Update 3/24 - Hjalmar Moment

Hello Everyone, it's your favorite stand-in Patreon update writer and chastiser of debilitated Alfabusas, Earndil, back again with another bi-weekly update (Ever notice how Bi-weekly can mean either twice a week, or once every two weeks, with no real differentiation between the two? Fascinating stuff......)

That's right folks, Blessed is not here to inflict his buboes upon you this time... 

This time. 

He may come back if I fail to write this up for whatever reason, so that's a good thing to do, since I will be taking over writing this to allow Alfa time to work (and by that I mean getting sick because Hjalmar got him sick) instead of writing up the updates.

Speaking of! 

Not much new to report on the front of the next episode of Half Life: Zero Viscosity, other than we are again proceeding at pace. Karl and Alfa are busting their asses to give us some really fantastic work that lines up with the cool storyboarding provided to us by a man literally called cockpuncher3.

Garrot, Iro, Rubi, and everyone else have been really digging into panel and character art and churning out some fabulous looking material, and we have, as likely previously stated, got all the audio together and are preparing to line it up as soon as we get the rest of the panels cobbled together. 

In the vein of things in the Half Life universe, I am pleased to hint at something in the works, more akin to a short than full episode of course, but one that will be a bit more of an experiment from us.
We're still in the scriptwriting phase on that one though, so don't expect it too soon! But everyone who has laid eyes on it has indicated it will be fun, so we hope you have fun observing it.

Hopping off of the Half Life wagon, and tumbling into the adjacent World of Darkness cart, Speaker's upcoming liveplay is also underway!

He has been busy prepping to get this all together, and get us in for our "Prologues" so you can be more introduced to our characters.

Regrettably, Zoran, who you might be familiar with as the voice for Russ in TTS as well as the main man behind Narrative Declarations works including Rogrind and Warhams, has had to drop out amid just having entirely too much on his plate for this to be a reasonable diversion for him, and in his place we potentially have someone new sliding in... 

But Speaker insists I not reveal who that is under threat of him reading more esoteric WoD lore at me, so I must abide.
But, believe us, the choice is a cool one.

Speaking of Speaker, he is also plotting out another Video Essay thing on the world of World of Darkness!

This one in particular will be focused more precisely on Vampire... but this, much like a lot of our other side dalliances with different content, is a bit further down the road while we produce ZV EP 2, so yeah.

But still, if you wanted yet more of Speaker assaulting you with his vast repetoire of WoD understanding, this will likely be your best chance before he literally comes to your house and beats you with his mint condition copy of Demon: The Fallen.

That will be the other best time to be assaulted by him.

We don't have anything else of particular note at this time, but keep your eyes posted here for any future updates, STARRING ME-

SAXTON HALE.

Hope you all have a great week, and a poppeng rest of your day!

-Earndil

Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!