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Update 11/04 - The latest juicy newsy starring Earndil

Good Now, everyone.

It’s me Earndil, lead writer man, taking over writing this particular update because everyone else is either very asleep, or very Hjalmar Parent at the moment.

Sorry that it took far longer than usual for this one to get out, work has been big on all other fronts and it was unintentionally pushed back.

Nevertheless!

So, how about that Zero Viscosity huh?

We have been trawling the comments both on Youtube, and any other spheres in which we receive information, and have been elated to see the positivity that you’ve all been giving us!

It definitely is a rather bold shift for us, our end result is quite unlike anything we’ve produced before, and if I’m going to be totally honest we were all pretty nervous about how it would be received.

Mercifully, you guys have been nothing but kind for the most part, and for that we appreciate you deeply.

Ultimately it was as much a thing for you guys to enjoy as it was a test for ourselves, with us trying new animation techniques, and further streamlining our video-making process.

Now, some have been asking what the plan is for H:TP now that we’re focusing on our Half Life thing.

We have discussed at length in the past about what our plans are, and they remain exactly the same as before, our focus on animated content is going to be with Zero Viscosity for a while, whereas Hunter: the Parenting will continue with its secondary storylines in the form of audio-logs in the meantime.

We are by no means done with H:TP, not for a good long while, so keep your eyes and ears peeled to receive further things from there!

We never intended on staying just with the World of Darkness setting after our transition, so this is our first foray into another setting, an attempt to expand into doing more diverse content with the channel.

The thing about doing this kind of work is that you want to try and ensure burnout does not happen quickly, it will eventually happen regardless of your efforts, but we have so far kept it totally at bay through your support as well as through the variety of things we’ve produced.

Hopefully we can continue this into the future as well, but for now that’s a distant dream, and we are better suited for the now.

Rest assured though, H:TP will continue.

Onto H:TP itself, we are confident in the quality of Audiolog that we have been preparing for your enjoyment.

Frankly we’re pleasantly surprised that people seem to enjoy them as much as they do, statistically the previous attempts of ours at more “Podcast-Friendly” or “Podcast-Oriented” things tended to be well received, but not remotely as well as our mainline work.

This has changed!

Quite significantly, as a matter of fact, when it comes to our new works, and we’re super thrilled to see it.

We fully intend to keep up the quality of our work going forward, maybe even integrating more quality components as we go, we’ll see!

Other things to look out for in the future, Speaker has been hard at work writing a big, intricate, and decidedly Speaker-esque Video Essay on, what else, The World of Darkness.

Having gone over it myself, and knowing Speaker, it’s gonna be a wild ride, and it’ll be a pretty good primer for the setting and game itself, so prepare yourselves.

We haven’t got a concrete finish date on it as of writing (Not so beholden are we, to the concept of a deadline), but we’re hoping at least to have it out before the end of the year. It’s gonna be you guys, and Speaker in a 1 v ~200k Cage Match… and he’s gonna have the chair.

Finally, we will be preparing and releasing an Update Video, yes a full and proper one, about the current status of our productions, Ogre Poppenang, and how the world is affecting us all, in due time.

I again cannot provide a release date for it, but the goal with it is to hopefully be more transparent with the Youtube audiences that may not be so inclined or keen to visit the Patreon for all their news, or are members on YouTube.

Frankly we’re wanting to get this done now because it should’ve been done back in August to help build hype for ZV, and ideally pump up the numbers, as well as support here, but that just didn’t happen.

Because Alfabusa is FAIL.

FAIL!

BEAT HIM WITH SOAP!

ATTACK! KILL!

Other than that, we’re hoping you all are enjoying Zero Viscosity, and stick around to see more from us!

Take care, and have a Poppeng rest of your day.

-Earndil

Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Update 11/04 - The latest juicy newsy starring Earndil

Comments

Yeah! I'm poor as #### too, but the chuckles provided will provide me with warmth during blackouts I hope.

a shitty patreon

Hope you stay warm mr funny alfa man.

Collin Arter

I never watched the TTS videos, but a friend got me in on HTP since I've had an interest in World of Darkness since Vampire: the Masquerade. I love these videos, and to see you come out with Half-Life content, a personal favorite of mine for 15+ years now, firmly cemented me as a fan. Please, take my pittance for your excellent work!

