If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Episode 26 Part 1 Patreon Release!
Added 2018-05-02 10:22:56 +0000 UTCAy!
So, here it is, as promised; Part 1 of Episode 26.
YouTube Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBBSdCDwpDI
Dropbox Download for ultimate quality:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/185cm5eqhhh37xw/If%20the%20Emperor%20had%20a%20Text-to-Speech%20Device%20EP26%20Part%201.mp4?dl=0
As previously stated, I'm only doing this because I don't want you to have to wait any longer for content, and I'm hoping this will scratch that TTS itch as good as any standard episode, given you have a genuine liking for this little series.
I do not feel entirely comfortable releasing this on its own publically on YouTube as such a big change to the format would need a bit more planning and some bold, brash determination--both of which I sort of lack at this juncture.
But, I feel obliged to give you this, as you are actively keeping both the project and me on our feet, and you deserve to see the content you are helping create.
And, for the record, I am fully aware that there might be patrons here who will leak this link to people who aren't my patrons and, honestly, I'm fine with that.
My benefactors (you) decide who gets to see this, no matter if the person you're showing it to is my patron or not. I am telling you this so as to insist that this is not me trying to paywall content, merely that I am publishing this out of devotion to the people who have been aiding this project. As long as you see it, that's all that counts. If others happen to see it as well, I don't really mind. It's all about you though. You are all I care for. Love you. frien. xoxo
I suppose I would ask you not to publicly spread spoilers around though, I guess. If people care about TTS spoilers at all, I dunno. Let's settle on the safe side of that and say; just don't, I think it'd be kind of a dick-move!
If you guys don't find this plan to be completely morally bankrupt (which I really am hoping you won't but I'll stop if you do promise), I'll continue with it going into EP27 and forward as well, just so you'll get content more frequently. I'll be taking care of the phasing when doing this, don't worry. The episodes are just growing grand enough at this point where it's more or less a neccesity. In the end, I do think EP26 will reach 50 minutes in length, and so will the EP27 and EP28. I hope this reads as logical to you.
Oh, also, if you happen to find any faults in this video like visual glitches, incorrect subtitles or whatever else, you can report it directly to me here! While I've tried my best to iron it out, there might still be some garbage-water seeping through the cracks. I'll fix it before the final version of EP26 is finalized and make sure to credit you for helping out.
That's all for now.
I hope you enjoy, and thank you ever so much for your patience.
Have a good one, EMPEROR BLESS!!!
Comments
so faydor actully turned out to be the emporor shit what a twist brliant episode just a shame about the distinct lack of magnus and kittin
2018-06-22 00:06:19 +0000 UTC@Alfabusa, by the man emperor of mankind... Really though I don't know how to feel...
Meta Sol
2018-06-12 00:29:42 +0000 UTCI want to see the full record of the game.
Meta Sol
2018-06-12 00:28:16 +0000 UTCThe Emperor is almost certainty an perpetual. The issue is that his soul was literally torn apart by FUCKING HORUS! Meaning that he has to piece himself back together. His body is perpetual, but his soul is shattered. The Star Child is the Emperor's compassion, which he had to cast away to kill his most beloved son. The Star Child is the Emperor's humanity and he needs that to rebuild himself. Nothing short of all 4 chaos gods working together could actually kill the Emperor, but that is exactly what Horus was.
Gregor
2018-05-19 05:50:43 +0000 UTCoh ok, Thanks!
2018-05-19 00:54:21 +0000 UTC<a href="http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Star_Child" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Star_Child</a> Here you go!
Alfabusa
2018-05-18 11:50:57 +0000 UTCam confuse who is star child? alfabusa pls
2018-05-17 06:13:53 +0000 UTCNOOOOOOOOOOO Adrielle!!!!
2018-05-10 12:36:09 +0000 UTCPodcasts are 90 minutes of dialogue and sound effects, all of which requires editing. Don't count on it happening anytime soon while they're already busy working on part 2 of a 50 minute long installment of the video series.
2018-05-09 16:43:04 +0000 UTCI would imagine the show editing is an entirely different beast from the podcast which is just voice acting. So I do not see them affecting one and other very much. The reason the show takes the time it does is the editing.
Codeine Radick
2018-05-08 11:06:00 +0000 UTCThat was magnificent.
