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THE SCALE

THE SCALE is one of the most momentous events in paywalled podcast history. What is THE SCALE? One must listen to find out.

Comments

Never underestimate how dumb Americans are.

Adam Bevill

I did feel that way at first when I was like okay are they done playing the music now? But then as it kept going it got funnier and funnier and I was happy it was there! 😆

Rachel Webster

Had to turn it off when he mention the cat hair on the scale 🤢

Dave McM

I feel like Mitch has gotten much wittier this past year or so. Also, I can't believe this episode isn't about weighing your fat asses you cowards.

Kyle Beaudette

Lol.. a pound cake is called that because it takes a pound of butter to make a regular load size cake. Not that it weighs a pound. 🤣🤣

Jennifer Fox

I really hope they are serious about tuber talk.

Sir Loin III

Need more

Max Hernandez

Time to find a better use of my 5 bucks?

Joel Longsdorf

Subscribed to the Patreon for the sole purpose of listening to this episode. Did not disappoint.

Tim Mak

i think Mitch’s joke about JK Rowling revealing that the weird jellybeans from Harry Potter actually are meant to be pro-Israel is one of his all-time bests

Jacob Prante

Great episode! I would love a Scale and Fry Counting crossover. Weigh the fries as they are counted!

Sam Hudson

Did the cat hair throw off the scale by chance?

WereinKeller

Lol started strong and only got stronger. A+

Zane

This was a perfect episode please do more

Michael Jonathan Smith

You can't blame Yusong for this one.

Arman

Wow

Lucas Verwolf

Hundo Marx is my favorite of the brothers

Jon Rohlf

Whats the Patreon refund policy?

Jon Hamm’s Hog

Wow

ClownPenis.fart

We’ve been listening to their slow descent into madness for many years now. I see the pandemic as a catalyst to really push them over the edge, and I couldn’t be happier to listen along.

Joe

The scale robot is a direct rip off of Stangerbot from the Action Boyz. If at all possible, I’d like my $5 doughboys subscription this month to be mailed down to the Boyz in Val Verde.

Joe

Love it!

Robert Saunders

I will try again since I’m a die hard :0

Brendan Livingston

Mitch had (almost) perfectly consistent bites, but we didn’t find out which was the Spoonman’s Bite of the Night ™️!

Shawn Lyons

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

John Atherton

Nick getting angry about kilometers is my spirit animal 😂😂😂

Jason Ciraolo

It was fun to laugh while extremely mad

Hooray Lars!

This is the most Susser idea I’ve ever heard of.

Brenna Johnston-Kosher

Side bar, do Americans not know a litre weighs more than a pound!? ... WHAT?? 😂

Graham Wetmore

I was going to sleep with this episode on and belly-laughed so hard when it was revealed they were weighing burgers that it hurt

John Sokolis Jr.

This is equally one of the funniest and also one of the most absolutely stupid podcasts ever recorded 😂

Graham Wetmore

I’ve weighted my whole life for this

Danh Nguyen

NEW Drinking game: every utterance of "for science"

Jeffrey Loh

The streets still want the celebrity hog talk pod.

Douglas “Scoop” Reinhardt

Emma rocks.

Douglas “Scoop” Reinhardt

I came for the science. I stayed for the science.

ElegantWeapon

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard and I love it.

JAMES T MCLAUGHLIN

I’m totally blown away by how little they understand weights and measurements. I’m also laughing my ass off thinking about Mitch speaking in that voice with Emma and Nick not hearing the millionaire music

Bing Bong

It is the Who wants to be a Millionaire music loop in th e background, right?

Jeffrey Loh

This episode makes me worried for nick and mitch's mental well-being.

Samantha

<3

Patrick Hillman

I’m not sure if this qualifies as content

Jason Cryer

Really digging Emma's "Diet Pepsi vs. Pepsi" match-up. Now I'm gonna have to conduct a home experiment.

Katielynn

I can’t listen it’s unlistenable, it’s a 40 second loop for 1 hour I had to fast forward to see if it stopped .

Brendan Livingston

I actually feel the complete opposite & almost commented on how much I loved the millionaire music

Jordan Bushert

This episode is WOW!

Emily H Nahmanson

Don't listen to Brendan Livingston. He's beyond annoying. The millionaire music is great

Cody Sandfoss

Now this is the content I crave! WOW!!!

Havo

If this patreon wasn't already my favorite thing to spend five buck on every month, it most surely is now.

MS Paint Trash

Riveting

Cole Mapstone

Wow

Ryan

Dude the millionaire music is beyond annoying, unlistenable.

Brendan Livingston

im taking a dollar out of the tip jar.

david brecher

Weigh Nick's scrotum before and after he gives himself dome.

Matt Martin

Jesus Christ

Victor Jensen

wow

Banjo Pussywhistle

ashoshiashion wish comishoner shusher

Jordan B. Anderson

SPOILER ALERT: IT'S A SCALE

Jordan Bushert


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