Robo Vampire Extended Preview!
Added 2019-12-06 18:02:34 +0000 UTCHowdy, Traxians!
Erik the Web Guy coming back at you with a Traxian-only first look at our newest riff, which I've literally just finished posting to the site — it's called Robo Vampire, and it is one of the most bonkers things we've riffed.
I was disappointed to learn there isn't a single Robo Vampire in it, or even any vampirism, but there are plenty of hopping zombies, and those are always a treat.
We shall return with an episode of Talkin' RiffTrax for this one very soon.
Enjoy!
EDIT: This film was not directed by Godfrey Ho, it turns out.
Comments
@Franklin Harris - Thank you for that funny... with that, you now receive the Peter Cetera Award for Best Interwebs Comment (for the week of December 7th 2019)...
Ken Malinski
2019-12-08 00:22:55 +0000 UTCMust be a cultural thing. Doesn't mean it isn't stupid...
Joshua McGovern
2019-12-07 20:30:39 +0000 UTCPhone booth recorded ADR, film canisters pulled out of sewage, bad costumes, lazy editing, gross out tactics: these films really need their own classification
sistergrimace
2019-12-07 15:35:36 +0000 UTCI recently saw this one as others did on Amazon... it was/is horrifically awful. How can you go wrong with hopping vampires?
Ken Malinski
2019-12-07 03:51:23 +0000 UTCYeah, I watched this on Amazon Prime and knew you guys would do great things with it. The beach scene alone is pure insanity. As bad as this one is, I actually found its sequel to be interesting and not quite as silly.
Mr. Neutron
2019-12-07 01:35:11 +0000 UTCMy son and I actually watched this, and the sequel, on Amazon Prime in October. We knew it would be perfect Rifftrax material, and I am quite happy to see it done by you guys.
David McCroary
2019-12-07 00:35:05 +0000 UTCFor what it’s worth, according to my big book of the undead, Chinese vampires are supposed to travel by hopping with their arms straight out in front of them. How they are supposed to properly menace (or even chase) anyone like that? Looking forwards to seeing how that plays out in the full movie...
Matthew Stevenson
2019-12-06 20:32:07 +0000 UTCIt is rare that I haven't seen a movie that is as bad as this one obviously is. What a treat, thanks guys!
Mighty Jack
2019-12-06 20:19:49 +0000 UTCOne of my favorite movies... Robocop ripoff + Asian ghosts + 'Mr. Vampire' style hopping vampires = sheer lunacy
James Dodd
2019-12-06 19:20:59 +0000 UTCHey Paul, we thought so too, but a reputable fan corrected us - it turns out the actual history is much more interesting. Filmark essentially made movies in Ho's style, but Ho himself never worked for them. We're not sure where this misconception first came from, but it's widespread enough that even IMDb thinks of it as factual. Since we don't really know for sure, ourselves, we're just going to leave that bit out!
RiffTrax
2019-12-06 18:55:28 +0000 UTCI think it is a Godfrey Ho movie, he just used an alias for some reason?
Paul Leone
2019-12-06 18:44:32 +0000 UTCLooks like a must buy for me!
Terry Peterson
2019-12-06 18:34:24 +0000 UTC