Update 07/19 - Norfolk Wizard Game Chapter 3 Audio Release!
Added 2025-07-19 10:43:32 +0000 UTCWell well well, it's me again, Well.
I mean Earndil.
I've got the honor of resuming the updates now that things have equalized over here once more!
i came back from Sweden and the UK, and times were indeed had, Alfa was sick with child disease and all he could afford to feed me with was Billy's Pizza and Gorby Pirog, of which the pizza was best.
But what about the updates?
You'll find out.
Boilerplate response here about how progress is measured, slow, and effective, especially since returning (I'm very important apparently, I don't get it).
Since returning and working diligently with the team on various fronts, I have things to report!
Hunter: The Parenting?!
we have almost completely finished the storyboards for Chapter 6 (pending work from everyone's favorite cockpuncher3)! Wow, quite a turnaround on that one, very exciting, and super cool, we can now push all the artists into the panelling mines to begin panelling so we can animate! Also, we have finalized the script for TWO upcoming Audiodramas, and art is well underway for the next one, in addition to voicework! WE PROCEED AT A QUICKER PACE, AUDIO EDITING WILL BEGIN SOON, AND THEN WE SHALL SLAP SKIN ON THE AUDIO AND IT'LL BE A BOUNCING BABBEN BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But in all seriousness, we're making great strides now that our turmoil of script hell is nearing its end.
What about the NORFOLK WIZARD GAME!?!?!?!?
WELL.
It would be out by now!
If it weren't for!
SURPRISE
SURPRISE
Crashes.
After Effects is currently crashing over and over and over and over trying to get the visuals rendered and it is torture.
So, we're just gonna throw the audio HERE,
RIGHT NOW,
FOR YOU TO PERUSE.
It is available to download attached to this post or to listen to directly here on Patreon, we hope you enjoy it!
What about RADS TO RICHES!?!?!?!?! SAID APPROXIMATELY FOUR PEOPLE!?!?!?!
As it's on me to work on that, and we've been experiencing delays due to being overseas, and then a player taking a trip to New York to find "Real Work" or something, pffft, who knows about "Work" I mean GOD Hulky-
We've taken a minor hiatus on that, but will be resuming running and recording the games next Friday, the 18th.
What about BLESSED!?!?!?!?!?!?
We KILLED that guy! Everyone cheer, you no longer have to endure the evil!
What about BLESSED!?!?!?!?!?!?
We RESURRECTED that guy! Business as usual, everyone.
Aside from all this, we're still hard at work, and watching that "Released 3 months ago" tag on the Plane Policework audiodrama steadily increment months is INCREDIBLY HAUNTING ALFABUSA PLEASE HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!
That's all I've got for you today.
We hope you have a poppeng rest of your day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Earndil
Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments
You seem chill, let's shotgun the Evil Lovecraftian Gatorade
Femboy Neko Maid Sebastian LaCroix
2025-09-01 03:21:39 +0000 UTCI still maintain that the animations are overkill because the audio engineering & writing is what really sells me on NWG. That said, goddamn was that some sexy overkill. Well fucking done. The "roll for insurance" bit is so much better with animations, and the cliffhanger is so much more INFURIATINGLY ENTICING when we can see the guy. I look forward to the next episode as a Valentine's Day gift
Kyle E Johnson
2025-07-29 14:18:46 +0000 UTCThis fucking rules
Fluffer
2025-07-27 09:02:53 +0000 UTC