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Soren Narnia
Soren Narnia

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P.S. The final audio versions of the stories from the Knifepoint Horror Discord Channel's 2024 writing contest ("A Fan Trilogy of Horror") have been posted here, and the PDF of the works is here.

1 - ⁠'glimpse' by Nick Marshall, narrated by Soren Narnia

2 - '⁠favor' by Clayton Meadows, narrated by Sarah Anderson (starts at 32:00)

3 - ⁠'traces' by Leith Ramage, narrated by Ryan Fahey (starts at 70:30)

P.P.S. Completely unrelated to, well, pretty much anything:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cELA_z6oHfU

coming in March

Comments

The sun is shining here, spring vibes are resonating, and a new Knifepoint Horror is coming. Glory be.

Lori K.

The art is most often the original works of S. Patrick Brown, with some contributions from others and my occasional meddling so as not to overload his mind and his life….

Soren Narnia

How about the images for the stories (like the wrench). Just stock? The rough look works for the KPH style.

Mike M.

I made a sticker of it and stuck it in my car a few years back. A tribute to KPH.

Jfer

That little scowling beast can be seen if you look closely at Hieronymous Bosch’s painting 'Garden of Earthly Delights'!

Soren Narnia

Random question, where does the cover art for knifepoint horror come from? I think if it ever changed it would throw me completely off but I’ve always wondered where it came from. You’re the best Soren!

Michael A

Cool!

Soren Narnia

You should have Ethel Cain be a guest narrator for one of your stories, she’s a big fan of the podcast apparently

Victor Gray

These stories were amazing! I gasped a little at the end of favour 😱

Ripley McEachnie

It was Peter in the High School Boiler Room with the chainsaw.

Elliot Lem

favor 😱😱😱

paranewandrew

It was Tarpy in the Barn with the tarp.

Thorne Russell

Hey, Mrs. Peacock…why so blue?

Lori K.

Indeed!

Jeanette DeMain

Sadie Frost in the “House” with a broken vodka bottle

Lori K.

That would be some real horror ;)

Lori K.

That story was so sad and your narration was spot on! Really enjoyed it 👏

Lori K.

Haunting is a common problem with the chips in newer phones. A good solution is to download as many online casino apps as possible; the bells and dinging may drown out the voices.

Soren Narnia

I just rebooted my phone and it played a few seconds of audio of Soren saying "it's all coming from inside, all the windows are gone." I didn't have any audio apps open. Is my phone haunted?

paranewandrew

I now need a KPH-themed Clue game. “It was Wanda Windows in the Cannery with the metal sword.”

Elliot Lem

Agreed.

Soren Narnia

I feel the lack of googly eyes on the wrench was a real missed opportunity here!

Mike M.

The font choice is what really gets me for some reason.

Emily T

I feel the same way. Thank you, Soren, for the opportunity to contribute to the community and for inspiring us to flex our theatrical muscles (atrophied in my case).

Ryan Fahey

Well done, say I!

Soren Narnia

Thanks for sharing the Fan Trilogy Soren. I am proud to say I'm the second narrator on the series and am so jazzed to be featured alongside you in this small way. Trying to mimic your narration style and cadence is, well... let's just say, your talent speaks for itself. I am such a huge KPH fan, it was an honor.

Dorsett

I stand corrected. If only we could all have Soren Narnia narrate our lives! :-)

Jeanette DeMain

What is this “rehearsing” you speak of? :)

Soren Narnia

Very enjoyable trilogy. And although I will never criticize anyone else's efforts, I have to say that you are really a superb narrator, the master of the meaningful pause. How much time do you spend rehearsing before you record?

Jeanette DeMain

Clocked her with the spanner

Thorne Russell

I will certainly utilize “PORCR” in all my newest employment opportunities! Thank you Whole Foods Market ®!

Thorne Russell

My understanding is that stories involving a plumber often go in a … different direction.

Ryan Fahey

Or plumbing related horror… shudder

Jfer

Based on the picture I assume this episode will be an homage to Col. Mustard killing Mrs Peacock in the Conservatory with the Wrench.

Elliot Lem


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