Extended Preview for SPLIT SECOND
Added 2022-08-05 20:28:42 +0000 UTCHello, Traxians! Do you have a second?
How about a Split Second? Well, now you do!
It's a 90s action/horror/sci-fi movie - starring none other than the iconic Rutger Hauer.
There’s a vicious monster roaming the streets of London, eating victims’ internal organs.
When this guy orders steak and kidney pie, he says “Hold the steak and.” There’s only one man who can stop it: Harley Stone, who dresses exactly as ridiculous as you should with a name like Harley Stone.
Stone’s job is not made any easier by the fact that London is flooded due to Global Warming. This mainly means that the streets are kind of wet. Stone’s apartment is also a total mess, infested by pigeons, and he probably tries to blame this on Global Warming as well. The fact that when you hit the “Previous Channel” button on his remote it goes to scrambled Spice Network? Global Warming!!
Helping him out are his partner, Dick Durkin, whose name sounds like an embarrassing medical condition, and Kim Cattrall, who is fortunately played by Kim Cattrall. They’re forced to descend into the London sewers to confront a monster who the movie may eventually get around to showing for more than eight frames at a time.
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Comments
THE Ian Dury of "The Blockheads"?
The Master and Torgarita
2022-08-07 22:26:22 +0000 UTCI had a movie poster for this that I got from my local video rental store.
Derrick Szymanski Jr
2022-08-06 18:07:12 +0000 UTCActually, it is in fact a hovercraft (rubber skirt with air being forced downward for lift). Swamp boats used down south are just flat regular boats with a fan, but they can't hover.
Robert Hodges
2022-08-05 23:43:03 +0000 UTCI think there more than 12 of us. There are dozens of us!
Wayne Moyer
2022-08-05 23:37:32 +0000 UTCI am one of the (12?) people who actually enjoyed this flick when it hit PPV a hundred years ago... (LOL) - Can't Wait to watch & see what you Fellas do with it! :)
Thomas Backman
2022-08-05 22:17:58 +0000 UTCFingers crossed!
RiffTrax
2022-08-05 20:40:38 +0000 UTCDestined to be a RT classic??
Karl Hamann
2022-08-05 20:38:12 +0000 UTC
