"oh, no, lady... you don't fuck with me unless you are ready to get fucked!" *yaboi uses motorboat ramming*
*lady uses sommersault* "i find your lack of "being a sub" very erotic. Let me train you like the pet you are."
"Dammit. I need some fucking ideas. She has more imagination than me about the whole fucking business!"
"Language!"
"But..."
"i said..." *vaginal pelvis stomp* "... LANGUAGE!"
"gosh darn'it ma'am that hurt!"
"bettter." *proceeds to do the hip dance meme while sitting on the dude's penis*