Futaba Sakura is the quintessential NEET, sticking herself in her room for days, if not weeks, eyes glued to a too-bright monitor. Spending this much time on the internet makes it incredibly easy to develop a complex around race relations. The only thing that a Japanese shutin with a penny hates more is a... well, if you know, you know. Still though, even a wildly racist gamer grill has to have something to schlick to, and you could certainly do worse than riding a wand while gooning out to DA HOOCH comics. At least the tattoo's only temporary, right? Riiiiight?