This past Friday, we released a brand new riff on a "classic" scifi movie: Robot Monster! Here are the first five minutes, just for Traxians.
There should not be so much to laugh about in a movie where seven billion people die.
But you gotta admit, when the extinction of humanity is perpetrated by a guy in a rented gorilla suit who owns a bubble machine: that’s pretty darn funny. That furry rascal got us good!
The gorilla is Ro-Man, and he’s managed to pull off a pretty impressive feat: killing all but eight people on Earth. Most of us would probably kick back and call it a day at this point, but like a determined Twitch streamer, Ro-Man’s determined to 100% this genocide before returning to his home planet.
Unfortunately, he didn’t plan on one thing: two of the remaining people still being shockingly horny despite all the death, suffering, and mutant lizards that occasionally roll around biting each other. Alice agrees to marry Roy, despite him possessing what can generously be described as only 60% of a shirt. This enrages either the Robot or the Monster part of Ro-Man, and it’s probably the Monster part since not a single aspect of him in any way resembles a robot.
You can download this preview here and purchase the full riff here.
Karl Hamann
2022-11-30 21:29:22 +0000 UTCJackalgirl
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