Alex Pryor

Apologies for taking so long to sign up since you guys deserve it so much! Can't wait to see all of your projects, especially H:tP's next arc. Big D and the Great and Mighty Kevin are fantastic and a treasure trove of ridiculous quotes lol!

Kelly Pulse

Here for the update, I luv the content but didnt even think of a patreon. Now that ive fixed that... sell me some merch. Thx 💜

Here from the YouTube channel update, tbh good idea most people just never think to check patreons but this is one of the few channels that really fucking DESERVE the support

been a fan of you guys back lest see...i think when the emp's thrown inquisitors in the warp. anyway, I'm loving world of darkness sires and can't wait for the half-life episodes. love you guy! (p.s sorry that my im now giving you guys money i tend to have a tight wallet)

stiffy kitsune

Heyo! Take my money and spare my soul, god sirs.

Liam Hogan

I've been a fan for 8 years now since TTS and I've failed to properly monetarily appreciate everyone's work on it, until now. So hello and please don't grind up my legs into soup meat, thank you!

SemperShpee

Thank you so much for bringing the world so much enjoyment in these dark times. I love watching your animations multiple times to see little tidbits or whacky faces now and again that I might have missed. It's been a real treat!

Phionna

water pod-cast was terrifying and the best thing I have watched all day :D

IllogicalLogic

The audiologs, the Zero Viscosity vid, it's all been absolutely fantastic. I enjoy everything this team is putting out and shall vibrate supportively to help with moral.

Jack Ponder

Definitely sad H:TP is being made secondary, but glad it's not ended! HL0V's first video was really nice, the animation for it was glorious. I suppose I'm just happy Alfa still makes content at the end of the day, I can't wait till Marckus has to tell Kitten about his tavern brawl lol

MyNameIsBear

Sexy Earndil, thank you for updating us.

EnTropic

Should I start making like Aztecross and make videos with a very loud and enthusiastic “ANOTHA (2) WEEKS BOYS AND ANOTHER UPDATE”

Sal Monella

*Gently hands Alfabusa a soap of his choice.* Alfabusa is a good man who's being a father to his child and working to create entertainment for all of us. All of the staff are good people too. I would joke around... but I'm tired, had a BITCH of an August that's still left lingering marks, and want to give someone who's not me the equivalent of a hug, only in text form, and grateful for the funny, horrifying, funnily horrifying, and horrifyingly funny Half Life: Zero Viscosity. I look forward to more of both Hunter: The Parenting and Half Life: Zero Viscosity, and more. Thank you.

Hariman

Yes beat him with lemon and bergamot :) ZV made me feel like a kid watching Courage the Cowardly Dog again, I even dropped it on family out of context, they’ve never laughed at something so hard while being completely clueless. I’m honestly surprised there aren’t more views on the Tube, but I will keep faith such a violation of common sense will be but brief and passing, a poppeng day to you as well

JeanWorm

Yo, Bucket Head, thanks for update and all. Guys, you are keeping to one up your production by each release. HL:ZV is a treat of highest orda. I cannot wait to gobble up your next marvelous "creation". Leave stupid bard alone, I like him and his pipes. Anyway, thank all ya'll. KARL, where my rattling bog you grandma lover! (love the song with her, keep it up - both, gore and forest skeleton)

MorningCock

Keep up the quality writing and interesting animations and ideas, and I'll be around as long as my finances hold. I've never even played a Half-Life game (despite being the perfect age for it) and I find ZV extremely fun!

Trevor Bond

BEAT ALFABUSA WITH SOAP

Fluffer

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Have a poppeng day tooo !!!!

Wi-Gi

Your epic content, audio log or mainline, helps me get by daily and are always a delight to listen to! :) I look forward to seeing the future fruits of your labors! Ps, I am always thrilled to hear and see the crews variety of talents coming together in all these, from voice to video. Its incredible to witness!

Lodi

Curse you and your verbose verbage you voice of Reeb Van Horn and other sexy scientist-man types! You is of the good spinach shit according to Horse and we shall have more, regardless of the Hunter (shit parent simulator) or the Half Life lost down the sewer of piping death. So we shall be of the non-angry things to watch later

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