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A Quick Quintet of Terror

Three stories adapted from the YouTube shorts 'Server Unknown', 'Sleeperette', and 'The Jarprechaun', plus two new originals, and just a smidgen more.

Intro music by Emma Fradd of the Sibling Horror Podcast. "Hallowed World" by E J R M, all rights reserved.

Prologue: Purcell the Creator, Part 1 (00:02)

1. novelty (00:37)

2. screen-share (9:27)

3. sleeperette (26:09)

4. jarprechaun (46:35)

5. tempt (1:09:18)

Epilogue: Purcell the Creator, Part 2 (1:27:21)

Released everywhere else next week.

 photo by Diana Siedel

A Quick Quintet of Terror

Comments

Aw that’s a fascinating idea that I hadn’t considered! Or, like, a pony in a field but it’s a Vigo the Carpathian pony that is haunted and alive and simply drives a person mad. Like Pickman’s Model vibe maybe. It’s just a great device to work the imagination, loved the story and thanks for responding!

Josh

I recall that as I was writing the story, for a moment I imagined the photo was of nothing more than a pony in a field--but there was something about the nature of the type of person who would intentionally seek out the most disturbing picture in the world that morphed the image inside their minds into something that sought out their deepest fears and brought them raging upwards into their consciousness...

Soren Narnia

I loved these stories! And was particularly intrigued by the screen-sharing one. Like, what could the image be? That has such a strong impact on folks? Is it an image of the depths of a hopeless hellscape? Is it human bodies just all mangled up? That doesn’t seem like it would be enough to cause what happened. This is an old post so not sure if anyone will see this, but what are we thinking the picture was of?!

Josh

Thanks. I've been around a long time so I'm sure I listened to it but my memory's been around a long time too and I'm sure I've forgotten it. I'll give it a re-listen. Maybe. He's so creepy...

Jill E Merrill

Admittedly, I would love to watch a skit entitled “Whatcha doin’?” I laughed just thinking about tapping on random peoples windows and shouting that. Thank you for these Soren. They are real treasures.

Kayley Grissom

Thank you

Sean Herlihy

Loved all of these. I'd really like to see (hear?) a more expanded world of the guy in sleeperette. I also got a laugh out of the guy looking up facts about the jarprechaun on National Geographic (also the callback to 'colony,' one of my favorite stories!).

Tanya S.

I had to go watch Sleeperette and Server Unknown after this…

David

Really loved this one! I always like these short story anthologies so this was a treat to listen to this month.

Audrey Riddell

Might want to check out “excursion” from 8/7/2020…

K. Lem

Bucket list. Or not.

Lori K.

I have not!

Soren Narnia

Thank you for the nod to “The Hammer” as the hometown of poor doomed Ms Finch! Have you been?

Lori K.

Bravo 🙌 Your quintet inspires. (Seems Mozart & Bizet have company 😉)

buddhapugz

Nice drop! Thanks Soren!

Daniel Greene

I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said. I love the small ties to other stories especially ones like this where we got a full background of the baker’s origins. Now if we could get a more in depth story about the meanderings of our dear confidant, father hall!

Daniel Greene

It’s nice to see that when some villains are unceremoniously exited from the playoffs, they dust themselves off and begin baking for next year’s tournament.

Ryan Fahey

I think it’s ceruse; has that whole Elizabeth the 1st ginger thing going on

Lori K.

Now available over the counter under the brand name Zingoflerm

Soren Narnia

"So it’s only been a month but we’re connecting in a way that makes me feel really seen. You know? It's like you understand parts of me I didn't even know existed. I usually run away from vulnerability, but with you it feels so natural. Have you tried lagoon?”

Jason Treit

Just awesome, second listen inbound! Thank you for these 👍🏼

Lee Wilkins

Whoa- The Baker’s backstory!!! I love it.

K. Lem

I remember that one!

Soren Narnia

Wife coming home to husband and jarprechaun https://images.app.goo.gl/9GB2k841uqU53jn56

Thomas Schryver

Loved it, I have listened to it twice already

Jennifer Gatlin

It’s a pretty insular community; they definitely all know each other.

Soren Narnia

For a second I thought screen-share was getting “inside-baseball” on the brokerage mentioned way back in photographs

Cole B

So frightening and funny and enjoyable. Thank you for these! Re: jarprechaun, the alternative, final sentence that immediately came to my less sophisticated mind: “***k that ***t.” But I prefer your style! Thanks, again…

Scott Lloyd

That lady baker, she gets around. I'll keep my eye out for her here, in Southern Oregon. °○°

Hilde Marciniak

Yes indeed, that’s the Baker….

Soren Narnia

Yeah, that’s essentially the “sleeperette” video… and yes, the way-too-subtle implication is that the blind psychic “sees” things (“not helpless, not at all”), but after a couple of previous sentences illuminating this were cut for time, maybe that phrasing is just a wee bit too ambitious…

Soren Narnia

What the…? 😜

Soren Narnia

Oh my gosh the jarprechaun is both hilarious and actually really really terrifying to me. Just hearing where it was gave me horrible chills but oh my gosh the conversation they have is hilarious and the way it talks reminds me of Nathan Fielder

Kiri

Favorite new episode in months — great job!

Jonathan Goldstein

Wow! Perfect end to my day! Thank you!

Firelink Shrine

The image https://images.app.goo.gl/ssmf7PfvSpimd6X36

Jeffrey Young

Guess maybe you changed your mind about the airport section during your flight...

Jill E Merrill

Question 2. The baker was the same baker from "the crack," right? I love that story. I must have listened to itl twenty times or more. Not sure why, but I find it very calming when I'm anxious. What can I say? I'm weird. Anyhow thanks so much for this collection. Took my mind completely off the pain of badly bruised ribs gotten while almost falling out my kitchen window while cutting some encroaching vines. If the vines were sentient it might have made a good story...

Jill E Merrill

I loved these. Really cool combination of stories. A couple of questions. 1 . Was that story really the text of the silent (except for ambient sounds) video of "sleeperette"? I have to watch it again. I loved it but never quite understood it. The only part of the story I didn't understand was how some hangers could be there last thing a blind man ever saw? Sorry if I missed your already answering this. Guess he saw it psychically?

Jill E Merrill

"Five by five" 😘 Faith, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

buddhapugz

Andronicus Super Cat and the Boys!!!

Thorne Russell

Well that definitely made the ride home easier! Great to watch the accompanying videos too. Nice to see you experimenting with flash fiction. “It learned to eat!” But is it allergic to shellfish?

Mike M.

Multi story posts are like Christmas every time

Noelle

Yaaahhh perfect to listen to in a lonely hotel room in spain at 00.30...

Lee Wilkins

Real house, real trees, I’m real, you’re not!

Soren Narnia

Holy shenanigans, that artwork! Is that a real house? Are those real trees? Are you real? Am I real? I need more pizza.

Christopher Helton

A case of delay of gratification for me. Could listen now while I'm packing but nope going to wait until lights down trolley gone seatbelt sign on and a lovely way to pass a 3 hour flight. Tanx Soren the timing couldn't be better.

Volt Ninebanger

It’s a gloomy eerily misty post-Ernesto day here. Perfect timing. Thank you, Soren.

Lori K.

Fantastic, just what I needed for my commute home later! Many thanks!!!

Mike M.

Always look forward to these notifications 📢 🤩 …new nightmare fuel ! Woot!

Cameron Ulam

Literally just finished the Three for Halloween from a few years back. Incredible timing

Chad Talboom

Babe wake up, new nightmare fuel just dropped!

Michael B. Jordan B. Peterson

Now just need to wait for the sun to set!

Charles Pickering


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