs alien is smoking hot
okimin
2024-09-13 14:39:46 +0000 UTC
As an old street fight listener, I can confirm that Hedo Bryan has steadily been taking over since Guys started
David Brown
2024-09-13 14:38:42 +0000 UTC
Podcast The Ride did a whole episode on the David Copperfield magic show, with a full dive into the alien backstory.
RvckMetal5Chic
2024-09-13 14:36:26 +0000 UTC
new shock jock name @20:32 Poppa Boner
Ethan Gray
2024-09-13 14:18:08 +0000 UTC
horny?
pillshere
2024-09-13 14:14:50 +0000 UTC
Bryan I think you might have adhd. When I was medicated Iβd set my alarm an hour before getting up take my pills and go back to sleep until they kicked in, now I just self medicate with caffeine
gavin curran
2024-09-13 14:08:59 +0000 UTC
"Dad are you in the mafia?"
Tony Soprano: "I'm not in a violence gang! I just hang out with a bunch of guys!"
safetyconesavior
2024-09-13 14:08:18 +0000 UTC
It's truly astonishing how someone can grasp the theory that you can calculate penis size by timing a pee stream but still not get that it's practically impossible to actually do.
pauzlyn
2024-09-13 13:50:11 +0000 UTC
Why only three minutes of Mike Zeroh? He tells it how it is about Disney and marvel being so woke
Steven
2024-09-13 13:38:21 +0000 UTC
Love how you have to warn everyone about Mike Zeroh now. How can somebody so charismaless be so annoying?
hot take time machine
2024-09-13 13:38:14 +0000 UTC
I HAVE to know if Bryan is constantly hitting snooze for an hour and a half. If so, he is most definitely not using his skills for being considerate π
Dylan Dutch
2024-09-13 13:37:09 +0000 UTC
No pop or hot beverages? Is Ghris a closet Mormon?
T
2024-09-13 13:17:23 +0000 UTC
Guinness is delicious. Yβall are nuts.
Null_null
2024-09-13 13:10:04 +0000 UTC
Iβm a simple chiver, I saw that thumbnail & had to hit the like button
Pierre
2024-09-13 12:20:07 +0000 UTC
This photo is making me look like a sex guy at work
Heathcliff
2024-09-13 12:09:29 +0000 UTC
Keep calm and guys+ on
Dan Gilbert
2024-09-13 12:04:56 +0000 UTC
Mike Zeroh public enemy number one
Mickey Flykick
2024-09-13 12:01:36 +0000 UTC