2018-05-08 04:49:38 +0000 UTCSlightly curious if well be getting another podcast anytime soon or will you be focusing on Part 2 before the next audio show?
l3loodKnight
2018-05-08 02:02:31 +0000 UTCThe like the game screen ending, was a nice touch
l3loodKnight
2018-05-08 01:56:59 +0000 UTCI joined on Patreon cause I solely wanted to support Alfabusa and I didn’t know that patrons got the episodes earlier than everyone else. I’ve been a fan since I stumbled on episode 5 mind you so I’ve loved this for a while. But when I finally got set up on here and pledged, I saw episode 26 was out and I yelled “THIS IS MAKING ME HARDER THAN TERMINATOR ARMOR!!!” I was just so fucking hyped. Alfa, take as long as you want making these. I know it’ll be worth it in the end.
2018-05-07 16:33:13 +0000 UTCQuist is dead? That's sad. She was my favourite genestealer obsessive. But I guess the heretical inquisition had to go now that the actual Emperor is among them. Christ. Emperor in physical form? All I keep thinking is 'I bet the Emperors hate each other when they finally meet'.
David Rodoy
2018-05-06 18:32:54 +0000 UTCWhat damns me "Nick the Taco" is that the Emperor may be a perpetual. However the golden throne is keeping him from truly dying. Ergo the Mechanicus is keeping him from being reborn by having him in a state of undeath. Ain't life grand?
MaceCraze - Tempest of the Imperial Fists
2018-05-05 17:58:45 +0000 UTCDear Emperor, As you may or may not know, your son Vulkan is a Perpetual. Meaning he can suffer and injury and recover from it, even death. Have you given any thought to, you know, maybe killing yourself to see if you come back to your full glorious form? After all, your son must have gotten it from somewhere right?
2018-05-04 18:29:45 +0000 UTCI’m currently aimimg to finish it within the next two months but it does entirely depend on a lot of factors. PRAY TO THE EMPEROR FOR MY SPEED
Alfabusa
2018-05-04 18:26:31 +0000 UTCSo, at the risk of sounding like an ungrateful turd...how long till part 2?
2018-05-04 18:23:37 +0000 UTCBrilliant.
2018-05-04 16:24:34 +0000 UTCYep, definitely see why that one took a while. Piss funny as always, and well worth the wait. Well done Alfabusa! Also LOVED to see Skarbrand again!
Pauly48
2018-05-04 09:17:49 +0000 UTCIs is awesome thank you
2018-05-04 01:39:35 +0000 UTCThis new format is good IMO, especially if it makes things easier to the creators. Good work you all. And I really need in my life that piece of music during the scene with Celestine, Dominique and Starperor.
Crow-4
2018-05-03 19:14:16 +0000 UTCMere humans created that movie. Alfabusa HAS TRANSCENDED
GUYFUN
2018-05-03 18:15:09 +0000 UTCNot the Jeansstealer inquisitor. Alpha plz. 9.9/10 no Necrons.
Hori
2018-05-03 16:39:18 +0000 UTCNow that I watched this video several times, and downloading it to my computer because this needs to be seen in the best quality, any news when part two will come out?
Tish
2018-05-03 14:38:00 +0000 UTCThis is glorious!!!! The ending OMG. Bruva could you please share/upload the ending music? Specifically the music box at the end before Leman say Father?. LOVE IT!
2018-05-03 13:27:31 +0000 UTCMy God…. *Distant screaming* IT’S BEAAUUTTIFFUULLLLLLL Impeccable work. That’s all I can really say. Stellar performances from Calato & Wilford, and pretty much everyone else too. Draigo feels at the peak of batshittery and I love it. The little moment with Celestine, Dominique and the Star-Child is surprisingly stirring, and I look forward to seeing more of the latter. And by all the variants of the Emperor, the music for that scene is godly. I require the rock cover for ‘Requiem for Dominique’. It is amazing.
Oliver Saward
2018-05-03 12:16:44 +0000 UTCIf this is only half done, I can't even imagine what the finished episode will be like. You really have made something special here. Thank you for your hard work and dedication. Infinity War cliffhanger ending gets pwned by Alfabusa.
2018-05-03 08:02:44 +0000 UTCHonestly, for all purposes, Part 1 is more than worthy of being called a full episode
Derar Deek
2018-05-03 02:18:26 +0000 UTCHahahaha...worth the wait. Well done Alfa and crew.
2018-05-03 01:32:02 +0000 UTCHOLY FUCKING SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!!! Deferentially worth the wait! Great Job as usual Alfa!!
