Day of the Assassin - Extended Preview!
Added 2022-07-15 17:35:42 +0000 UTCHowdy, Traxians! Happy Friday... of the Assassins! That's right, it's time for another new B-movie riff, which we've just posted to the site. We're telling you now before anyone else - and here's the first five minutes, just for you!
It’s Day of the Assassin, and all the 70's guys are here!
Our suave leading man and seductive international man of mystery: a leathery wizened Chuck Connors (of The Rifleman and Tourist Trap.) Detective John Shaft himself, Richard Roundtree! Full time bad guy from Megaforce and Escape From The Bronx, and about a million other things once you start noticing him, Henry Silva! And several other brown-haired guys who are really difficult to tell apart!
The movie is called Day of the Assassin, so naturally it’s about several elite assassins converging on a beach town in Mexico in order to… steal some treasure. Chuck Connors is a painter who just assassinates on the side, but like, it doesn’t define him, y’know? He spends most of his time flirting with women a quarter his age, and wearing baseball caps from several different teams. Most incredibly, there’s a scene where he tries to impress a woman by playing jazz flute. Yes, it’s like Anchorman but sincere!
Enjoy, won't you? You can also download this preview video here. Stay tuned for a Talkin' RiffTrax for this movie, coming soon.
Comments
If you ever DO run across "Day of the Disco Assassin" you must give it a shot.
Suzi Eberhard
2022-07-17 00:30:11 +0000 UTCNot that we should care, but the weird-white-sideburn guy from Missile X is in this, too.
Doug and Cameo
2022-07-16 22:56:15 +0000 UTCPurchased and ready for some 70s laughs!
Bort Ward
2022-07-16 00:50:57 +0000 UTCA Black Whale III shirt and nothing about The Bermuda Triangle? Very disappointing.
Charlie Guenette
2022-07-15 21:32:33 +0000 UTCThere's only one way to find out!
RiffTrax
2022-07-15 20:36:54 +0000 UTC“My fruit supplier, nooooooo!!!” Eh. Don’t worry. I spotted a few smuggled plums.
Steph W
2022-07-15 19:52:45 +0000 UTCHey, isn't that Yuri from Werewolf lounging on the beach? I wonder how many times his hairstyle changes in this movie?
Paul Milligan
2022-07-15 18:05:26 +0000 UTC
