Talkin' RiffTrax: JURASSIC SHARK 2: AQUAPOCALYPSE!
Added 2025-08-22 20:00:51 +0000 UTCHowdy Traxians,
Erik here. And I know what you're thinking: "They made a SECOND Jurassic Shark movie!?" and "What were they thinking?!" followed by "Did the RiffTax guys riff Jurassic Shark 2: Aquapocalypse (yes, that is the real title) so that it's actually palatable!?!"
You're in the right place, friend! The answers to those questions are as follows:
Unbelievably, yes - and it's the second in a trilogy!
Who could possibly understand their minds? Sorry, I know that's answering a question with another question, but the fact is, we simply are not ascended enough to be able to comprehend this type of absolute, totally-not-at-all-cynical artistry.
You bet they did!
So, buckle up, amigos - we're going BACK to Jurassic Sharkville, and you're coming with.
Get the riff here, and before OR after you can also enjoy Mike, Kevin and Bill talking about it in the player above. You can also download it in the attachments section below for safe keeping offline.
Have a great weekend!
Erik
Comments
Hodgman isn't the only red blooded American guy to enjoy the charms of the younger teacher from Setting Up a Room. She can set up a block corner for me anytime! Sexy librarian types? Oh yeah!
Derek Levesque
2025-08-23 01:09:09 +0000 UTCI just realized we need a "Shark, or something" Collection on the website...
Erik at RiffTrax
2025-08-22 22:41:47 +0000 UTCWhat's in the box? A shark or something? No! It's wood blocks that John Hodgeman's crush will fondle suggestively!
Y 2 Krankor
2025-08-22 20:27:51 +0000 UTC