2018-05-03 01:06:49 +0000 UTCoh dear fucking christ I need part two soon
2018-05-02 22:59:01 +0000 UTCExcellent, and I think this model is fine, especially as it helps out the people who actually make stuff instead of us leaches who watch your glorious work.
2018-05-02 22:02:25 +0000 UTCWill we get a video of the actual tabletop battle?
2018-05-02 21:47:10 +0000 UTCPlease tell me that music from the end will be released later!
Tanall
2018-05-02 21:18:40 +0000 UTCWorth the wait.
Jack Ponder
2018-05-02 18:41:04 +0000 UTCSKARBRAND HATES CLIFF HANGERS!!!
GUYFUN
2018-05-02 17:22:48 +0000 UTCThe part with Dominique was 2 sad 4 cry
2018-05-02 16:58:45 +0000 UTCWITNESS YA DOOOOMMMM!!!!!
MrCultist
2018-05-02 16:33:59 +0000 UTCCant wait to watch it. I'm downloading the full version so I can see it when I get home from work. Your plan is fine. If my small contribution helps more people get to see these videos then I feel good about that. Honestly, it feels great to be helping someone produce a cool, creative show. I feel like I got in on the ground floor of something excellent. Like I can tell people, "Hey, I was part of that back when it got started" So keep on going in whatever way keeps TTS hilariously awesome. I don't think you'll have any trouble retaining our support. Thanks for the video.
2018-05-02 16:24:43 +0000 UTCLeft shoulder man has seen some shit.
2018-05-02 14:48:58 +0000 UTC:0000 amazing!
2018-05-02 14:42:40 +0000 UTCAyyy, thank you! I'm happy you noticed the perhaps not so subtle jabs at tabletop itself. This is the first time someone made a note of it!
Alfabusa
2018-05-02 14:06:06 +0000 UTCThis was amazing! Great work as always. Certainly worth the wait.
Nathan Kosub
2018-05-02 13:43:55 +0000 UTCAs if the Horus Heresy wasn't bad enough, now there are two legitimate Emperors :o
Paul Calhoun
2018-05-02 12:56:48 +0000 UTCLovely
Kamen Astartes
2018-05-02 12:38:46 +0000 UTCI love you just finished chopping up can't wait to watch this
Tyrone Taylor
2018-05-02 12:37:31 +0000 UTCI just had THE shit overnight of work, so this was fantastic to come home to. Awesome, hilarious, and poked fun at ALL the hilarious rules of the game (Permission to shoot? NO! The risk is too great!). Well worth the wait, keep up the good work!
Trevor Bond
2018-05-02 12:35:26 +0000 UTCThank you very much! I'm happy that I have people who can rein me in when I go too far in either direction, so it can keep that delicate balance.
Alfabusa
2018-05-02 11:48:37 +0000 UTCLoved the ending, did not see it coming at all. This episode made me realise the series reminds me of the Adventure Zone in its evolution. It started off with a mainly comedic focus, but slowly expanded into the dramatic while maintaining that comedic core. It's a difficult balance to maintain but I think you're doing it great.
2018-05-02 11:37:03 +0000 UTCnow this is the proper way to start my day and keep to my diet rules. the words of the Emperor shall keep me full until it's time to eat.
Bomani Kernizan
2018-05-02 11:11:30 +0000 UTCWow... Just, wow. This is some Infinity War quality in this episode's climax.
arandompokemonfan
2018-05-02 11:08:12 +0000 UTCI am very glad you enjoyed it, and I thank you for your patronage. Let's hope the rest reaches the same standard!
Alfabusa
2018-05-02 11:07:17 +0000 UTCGlorious Episode Alfa. Seriously, loved this one, that anime intro and the ending were epic
2018-05-02 11:05:48 +0000 UTCI swear to fuck, you'll not have to wait as long this time.
Alfabusa
2018-05-02 10:56:09 +0000 UTCNow begins again the suffering cycle of waiting for even more tts. Hopefully the next part of episode 26 isn't far behind.
Elliot Luke Grace Wilson
2018-05-02 10:55:34 +0000 UTCStringStorm made it, and it isn't out quite yet! But maybe this version of it could tide you over in the meantime. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpf5mBL_h4Q" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpf5mBL_h4Q</a>
Alfabusa
2018-05-02 10:55:05 +0000 UTCWhat is that lullaby-esque melody? I neeeed it
Kivael
2018-05-02 10:51:20 +0000 UTCKewl
Elliot Luke Grace Wilson
2018-05-02 10:25:08 +0000 UTC
