Greetings, Traxians!
Welcome to Friday, which is my favorite day, and likely yours, too, since we really enjoy releasing new riffs on Fridays! And guess what? Today is one of those days!
Please enjoy the first five minutes of this new hunk of old cheese, in an extended preview we made just for you. Here's a synopsis:
Every elite crew of mercenaries put together to do a job has to include the classic character types.
The brawler. The sniper. The driver. The quirky explosives expert. The tech wiz. And of course, the guy who wears a Confederate hat for no explained reason despite living in contemporary Los Angeles. Of course, that guy is the leader, and of course, he’s played by Robert Davi. Meet The Bad Pack.
When a small border town in Texas is terrorized by a white supremacist militia, there’s only one thing for the peaceful citizens to do: call the cops, or some other authorities, because this is America and a large evil militia is committing murder out in the open? Nah, too obvious. Instead, they find a classified ad posted by some mercenary guy in Los Angeles, scrape together all the money they can, and go to L.A. in hopes they can find him. What could go wrong?
Get the full digital movie riff here, or download this preview clip here.
We also pitted our Ultra Traxians against each other (nicely) earlier this week in a caption contest, wherein they were asked to caption a still from this parking-packed action flick. Please enjoy the captioned image below, courtesy of John Chadwick, who will receive a box of swag from RiffTrax HQ for his effort.

"Who ordered the turkey club with Flonase?"
Last but not least, we're in the final day of our Kickstarter campaign for RiffTrax Live: RAD. If you haven't already heard, we just unlocked a new MP3 riff of Cobra, and we're on our way to unlocking more, like a riff on the Patreon favorite The Beastmaster. Check it out, won't you?
Back with more soon!
Elizabeth Meredith
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