Talkin' RiffTrax: THINGS
Added 2022-03-09 20:51:41 +0000 UTCIf you know us Rifftrax folks, you know that we know Bad. We’re talking Real Bad. Not Good-Bad, not Ironic Midnight Movie With Edibles Bad, but just Bad. Just Plain Bad. Bad Bad.
Now forget everything you know and we know about Bad. Throw it out the window, or in this case, down the toilet. Because we have seen Things. Believe me, we’ve seen some things before, but never have those things approached anything like this Things. Every time we think we’ve found the absolute worst… effort to make it to film, or video, or Super-8, just when we are certain that no human being could ever produce something as excrementally horrible as what we’ve just seen., along comes Things.
Join us as we declare, and set out to prove, that Things is beyond a doubt the absolute worst title we have ever riffed. We know you’ll love it, after the scars heal.
-kwm
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Comments
This may sound weird but I kind of enjoyed it at least more than rollergator, which isn’t saying much. It was like a drug trip of a bad movie. I was just baffled by how bad certain audio and video parts were even captured. They seemed like they filmed it while toxic level drunk or something!
Mathew Gillette
2022-03-17 05:52:38 +0000 UTC“…things and shit.” Sold!
David Elkin-Bram
2022-03-14 17:00:08 +0000 UTCAnother Rollergator, for me. So bad I fell asleep about halfway thru, and decided not to finish watching it. Not aso much a movie, as a series of exposed lengths of film, randomly strung together with the worst Canadian garage band supplying the "sopundtrack." As was mentioned in "retrievers," HERES YOUR SWILL PIG!"
Karl Hamann
2022-03-11 22:07:40 +0000 UTCTo quote the great Joe Hallenbeck; "Ol' Satan Claus is out there, Jimmy..."
Thomas Backman
2022-03-11 06:36:52 +0000 UTCWe wait patiently, and obediently, for the Deepest Hurting... Ever...
Thomas Backman
2022-03-11 06:34:58 +0000 UTCAugust 2015: “Rollergator is the worst movie we’ve ever riffed.” August 2021: “Baby Ghost is the worst movie we’ve ever riffed.” March 2022: “Things is the worst movie we’ve ever riffed.” Somewhere out there, another movie is awaiting this pronouncement, and that terrifies me.
John Chadwick
2022-03-11 02:55:24 +0000 UTCIs there a Thursday thing today
Mathew Gillette
2022-03-10 19:44:29 +0000 UTCWatching late at night, it took me more than an hour to get through the last 15 minutes... Goodbye Ambien! ;)
Thomas Backman
2022-03-10 17:43:38 +0000 UTCAccording to IMDb .. she is THE Amber Lynn! (Well, the one of adult film "fame") Was she being held hostage by the filmmakers as suggested by the riffers, or did she just owe someone a favor? We may never know ....
Elizabeth Meredith
2022-03-10 14:56:19 +0000 UTCGot to say, this movie was so bad I actually fell asleep in the middle of it. I've NEVER fallen asleep during a RiffTrax before...
Billie Wilson
2022-03-10 08:59:47 +0000 UTCHowdy from FORT WORTH!! (Sorry...) Sort of surprised that no one has mentioned that that maaaay actually be THE "AMBER LYNN"... (Before you judge Fort Worth for this... I grew up in Sacramento... (LOL))
Thomas Backman
2022-03-10 08:00:47 +0000 UTCLove to hear Mike talk about the Robichet again.
rockandrollsteve
2022-03-10 04:11:40 +0000 UTC
